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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-04 20:54:41 Reply

At 4/4/08 08:50 PM, lawlmaster wrote: So like why did you need to get your balls operated on for?

...good question....w00t was that 4?

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-04 21:01:19 Reply

At 4/4/08 07:49 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote:
At 4/4/08 07:47 PM, j2witz wrote:
At 4/4/08 07:42 PM, KingKrab wrote: jerk it!
jerk the balls...........??????
What you don't do it? It's the new way to masturbate.

Wouldn't that hurt? A lot?


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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-04 23:03:29 Reply

At 4/4/08 08:50 PM, lawlmaster wrote: So like why did you need to get your balls operated on for?

I had a hernia and a hydocele. If you don't know what those are, Mebmd.com

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-04 23:10:18 Reply

MMmmm, sounds like razor burn,
Bet that feel wonderful.

Just kidding,
I know you said it hurts, sorry :(
I hope you feel better..

But otherwise,
I'm going to laugh at you pain and your itchy balls.


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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-04 23:13:15 Reply

At 4/4/08 11:10 PM, PennyPigtails wrote: MMmmm, sounds like razor burn,

Yeah, that's a reasonable assumtion. Would you like a taste?

I'm going to laugh at your pain and your itchy balls.

That's not nice. You wouldn't understand that anyway. May I kiss your vagina?

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-04 23:18:01 Reply

At 4/4/08 11:13 PM, Slayer3751 wrote:
That's not nice. You wouldn't understand that anyway. May I kiss your vagina?

Well,... OKAY!
Just because I feel sorry about your poor little balls! ^.^
No funny business!


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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-04 23:21:02 Reply

why are you telling us this? and also cut them off?


I love hunting for Blam points!!!

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-04 23:28:05 Reply

At 4/4/08 11:18 PM, PennyPigtails wrote:
At 4/4/08 11:13 PM, Slayer3751 wrote:
That's not nice. You wouldn't understand that anyway. May I kiss your vagina?
Well,... OKAY!
Just because I feel sorry about your poor little balls! ^.^
No funny business!

HOORAY!!!

Also, NOBODY HAS SAID, "Pics or it never happend".

you're slipping Newgrounds!!!

>=(

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 12:05:29 Reply

I went through this and I only get ONE page of sympathy/people laughing at my misfortune?

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 12:13:46 Reply

good luck


give me cookies please :)

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 12:30:29 Reply

40th post.

and bump
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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 12:38:16 Reply

Man that sucks.. I really feel the pain for ya right now.

(btw, pics ?)


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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 12:43:08 Reply

It's the dead skin cells making it itch.

Take a fucking shower and scrub your balls hard, that will make it better.


I did it for the lulz:

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 12:54:44 Reply

At 4/5/08 12:43 PM, Burnzoid wrote: It's the dead skin cells making it itch.

Take a fucking shower and scrub your balls hard, that will make it better.

Good idea. Except I had surgury. So I have a 4 inch cut through the muscle. Scrubbing it hard is not a good idea unless I want a free ride to the ER.

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 12:59:52 Reply

At 4/4/08 07:38 PM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: Cut em off.

And how the fucking hot hell...would that make it better!I couldn't live without nuts!mine that is...


If you piss me off...I'll give you...a taco...psyche!

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 13:00:43 Reply

At 4/4/08 07:54 PM, RocksLikeAStone wrote: wow that gotta be pretty bad.........maybe if u cause pain somwher ele, u will forget bout the pain in ur balls.......is it possible 2 jerk ur balls wtf???????

I KNO! PUT UR FACE ON FIRE THAT WILL MAKEU FORGET ABOUT THE PAIN IN UR BALLS

LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL, M'KAY?

You are not welcome at newgrounds until you take a couple grammar classes.
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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 13:03:39 Reply

At 4/5/08 01:00 PM, evilfluffmonger wrote:

I KNO! PUT UR FACE ON FIRE THAT WILL MAKEU FORGET ABOUT THE PAIN IN UR BALLS
LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL, M'KAY?

You are not welcome at newgrounds until you take a couple grammar classes.

You just learn to ignore those kind of people after awhile.

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 13:08:26 Reply

Dude, want a free ride to the ER? and ermm what kind of ball disease was it?


give me cookies please :)

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 13:08:40 Reply

You had a surgery... on your nuts...? What?

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 13:14:12 Reply

At 4/5/08 01:08 PM, Xboi wrote: Dude, want a free ride to the ER? and ermm what kind of ball disease was it?

Read a few posts up. I know, what a pain. *rolls eyes*


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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 13:14:17 Reply

I had a Hernia and a Hydrocele. That's the reason for all this

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 13:18:08 Reply

At 4/5/08 01:14 PM, Slayer3751 wrote: I had a Hernia and a Hydrocele. That's the reason for all this

ouch! i think its itching coz of the medicines and stuff antibacterial thingy maybe reacting on your testicles,balls,etc.


give me cookies please :)

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 13:19:32 Reply

At 4/5/08 01:18 PM, Xboi wrote:
At 4/5/08 01:14 PM, Slayer3751 wrote: I had a Hernia and a Hydrocele. That's the reason for all this
ouch! i think its itching coz of the medicines and stuff antibacterial thingy maybe reacting on your testicles,balls,etc.

Or maybe it's because they shaved my pubic hair to make the cut.

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 13:21:17 Reply

I had a Hernia and a Hydrocele. That's the reason for all this
ouch! i think its itching coz of the medicines and stuff antibacterial thingy maybe reacting on your testicles,balls,etc.
Or maybe it's because they shaved my pubic hair to make the cut.

hmm! well that maybe the case


give me cookies please :)

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 16:37:29 Reply

At 4/5/08 01:21 PM, Xboi wrote:
I had a Hernia and a Hydrocele. That's the reason for all this
ouch! i think its itching coz of the medicines and stuff antibacterial thingy maybe reacting on your testicles,balls,etc.
Or maybe it's because they shaved my pubic hair to make the cut.
hmm! well that maybe the case

Yeeeeeeah....

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 16:38:26 Reply

Last night I was laying in bed watching TV and I got this mad pain on my bell-end. It was like it was being nibbled by a mouse or something. But there was no mouse there.

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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 16:40:01 Reply

At 4/5/08 04:38 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Last night I was laying in bed watching TV and I got this mad pain on my bell-end. It was like it was being nibbled by a mouse or something. But there was no mouse there.

Hernia. Go to a doctor. That's what I had.

that or your Girlfriend used her teeth.
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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 16:40:51 Reply

Get someone to scratch them for you.

i'll do it
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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-04-05 16:42:08 Reply

At 4/5/08 04:40 PM, ParisHiltonHater22 wrote: Get someone to scratch them for you.
i'll do it

Go away.

GET. OFF. NEWGROUNDS. NOW.
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Response to My balls itch BAD!! 2008-07-06 06:23:18 Reply

At 4/5/08 12:59 PM, fatass300 wrote:
At 4/4/08 07:38 PM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: Cut em off.
And how the fucking hot hell...would that make it better!I couldn't live without nuts!mine that is...

You mean,without sucking them.Asshole you need to leave Ng you are just a jerk to everyone.


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