Blasphemedia - morbid stick toons

[TheBardOfBlasphemy]

I've tried to animate this stick toon but I really do suck at Flash (actually what I suck at is drawing... this will soon become evident) so I'm going to post them here instead.

This first one is called DIY Lobotomy

[TheBardOfBlasphemy]

I have titled this one:

Once in a lifetime experience

[TheBardOfBlasphemy]

Down with the man... the guy on the left is meant to be a police officer... you're meant to be able to decipher that due to the hat... really obvious, isn't it?

[mranarchy]

The Inverted colour style is nice...the jokes are OK...ish. I would suggest drawing more detailed pictures. If you want to keep the simplistic idea then at least try and have some personalised style for the characters rather than just stickmen.

[Ansel]

Blasphemedia is an interesting name.

[Ani-x]

may not be the best artist, but you sure is hell are creative
nice

[TheBardOfBlasphemy]

Cheers for the feedback people! Yah, stickman style is pretty lame but it's as good as it will get...

Suicide Olympics

[TheBardOfBlasphemy]

Continuing with the DIY theme...

DIY Crucifixion

[TheBardOfBlasphemy]

Last one for today... this guy is my hero...

Living life to the fullest...

[ArkWelder]

At 4/6/08 12:50 AM, TheBardOfBlasphemy wrote: Last one for today... this guy is my hero...

Living life to the fullest...

I thought that was a toothy grin. As soon as you get past stcikmen this will be great, Now it's only good.

[Cyberdevil]

At 4/6/08 12:43 AM, TheBardOfBlasphemy wrote: Suicide Olympics

First one with details, heh. Is that really a real notebook with black paper and white chalk or something? Or just inverted? Or not? Anyhow, looks good, you should try drawing normal figures though, it's great practice . . . and looks better, eventually.

[TheBardOfBlasphemy]

Cheers for the positive feedback, people.

Quick answer to Cyberdevil: it's just inverted. Nice effect though... it really does look like it's been done in chalk.

I would love to have the time to improve my drawing skills but I do not. I'm not going to whine or bore you with the details of the things that make my life very busy. Sometimes I'm amazed that I get anything done that is "just for fun".

This one is titled Cupid espies The Bard. It could be fleshed out into a killer Flash anime, I reckon.

[TheBardOfBlasphemy]

Hehehe... can you notice the flaw created by inverting the images? Some feedback getting through from the other side of the page... my excuse for poor workmanship can be duplicated from the previous post.

Pissing into the wind

[TheBardOfBlasphemy]

If anyone wants to have a crack at recreating any of the these 'toons using skills that exceed "stick figure art", I'd love to see the results.

The following 'toon is part of the reason why I label my works as Blasphemedia. What those blind suckers don't realise is that dude at the front with the beard can actually walk on water.

Psalm 23

[Jacked-Off-Lantern]

Cool. I loved your style. Is that a color inverted notebook? Kickass lettering.

anyway i'm off. o_o

[Acerbic]

At 4/3/08 11:43 AM, Ansel wrote: Blasphemedia is an interesting name.

I rather love it :D

[TheBardOfBlasphemy]

this one is titled "sink or swim"

a bit emo, maybe!

[TheBardOfBlasphemy]

More emo... jeez do I need to paint my nails black?

Morning Sickness

[TheBardOfBlasphemy]

If you like my sense of humour then you should consider listening to my ridiculous music. I posted a new one the other day called the yeti stole my girlfriend.

I hope I haven't crossed the line there, with that shameless plug. Last toon for the day/month/year.

AmeriClone Idol

[x-factor11]

inverted lined paper needs to exist..
beyond that, there isn't really much in the drawings, but you writing is witty :P, which is kewl..

[TurkeyOnAStick]

A fair few of these are brilliant.

[Shea08]

Don't think much to the drawings (because they're sticks..) but the jokes are witty and mostly amusing. Apart from the more emo/depressing ones..they make me sad ;P
Still want to see more

[SirNightOwl]

I think the style of drawing suits the jokes brilliantly. I really like them

[PrinceFlea]

Heh Blasphemedia this has got to be the most original I've seen for an company and hey it has an rather nice ring around it.

[TheBardOfBlasphemy]

Cheers to everyone for the good words. I've got a few left up my sleeve, starting with these ones.

Reality TV in 3D

[TheBardOfBlasphemy]

How to mend a broken heart?

[TheBardOfBlasphemy]

I'll whack a few more up whenever I next get the chance. If you have a spare 5 minutes check out my music... there's only two songs to listen to and they are recorded using live instruments gasp unlike a lot of the other gear on NG which is MIDI. Just don't expect too much!

Not sure if the following title is allowed... but hey, you only live once but you can get banned 1,000 times!

Do it for your Cuntry

[TheBardOfBlasphemy]

Uh oh... no replies to the last set of posts... I suck :P

Hey, I've just posted a recording of my band... if you like rock, then you could check out our cover of ZZ Top's Tush... spank the monkey!

Getting rid of bad memories

[elbekko]

Not too bad. And stick art is not necessarily a bad style, just look at XKCD".

[HandsomeJake]

Sometimes they weren't enough and some were a little over the top, but some were just styled so well and pretty witty. The Jesus Is Our Shepard was my favorite.