NG News: Account hacker gets owned!

[Expectrum]

Newgrounds account's hacker KemCab was arrested by detective Wade Fulp at 06:57 PM of today. The perpetrator had been accused of account hacking by one of his victims, skemmtun.

''He fucked it up, changed my aura to fab and shit like that.'' said the victim. Apparently, KemCab took advantage of the recently updated NGchat, where several users registered with their account's password; something that Wade labeled as an act of dumbness.

''I'd like my account back please Wade, I'm really really sorry.'' said KemCab when Wade caught his sorry ass on the crime scene, by tracking his IP. KemCab then apologized and went to give back the stolen account of firemario1, another victim.

''Consider his account a crime scene, still under investigation. We may delete it at some point, or we may keep it locked forever, we'll see.'' reported agent Wade to the community, now resting in peace since the hacker got taken care of.

[AbstractPathologist]

This is very good news! Fuck that dumbass hacker named KemCab!!!

[MavisBeacon]

Why do people even bother calling him a hacker in the first place? They're usually smart people

[Onepiece285]

I think a good majority of us are aware of this already.

[dreamstohack]

Newgrounds is an insane organism. I read the post where KemCab was giving the account back around 10 minutes ago. Now its being quoted on a separate thread, about THAT thread. wtf

[MidnyteRayne]

Phishing != Hacking

[Alex-Cortes]

Yea I know I was there at that topic.The guy even tried to appoligize for taking all those accounts.

Sucks to be him

[Purpin]

Probably the most unnecessary post of the day.

Congrats.

[Mizar]

At 3/30/08 10:52 PM, YoungAndWise wrote: something that Wade labeled as an act of dumbness.

You're choice of words makes the article win.

[WackyAnimation]

yea..
1. "hacked" the kitty krew 3 times this week
2. stupid little AAEN remake to make him look badass
3. robbing NG users of their virginity
4. being somewhat of a traitor to me ( see 1.)
other then that he is the same as he always has been. glad you guys caught on.

I wonder if he will still bother with t3hparty

[ismellarat]

Its not really hacking, they more or less gave away their passwords. Like telling someone your secret answer for hotmail. Its not hacking, its dumbshittery on the other's behalf.

[Icecry0]

I wouldn't define that as "hacking", I would define it as "Looking at their password, typing it down, pressing enter, and laugh about how stupid they were"

[Preternatural]

It was no challenge for god Waid Flup. KemCab should have used over 9000 proxies.

[Sinitech]

It's already old news, I must say.

I do like how the OP put it together, although.

[HooglyBoogly]

At 3/31/08 12:13 AM, Preternatural wrote: It was no challenge for god Waid Flup. KemCab should have used over 9000 proxies.

haha. Yeah you think he would have used at least one. He also decided to tell everybody that he hacked it too

[0mega]

Thank you, please keep us updated with more on KemCab's arrest.

I was a little weary about entering my real password into NGChat, so I used an alternative one. Not that I don't trust CitricSquid, but you never know.

[Expectrum]

At 3/31/08 12:58 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: I was a little weary about entering my real password into NGChat, so I used an alternative one. Not that I don't trust CitricSquid, but you never know.

Actually, he didn't encourage using the real password. It told you to use a new one.

And to those who said this topic was unnecessary: cut me some slack. It's supposed to be funny, not informative or 100% new :(

[Cootie]

At 3/30/08 11:13 PM, Techno wrote: I hope his ass gets deleted!

Thats the spirit.

[damonky]

kem cab hacked kitty crew last week

[AustinBreed]

The fab! Noo!

[ShortMonkey]

Now this is real justice. Hackers really should put their skills toward something else - that's why they're dumbasses.

[xXMajuniorXx]

At 3/30/08 11:04 PM, Purpin wrote: Probably the most unnecessary post of the day.

Congrats.

I disagree.

[yurgenburgen]

At 3/30/08 10:52 PM, YoungAndWise wrote: several users registered with their account's password; something that Wade labeled as an act of dumbness.

Ha ha! I actually LOLd at that part. I can just imagine Wade sitting there rolling his eyes at the users who used their account password on the chat site.

Anyway, if this is all true about KemCab, I have to say he deserves what he gets. Wasn't there a big thing at one time where he went by the alias KemCrab (notice the different spelling) because his parents were bitching him out about being on NG? If that's right (it was a while ago) he should've known not to take NG for granted in the first place.

[maxsparkson]

he was nice to me, but i havent talked to him much on ng, he's ok when im discussing wikigrounds with him though

[sk3mmtun]

Finally. However, I want my account back, now.

[NOTsuperflo]

Goddamnit, come on Kemcab, what did I do to you?

Yeah, to be honest, you hacked my main account. Touche. Now give it back.

[xXCostelloXx]

NewGrounds Fourm news? i personally think its a not half bad idea, something intersting to post about ^_o

[sk3mmtun]

Biggest asshole ever lived.

Take a look at NgXtra (NSFW)

Apparently, he took us down to promote his shitty site.

[whatty]

Kemcab. Sigh. Everything that happened yesterday were symptoms of boredom.