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At 4/28/08 07:50 PM, B4gle wrote: Awesome story. I wish something like that happened to me , it would be amazing.

By the way , is this story real?

Yes, this event actually happened. Seems crazy, i know. But it was just a bunch of kids, who were fans of different websites.

i doubt this actually happened, but then again, it's not that implausible. it would have been awesome if liquidgeneration, albinoblacksheep, and like 30 other guys showed up. i'm glad newgrounds won.

At 4/3/08 07:05 PM, Mawxter wrote: you should type less. like me, no one will even read this because of how much there is

I read it your just lazy physically and mentally.

coooool
that was brillientt
5 stars

At 4/3/08 07:05 PM, Mawxter wrote: you should type less. like me, no one will even read this because of how much there is

I just did.

By the way, that was an awesome story. Most entertaining thing i've read all day.

Do you live in dorkville or something?

Because that's the only place I see something like that happening.

nice story though. (not saying you MADE it up, saying it was a nice read)

NG won! Good job, you beat them!

I'm putting this in my profile..

At 4/3/08 06:57 PM, Elios wrote:

"Next time."
.
You do realize if you fail next time all of Newgrounds will at you in shame to losing to YouTube.

But still good work beating YouTube here is your trophy

That story makes me proud to be a NG user

Despite the fact this story is fucking epic.

I don't believe it, why?, because it took you apparently the better part of 30min to run one mile.

I can run a double mile in 11min. and that's at like close to 7mph. either your mistaken, or full of shit.

Nice story though.

At 4/3/08 07:06 PM, Elios wrote:

At 4/3/08 07:05 PM, Mawxter wrote: you should type less. like me, no one will even read this because of how much there is

You should read more. Reading is good for your brain.

I concur on this saying.

Awkward stuff, to meet online people. I dunno why. A LOT of people on the net, but it's always so weird to meet them face-to-face when it's internet-related. I guess that's the thing about shedding that avatar mask.

At 5/19/08 09:39 AM, ClearRed wrote: Despite the fact this story is fucking epic.

I don't believe it, why?, because it took you apparently the better part of 30min to run one mile.

I can run a double mile in 11min. and that's at like close to 7mph. either your mistaken, or full of shit.

Nice story though.

I'm mistaken, big time. Honestly, i have no idea how long it took to run, all i know is, i got to a mile first. The numbers are all fucked up, i know, i'm sorry. Let's just say it took, 11 minutes.

At 4/3/08 07:05 PM, Mawxter wrote: you should type less. like me, no one will even read this because of how much there is

What the hell do you mean? People like to read interesting stories like this. If you think that was too much to read. Well, that's just stupid. Well, nice job showing them Elios. Lol, 4-way competition.

At 4/3/08 07:06 PM, Elios wrote:

At 4/3/08 07:05 PM, Mawxter wrote: you should type less. like me, no one will even read this because of how much there is

You should read more. Reading is good for your brain.

Not when you don't have much of one...

At 4/3/08 07:05 PM, Mawxter wrote: you should type less. like me, no one will even read this because of how much there is

i read it... just because ur a troll doesnt mean everyone is like you.

Oh, dude, I need to do that one day, since I lift weights myself. You represented Newgrounds awesome and I'm proud. Nice job man!

At 4/3/08 07:05 PM, Mawxter wrote: you should type less. like me, I won't even read this because of how much of a faggot I am.

Fixn'd

either this is copy/paste, or i am reading the same tread once again..

1 mile can be ran in <5 minutes, it took you 20?
PLOTHOLE.

At 7/2/08 10:23 AM, notsquid wrote: 1 mile can be ran in <5 minutes, it took you 20?
PLOTHOLE.

I think it's different on a treadmill, but I'm not sure.

This guy has a point.

At 4/3/08 07:20 PM, Strength wrote: 6 replies? really guys? really?

GEE THAT SURE IS A LOT TO READ THIS THREAD MUST SUCK. fagets.

The fact that the entirety of his post is bullshit contributes greatly to this thread's suckage, faget.

I saw a rhino in a zoo one time that a zookeeper had put a "E-Baums World" sticker on, so I chopped off it's ivory and shoved it up it's ass.

Epic win get.

I'm going to startmaking up stories and they will all be better and more believable.

At 7/2/08 10:25 AM, BenjaminBigelow wrote:

At 7/2/08 10:23 AM, notsquid wrote: 1 mile can be ran in <5 minutes, it took you 20?
PLOTHOLE.

I think it's different on a treadmill, but I'm not sure.

This guy has a point.

Nope, it should be the same. Also, 8 miles an hour = 7.5 minutes to run a mile. So they would have definatley finished within 10 minutes.

:D

At 4/3/08 06:57 PM, Elios wrote: After 15 minutes, Ebaums and the chans quit. It was me and Youtube, down to the last 0.2 miles. He kept his pace, i upped my speed to 9.5 mph. he tried to run faster, but he couldn't do it. 3 minutes passed, Ebaums and the Chans watched as i won the race.

After 15 min. they couldn't complete a mile? still great story.

Nice dude i love your stories when you write them you describe every single detail and i love it

Amazing story

Holy shit, I didn't even bother reading all of that stuff you just put up there.

I can't think of anything to say, but I can't help but feel that this story deserves a response. Good work, I really enjoyed reading it.

At 7/3/08 03:55 AM, ZENON wrote: I can't think of anything to say, but I can't help but feel that this story deserves a response. Good work, I really enjoyed reading it.

Thanks!

At 7/3/08 03:54 AM, Irukandji12 wrote: Holy shit, I didn't even bother reading all of that stuff you just put up there.

But you bothered to post a useless reply. Amazing.

At 7/3/08 03:50 AM, sldghmmr wrote: Nice dude i love your stories when you write them you describe every single detail and i love it

Amazing story

Thanks!

Now, to clarify ONCE AGAIN. Yes, the numbers are wrong, i have no idea how long it took to run the mile. Whatever, who cares (Obviously some people do, thinking that it'll give them reason to say "fuck you!") Anyway, numbers are wrong, deal with it.

Glad that most of you still enjoy my story.

Fantastic story. Really well-written.