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Okay, I've bought and paid for one!

*hopes for it to fit*

*hopes for it to be signed*

"To the ex-bitch mod Sarai"

:)

Ng strapons.

NG ear muffs.

NG mittens

NG scarves

NG bracelets

NG rings

NG necklaces

At 5/3/08 02:33 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Ng strapons.

NG ear muffs.

NG mittens

NG scarves

NG bracelets

NG rings

NG necklaces

My vote is for NG Merkins!

At 5/3/08 02:35 AM, Timmy wrote:
My vote is for NG Merkins!

Haha fuck yea. Imagine alien hominid on dat.

At 5/3/08 02:37 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 5/3/08 02:35 AM, Timmy wrote:
My vote is for NG Merkins!

Haha fuck yea. Imagine alien hominid on dat.

Lol Oh that would be awsome.

At 5/1/08 11:52 AM, bob wrote: Well, the female shirts are in the store and so far we've sold a total of ONE.

They're not very pretty though, and the smallest size they come in is small (which really isn't that small). If they came in XS or XXS and came in nicer colors than hot pink then they might be worth buying. Also, the "cami straps" look sloppy, especially with the cotton material.
The shirt Dan's modeling looks really nice in terms of color choice and design, but its not worth paying full price for something that you're going to cut apart and alter.

At 5/3/08 03:11 AM, HAQnSPITT wrote:

At 5/1/08 11:52 AM, bob wrote: Well, the female shirts are in the store and so far we've sold a total of ONE.

They're not very pretty though, and the smallest size they come in is small (which really isn't that small). If they came in XS or XXS and came in nicer colors than hot pink then they might be worth buying. Also, the "cami straps" look sloppy, especially with the cotton material.

They do appear to come in XS I hope! I ordered an XS Black, black goes with most things and although I don't imagine wearing this too much out and about, I think I'd feel comfortable with it. If it keeps colour then I think with a black skirt I've got it's going to look quite sexy :)

At 5/3/08 03:31 AM, Sarai wrote:

At 5/3/08 03:11 AM, HAQnSPITT wrote:

At 5/1/08 11:52 AM, bob wrote: Well, the female shirts are in the store and so far we've sold a total of ONE.

They're not very pretty though, and the smallest size they come in is small (which really isn't that small). If they came in XS or XXS and came in nicer colors than hot pink then they might be worth buying. Also, the "cami straps" look sloppy, especially with the cotton material.

They do appear to come in XS I hope! I ordered an XS Black, black goes with most things and although I don't imagine wearing this too much out and about, I think I'd feel comfortable with it. If it keeps colour then I think with a black skirt I've got it's going to look quite sexy :)

It should fit, I know you're petite but so am I. I fit a small in the american apparel shirts, I have owned one before.

HAQnstuff are you really that tiny that you would need an XXS? And I thought I was itty bitty.

At 5/3/08 03:41 AM, TropicalParadise wrote: HAQnstuff are you really that tiny that you would need an XXS? And I thought I was itty bitty.

Maybe HAQnstuff is talking about the younger girls on NG? And i know alot of females who wear XS and XXS, its not that unusually

At 5/3/08 03:43 AM, Shawn wrote:

At 5/3/08 03:41 AM, TropicalParadise wrote: HAQnstuff are you really that tiny that you would need an XXS? And I thought I was itty bitty.

Maybe HAQnstuff is talking about the younger girls on NG? And i know alot of females who wear XS and XXS, its not that unusually

Typically for US clothing that doesn't have the standard sizes of 0/2/4 etc, I wear an XXS if I want something tight, usually a dress or a tee-shirt. I am hoping Bob's comments that XS is "tiny" will be fine :) Because if this comes to me Baggy I will use it as a duster ;-p

Typically for US clothing that doesn't have the standard sizes of 0/2/4 etc, I wear an XXS if I want something tight, usually a dress or a tee-shirt. I am hoping Bob's comments that XS is "tiny" will be fine :) Because if this comes to me Baggy I will use it as a duster ;-p

If you don't mind me asking, why size waist do you have?

At 5/3/08 03:58 AM, Sarai wrote: I wear an XXS if I want something tight, usually a dress or a tee-shirt. I am hoping Bob's comments that XS is "tiny" will be fine :) Because if this comes to me Baggy I will use it as a duster ;-p

I wish you luck with that, and you get the right sixe :)

At 5/3/08 04:04 AM, TropicalParadise wrote:

Typically for US clothing that doesn't have the standard sizes of 0/2/4 etc, I wear an XXS if I want something tight, usually a dress or a tee-shirt. I am hoping Bob's comments that XS is "tiny" will be fine :) Because if this comes to me Baggy I will use it as a duster ;-p

If you don't mind me asking, why size waist do you have?

23.5" sp I'm at the boundary of XXS and XS, so yeah it's always a little difficult.

At 5/3/08 03:43 AM, Shawn wrote:

At 5/3/08 03:41 AM, TropicalParadise wrote: HAQnstuff are you really that tiny that you would need an XXS? And I thought I was itty bitty.

Maybe HAQnstuff is talking about the younger girls on NG? And i know alot of females who wear XS and XXS, its not that unusually

TropicalParadise isn't very big herself... I kind of doubt HAQ is smaller ;P

At 5/3/08 04:10 AM, Sarai wrote:

If you don't mind me asking, why size waist do you have?

23.5" sp I'm at the boundary of XXS and XS, so yeah it's always a little difficult.

Okay, I can see that, I think you picked the right size. I'm about 24 - 25! At least you're short! (You are short, right?)

Trying being five foot ten and 24 inches around, and THEN find clothes that fit.

At 5/1/08 11:52 AM, bob wrote: So, amongst the girls of NG who posted in this thread only TropicalParadise was true to her promise. I'm not questioning anyone's fan-dom or saying everyone needs to buy something, but those who *said* they would are all fucking liars. :P

OH MY GOOD LORD. Hold your freaking horses, I pretty much just heard that they are out.

One shirt plus angery faic keyring ordered.

Except... ARGH. I stupidly specified the wrong delivery address. I sent you and Tom an email with the right address.

Meanwhile, shirts are available in black. Very excellent.

At 5/3/08 04:11 AM, FBIpolux wrote: TropicalParadise isn't very big herself... I kind of doubt HAQ is smaller ;P

I'd love to jump in on this one, but I'm not stupid enough to call one girl smaller/bigger then another one...

At 5/3/08 04:14 AM, Shawn wrote:

At 5/3/08 04:11 AM, FBIpolux wrote: TropicalParadise isn't very big herself... I kind of doubt HAQ is smaller ;P

I'd love to jump in on this one, but I'm not stupid enough to call one girl smaller/bigger then another one...

Well, I'm saying if it fits TropicalParadise it should fit any small girl :P

At 5/3/08 03:41 AM, TropicalParadise wrote: HAQnstuff are you really that tiny that you would need an XXS?

I'm 4'8" with flats on. Based on the sample picture and material type, I'm afraid if I bought a small it would not be form fitting and end up looking frumpy with a scrunched-up, over-sized waist-line just like it does on the model.

At 5/3/08 04:42 AM, HAQnSPITT wrote: I'm 4'8" with flats on.

DEAR LORD YOU ARE A TINY, TINY ANGRY WOMAN.

omg tits

At 5/3/08 04:42 AM, HAQnSPITT wrote:

At 5/3/08 03:41 AM, TropicalParadise wrote: HAQnstuff are you really that tiny that you would need an XXS?

I'm 4'8" with flats on. Based on the sample picture and material type, I'm afraid if I bought a small it would not be form fitting and end up looking frumpy with a scrunched-up, over-sized waist-line just like it does on the model.

answer: grow bigger tits

atleast that's all i can suggest

yeah pretty much

At 5/3/08 04:42 AM, HAQnSPITT wrote: I'm 4'8" with flats on.

WHAT THE FUCK

troll much?

At 4/3/08 08:20 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: Why sell stuff for females when there are none here.

You're forgetting Sawke and Maus

A thong and a bra with an ng tank on it!

In gold!

At 4/3/08 08:24 AM, Mechabloby wrote: Proof to back up my post, btw:

If that isn't April Fulp, it is still a woman.

Holy Crap, that's a woman! I thought it was a man!

NG ping pong paddles, for girls and boys.

NG basketballs.

NG angry faic hockey pucks

NG stilts for Haq.

NG matches and cigars

NG Pico diapers for young Picos

NG adult diapers for DarkArchon

NG camping gear

NG castles crashers board strategy RPG

NG tattoos

NG sunglasses

NG cereal

At 4/3/08 08:42 AM, Scrotaculous wrote: http://www.cafepress.com/newgrounds

Even though it's shitty that you would have to resort to that.

Haha, I bought my book bag (the messenger bag) off that. I was ridiculed for quite a while when I also wore the NG Shirt I got off there.

WELL. I just got my package today and I am very pleased with the contents. The shirt fits well, the keyring is awesome AND they threw in some free stickers to boot!

Not only that, but even though the shipping was international, the package got to me really quickly AND the shipping costs were very low.

All in all, I am one very happy camper. Thanks bob and the rest. You fags are the bestest. <3