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I'd sell it for the right price.

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I already sold mine to Mr.T for the power to mimic the"I PITY THE FOOL" phrase or anything else I say as good as Mr.T.

I PITY THE FOOL

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At 3/31/08 06:23 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: I'd sell my soul to someone in return for their soul.

Either that, or I'd sell my soul to satan in return for me having entrance to heaven.

no you wouldn't, newgrounds isn't on gods computers.

(^^^gay joke and I know^^^)

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im screwed. i dont have a soul...

when LIFE gives you lemons, make lemonade. then find someone who's LIFE is giving them vodka, and have a party

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At 3/31/08 05:54 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: I would never sell my collection of Soul. I love my Soul vinyls.

Is this related to Collective Soul?

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One of my many adventures.
I also cleared this up.

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My sister would never sell her soul away. But I would, If I could be Nightmare ^_^

We are the fellower of Nightmare. The Madness of your mind and the darkness of your heart. Live for our master or die in pain greater than any Nightmare."

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Ones heart. That's all I really want, that's all I really need.

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I'd sell my soul. But only for:
- Being able to stay young for aslong as you want when you want.
- another sould that is better than mine
- being able to fly.

ONLY THAT. ( Or more Hehe.)


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I'd ask for every single password of every account on NG. That worths more than a hundred souls.

On the other hand, why would anyone want souls anyway? We all go for WMDs these days.

"self-righteousness can lead to being an asshole"


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id sell it for a cookie

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I would sell it for billion $


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No, fuck off, queer.
Lolz, tepends, most Christians would be like; "oh my goodness, no way, god might not like me then... :'("
Me, i'd like; "whatever, just give me dat fiver..."

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i would trade it for a bag of fresh salt


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His and his bitches soul. Two is better than one baby!

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I would sell it for one million dollars

Sell your soul!

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At 3/31/08 05:56 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: I would never sell my soul.

I know you wouldn't.
You gave it to me for free. Then the very next day, you gave it away.

Song reference.

Pink & Black are the colours of a God!
I'll make you a sig/banner/profile picture!

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Without a soul I could become a zombie and eat people. So, to become a zombie

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id sell mine as they dont actually exist
and id do it for £10

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses.
Drinks right out of the bottle.

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eternal life and happiness combined is the only option worth doing it for, and even then there'll be a catch making it not worth it.

This is a song about cum on hotel walls. - Fippity-fap-fipfap. Bonus fap.

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Sure, I'd sell my soul several times over to anyone willing to make an offer.

It's not like you can physically keep track of a soul (I don't think a post-it note with "my soul" on it is legally binding), so you can just continue selling it as if you still had it and no one will know the difference.

Souls don't actually exist anyway, so if someone feels like buying mine, why pass up on free money?

Someone once asked me why I call myself Unimportant. Simple, I said. As a nihilist, that's what I see everyone and everything as. In the end, we are all Unimportant.


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At 5/27/08 06:47 AM, Apophic wrote: I would sell it for one million dollars

500,000.

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I have already sold my soul... And I didn´t get anything in return...

Aim soo guud at inglish!


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Wait, how can you sell something that doesn't exist?

"When we are dying, all we can think of is being alive. When we are living, all we can think of is our death."

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There's only one person who can have my soul: me.


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Why are you interested in buying it?

Uh, I win?


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Gimme a dollar and we have a deal.


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If you could take my soul off God's hands then I'd sell it for it being kept safe from the eternal torments of hell, which everyone born in an industrial country is going to.

Shame you can't beat omnipotence.

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Omnipotence, nothing less.

You damn trollop you!

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Nevah!

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Souls don't exist, so if I sold my soul, I would be trading nothing, for something. So yes, I would, for a substantial sum of money or something valuable.


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