Stupid Questions

[T3hShotgunK1ng]

stupidity. annoying at times, but also rather amusing.

so, ever have one of those "Well, does a bear shit in the woods?" moments? ever hear a question that was so stupid that you just had to laugh as it echoes again and again in your head? ever ask a question that made you laugh your ass off just from the way it sounds?

share and discuss here.

[Mechabloby]

"How many moons does the Earth have?"
"One, and it's made of cheese."

[Xurch]

I found it ammusing when someone asked if there is a place we can borrow books because when he buys them he never reads them again and it seems like a waste of money.

[Fro]

The dumbest question would have to be a question that states the obvious, such as. A kid is reading a book. " Hey are you reading a book there? "

[ShadowWest]

I know someone who asked me one time, 'Do women poo?'

XD

[MyMonkey]

When I come home soaking wet and someone asks "oh did you get caugh in the rain?"

[Grimscott]

At 4/3/08 01:05 PM, ShadowWest2k7 wrote: I know someone who asked me one time, 'Do women poo?'

XD

Fact: Women do not crap, but instead vomit rainbows.

[kowtnaak]

how gets the bus driver home?

[Hoeloe]

At 4/3/08 01:01 PM, Mechabloby wrote: "How many moons does the Earth have?"
"One, and it's made of cheese."

The Earth actually has two moons.

The Moon
Cruithnea (or however the fuck you spell it)

Anyway, the most retarded question I ever heard I can't remember, but this one is pretty cool:

"Hey, can I ask you something?"

[Raguel]

I always wonder why people ask me, 'Can I ask you a question?'

I fight the urge to answer with 'Apparently so, you just fucking did.'

[kaiser-d]

Hey do you know what?

-No actually, but I'm sure he's very nice once you get to know him.

[Objection]

I remember asking some pokemon aficionados "What's a Manaphy?"

[Objection]

At 4/3/08 01:59 PM, Hoeloe wrote:

At 4/3/08 01:01 PM, Mechabloby wrote: "How many moons does the Earth have?"
"One, and it's made of cheese."

The Earth actually has two moons.

The Moon
Cruithnea (or however the fuck you spell it)

Someone been watching QI?

[satanbrain]

Do vaginas smell like fish?

[killa-noyz]

At 4/3/08 02:29 PM, Objection wrote:

At 4/3/08 01:59 PM, Hoeloe wrote:

At 4/3/08 01:01 PM, Mechabloby wrote: "How many moons does the Earth have?"
"One, and it's made of cheese."

The Earth actually has two moons.

The Moon
Cruithnea (or however the fuck you spell it)

Someone been watching QI?

nah, he's just smart.

[T3hShotgunK1ng]

At 4/3/08 02:10 PM, Raguel wrote: I always wonder why people ask me, 'Can I ask you a question?'

I fight the urge to answer with 'Apparently so, you just fucking did.'

lol. now there's a keeper.

[Objection]

At 4/3/08 02:33 PM, killa-noyz wrote:

At 4/3/08 02:29 PM, Objection wrote: Someone been watching QI?

nah, he's just smart.

Then he'll know that earwigs have two cocks.

[T3hShotgunK1ng]

blarg.

shameless bump.

[Puzzled]

At 4/3/08 01:05 PM, ShadowWest2k7 wrote: I know someone who asked me one time, 'Do women poo?'

XD

Well do they?

[RicardoJr99]

can i borrow a piece of paper?

seriously, if youve written on it dont give it back

[Jesus-Owns-X]

How does is hot web?

[Lost-Chances]

"Can you go have a shave?"

Yeah, can you go slice your neck from ear to ear for me please.

[TAUfanatic]

At 4/3/08 12:59 PM, T3hShotgunK1ng wrote: stupidity. annoying at times, but also rather amusing.

yes....I can vouch 4 that.....wait I'm an idiot....

so, ever have one of those "Well, does a bear shit in the woods?" moments? ever hear a question that was so stupid that you just had to laugh as it echoes again and again in your head? ever ask a question that made you laugh your ass off just from the way it sounds?

........yes........I heard one today

[guy777]

i always hate this question "are you okay" when you just fell like 3 storys"wtf do you think!!!"