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At 4/4/08 12:06 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: one question
how come it took so long to run the mile?

We all slowed our treadmill speeds down a few times, to catch our breath. I had an average speed of 5.6 mph.

Plus, i don't think any of those machines are working right. My final time was like 17 somthing. And i can walk a mile in 25 minutes. All i know is, my treadmill said "1.0 miles" before his. I win.

That was cool but I kinda liked the story about how you had sex with that one chick that was giving you a massage more.

Congratz. The other next two replies shud lern grammer tho.

At 4/4/08 12:10 AM, The-Omnipresence wrote: That was cool but I kinda liked the story about how you had sex with that one chick that was giving you a massage more.

I like to make long, and fun stories.

Trust me, everything i say is truth. I do like to make exciting and enjoyable "literary adventures".

epic thread is epic

At 4/3/08 07:15 PM, AwesomeSauce wrote: Turf war.

Haha, nice. I remember the one gang was called "Jets", what were the other guys called? Was it "Sharks" or somthing?

Either way, West Side Story is amazing.

And no, this wasn't a turf war, lol

Very good story!(make another soon??)

At 4/4/08 12:42 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Very good story!(make another soon??)

When somthing fun happens to me again, i'll definatly write another story.

That was amazing. You can't see me right now, but I applaud you greatly.

I doubt its credibility, but that is the best read I've had in a while, even in its simplicity. Yep, more faggots should read this.

You've seemed to have created some sort of internet athletics league, bravo to you :).

No-one for ytmnd? :(.

wow, that was awesome.
you sir are a genius.

At 4/4/08 12:33 PM, Elios wrote:

At 4/3/08 07:15 PM, AwesomeSauce wrote: Turf war.

Haha, nice. I remember the one gang was called "Jets", what were the other guys called? Was it "Sharks" or somthing?

Either way, West Side Story is amazing.

And no, this wasn't a turf war, lol

Yeah, the Sharks.

Epic story <3

At 4/4/08 01:45 PM, Mrputter wrote: You've seemed to have created some sort of internet athletics league, bravo to you :).

No-one for ytmnd? :(.

I was hoping for someone from YTMND to show up. As for an athletic league, i dunno. Perhaps i was lucky in the sense that i was in better physical shape that those kids. But if NG started some kind of actual league/competition, that would be kind of weird, lol

I thoroughly enjoyed this tale.

At 4/4/08 11:24 PM, cornbin wrote: I thoroughly enjoyed this tale.

Thanks!

I wish exciting things happened to me more often, so i could write about them here.

At 4/3/08 06:57 PM, Elios wrote:

The following events are 100% truth, and took place at the Fitness 19 gym, at 4:30 pm.

After 15 minutes, Ebaums and the chans quit. It was me and Youtube, down to the last 0.2 miles. He kept his pace, i upped my speed to 9.5 mph. he tried to run faster, but he couldn't do it. 3 minutes passed, Ebaums and the Chans watched as i won the race.

It took you 18 fucking minutes to run a mile??
And 3 minutes of that was spent running 0.2 miles at 9.5 mph!??
Something is terribly awry here. Sort yourself out man.

4channers in the gym? what heracy is this?!

At 4/5/08 04:09 PM, Siblau wrote: 4channers in the gym? what heracy is this?!

Maybe they were training for the next Newgrounds raid. I dunno. 4channers are like roaches. There everywhere, but you don't really see them right away.

Shit man, that's epic.

Oh wow, that was one of the most epic stories I ever read. It was like the showdown of all the great websites. Good job keeping us on top!

At 4/8/08 08:09 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Oh wow, that was one of the most epic stories I ever read. It was like the showdown of all the great websites. Good job keeping us on top!

Thanks!

I haven't seen any of those kids at the gym lately. Maybe i scared them off? I hope not.

At 4/9/08 04:57 PM, Elios wrote:

At 4/8/08 08:09 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Oh wow, that was one of the most epic stories I ever read. It was like the showdown of all the great websites. Good job keeping us on top!

Thanks!

I haven't seen any of those kids at the gym lately. Maybe i scared them off? I hope not.

They didn't like the way Newgrounds smelled.

Epic story. It made me do this ---> :3

Huzzah!

Dude, that story was amazing. If I was there I would definitely stand by your side and represent NG with you. NG is the best out of all of those sites anyways because it has flash videos, games, audio, and forums.

At 4/14/08 08:56 PM, hatakekakashi7 wrote: Dude, that story was amazing. If I was there I would definitely stand by your side and represent NG with you. NG is the best out of all of those sites anyways because it has flash videos, games, audio, and forums.

Thanks!

Bump-bum-BUUUUUMP

Awesome story. I wish something like that happened to me , it would be amazing.

By the way , is this story real?

I love you.