"I am the Great Mighty Poo
and I'm going to throw my sh*t at you
A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little tw*t?
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in.
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear.
How d'you think I keep this lovely grin?
Now I'm really getting rather mad
you're like a niggly tiggly sh*tty little tag nut
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt.
Your butt?
My butt.
Your butt?
That's right, my butt.
My butt
My BUUUUUUUUTT"
-Great Mighty Poo
...I'm not sure if this has already been posted, but I had to say it.