Wave one. I don't really know much about the first four users I reviewed... So I had to dig through the posts and stuff to find out some infos about you. Oh well, I can't wait to review people I know well >:)
Catoblepas
I've never seen you around before, or maybe I did, but I don't remember you or recognize your username. I see you're a Flash artist and that you have some good submissions up in the Portal, with some decent scores. I can already tell you're a patient and dedicated person just because Flash takes a LOT of patience... unless you enjoy getting your work blammed. You look like a happy psychopath in your Userpage picture, which made me laugh and tells a lot about your personality. I can also see you have a nice fanbase just by your newsposts comments... which is pretty nice. You don't seem like an e-ego whore either, which is also pretty nice. Now I'm trying to check your posts but ERROR - An internal server error has occurred, and the staff has been alerted. The site could be under heavy load at the moment, so you may want to try again in a few minutes. Not goanna lie I'd qualify you as a spammer on the BBS. Your posts are most of the time shitty, useless and spammy one-liners, and it looks like you don't really post in the "good" threads. However, if that's how you have fun... I hope you don't hate getting banned for posting in spam threads. I also remember seeing some of your art in the Art section, which is a cool thing that you post your stuff there. I prefer when creative users stay away from the General Section of the BBS and go post in the Art forums ;)
Therefore it seems like you have a brain and know what you're talking about when it comes to arguing... even though some people could say "ARGUING ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE RUNNING AT SPECIAL OLYMPICS, EVEN IF YOU WIN, YOU'RE STILL RETARDED". Anyways, it looks like you're having fun on Newgrounds... which is good, but I hate people who fuel spam and shitty threads. Like I said, more than half your posts are one-liners with no real content in it, so yeah. I guess you don't have much time to post on the BBS in between two Flash movies?
Keep up the good work on Flash, but improve your maturity on the BBS, if possible. Myeh. Can't really tell much more since I have never seen you before. But I like your username.
azteca89
I remember seeing your userpage once... I like how you said... yesterday I think? That people with over 10,000 posts have too much time on their hands, yet you have over 67,000 Blam / Saves. I don't know if we can speak of irony right here but it's pretty damned close. Speaking of posts, your posts are... um. Not interesting I could say. You post in shitty threads, ALL of your posts are one-liners, it looks like you act like a "rebel"... talking about people spending too much time on Newgrounds or being a little obsessed about Newgrounds, when AGAIN let me remind you your total amount of B/Ps. I don't really care, personally, since I'm myself heading for EGSC, but the irony makes me laugh. Anyways, I feel like when I'm going to review people I'm always going to complain about one-liners... so I might just stop now and just say: your posts are shitty and unhelpful.
Anyways, I really like that knife you posted in your News page, since I'm myself a Knife fanatic... I have a little collection under my bed ;) I also see you're a Krinkels fan, good. Krinkels' the man. Anyhow your sig sucks, I'm tired of seeing people with hentai or anime or just women showing off their "goods" in everyone's sigs. They make me want to punch babies. Anyways, time to move on, and put some effort in your posts. I mean seriously.
b3nnic3
Hey screw you. I remember your name for sure, but I can't put your name on anything interesting or useful you could've done in all those years we've been posting on the BBS.
You sound completely uninterested to Newgrounds nowadays, so why don't you just step off instead of spamming the BBS? You used to be a pretty mature user, and I remember I used to respect you, but your recent activity isn't worth dog shit. Perhaps you should go back to your old ways... or maybe the fact Newgrounds is filled with a new generation of 12 years old discourages you of doing so? Passing from a mature user to an immature user is always a sad moment in the life of every Newgrounders. Just means you don't give a shit. So you probably won't give a shit about what I typed there either. I guess I could've just skipped you. Yep.
Anyways, I'm wondering who the shitty user is right here.
Sarcasm
SBB
Audio Moderator heh... The only Golden Aura that comes with no work attached to it... Don't lie Rig was at my apartment the other day and he showed me the hard tasks of the Audio Moderators; it looks pretty boring actually :( Active Audio artist, do you use Fruityloops? I see you have some good tracks up in the Audio Portal, good good. You're a pretty good guy from what I've heard, and a good friend of my good buddy Rig. Keep rocking the Audio Portal and don't fall asleep while moderating... or reading the Audio Moderator lounge :P