Dane Cook is a Douche.

[SockMyDink]

Since Vicious Circle is on Comedy Central right now, I remember how unfunny Dane Cook is.

I am dumbfounded by how everyone wets themselves when they watch Dane Cook.

He takes observational comedy way too far. To the point where it's just observations. Not funny at all.

I liked him before he developed the biggest fucking ego.

Dane also has this annoying habit of breathing through his nose then chuckling after every clever remark he says. Usually his observations are wrong too. He bases them off of his own life, and automatically assumes that everyone elses' is the same. I never have met 'Karen' the douchebag, or that creepy guy.

Now, if you'll excuse me. I have some Pablo Francisco to watch.

[Corky-D]

Uh, he's a comedian...?

[l0vemetal]

Notice how 90% of Dane Cook fans are females ages 16-24.

George Carlin is the only good comedian I've seen that's actually really amazed me.

Dave Chapelle (stand-up) and Katt Williams are alright, but nothing too special.

[ScratchBattery]

its because he makes funny expressions and noises

[Prinzy2]

The Godfather's on AMC right now.

[SockMyDink]

At 3/29/08 10:36 PM, l0vemetal wrote: Notice how 90% of Dane Cook fans are females ages 16-24.

Very true. Those females are too dim-witted to realize what actual comedy is. They adore Dane because of his looks.

George Carlin is the only good comedian I've seen that's actually really amazed me.

Dave Chapelle (stand-up) and Katt Williams are alright, but nothing too special.

George Carlin and Dave Chappelle are fucking gods compared to Dane Cook.

Robin Williams is amazing, because of his impressions and lightning fast tempo at delivering jokes.

[LunarTwilight]

Pablo Fransisco *just* does impressions, if you want to break it down to that.
Every comedian has their style of humor and although I agree he has developed mass legions o ffans and a huge ass ego, I still enjoy him from time to time.

Also, I couldn't give a fuck less what you think of Dance Cook.

[l0vemetal]

At 3/29/08 10:40 PM, SockMyDink wrote:

At 3/29/08 10:36 PM, l0vemetal wrote: Notice how 90% of Dane Cook fans are females ages 16-24.

Very true. Those females are too dim-witted to realize what actual comedy is. They adore Dane because of his looks.

George Carlin is the only good comedian I've seen that's actually really amazed me.

Dave Chapelle (stand-up) and Katt Williams are alright, but nothing too special.

George Carlin and Dave Chappelle are fucking gods compared to Dane Cook.

Robin Williams is amazing, because of his impressions and lightning fast tempo at delivering jokes.

Oh, how could I forgot Robin Williams. Not a big fan of his (family-friendly comedy) movies, but my god, get that dude on a stage and all hell breaks loose.

Good one.

[Strength]

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[BigLundi]

At 3/29/08 10:33 PM, SockMyDink wrote: Since Vicious Circle is on Comedy Central right now, I remember how unfunny Dane Cook is.

In an alternate universe? Yessum.

I am dumbfounded by how everyone wets themselves when they watch Dane Cook.

I'm not.

He takes observational comedy way too far. To the point where it's just observations. Not funny at all.

You mean to the point where it's onthe next level of hilarity that you can't catch up to? I agree.

I liked him before he developed the biggest fucking ego.

You mean before he started making money and realized he had fans? Wow, you must hate everyone.

Dane also has this annoying habit of breathing through his nose then chuckling after every clever remark he says.

To make the crowd more comfortable, as if he made that remark just for them...wow, what a nice thing to do.

Usually his observations are wrong too. He bases them off of his own life, and automatically assumes that everyone elses' is the same. I never have met 'Karen' the douchebag, or that creepy guy.

Funny, I have, my friends have, my parents and siblings have. You must be the douchebag AND the creepy guy.

Now, if you'll excuse me. I have some Pablo Francisco to watch.

Oh, cause Mr. I Can Do Sound Effects is SOOOOOO not repetitive. /sarcasm

Just because you don't understand Dane doesn't mean you need to hate on him. I even sense jealousy...must be the fact that he's young, handsome, and successful. All the things you're not.

[generalchampion]

yeah i as watching him but i got bored. he is kind of annoying

[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

I was at one of those parking structures, you know the parking structure. Well I was at this parking structure and I saw that I was in this parking structure and I was like wow I'm in a parking structure.

They lead absolutely nowhere.

[HooglyBoogly]

Fuck Dane Cook. He is the worst comedian in existance next to those Blue Collar guys... Lewis Black is the man

[Fragment]

At 3/29/08 10:39 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: The Godfather's on AMC right now.

Yeah, I'm watching that right now! R.I.P, Sonny and Michael's wife.

[ToothBrushMan]

Frank Caliendo would be brilliant if he was funny.

[SockMyDink]

At 3/29/08 10:45 PM, BigLundi wrote: Just because you don't understand Dane doesn't mean you need to hate on him. I even sense jealousy...must be the fact that he's young, handsome, and successful. All the things you're not.

You basically just countered everything I said, without making any sense, or having a good reason to back it up.

It takes more than being 'jealous' to realize that Dane Cook is an unfunny prick.

Who says you have to be young, handsome, and successful to understand Dane Cooks humor?

[BigLundi]

At 3/29/08 10:57 PM, SockMyDink wrote: You basically just countered everything I said, without making any sense, or having a good reason to back it up.

Alright, even though you did the same thing...

Millions of people bought his CD and DVD, and watched Waiting and Good Luck Chuck simply because they love Dane. By stating publicly that he sucks(mind not just that you personally dont like him, you're claiming superiority over them in comedic appreciation. And that's prickish.

It takes more than being 'jealous' to realize that Dane Cook is an unfunny prick.

You're right, it also takes your biased mentality.

Who says you have to be young, handsome, and successful to understand Dane Cooks humor?

I didn't, hell im none of the three and still laugh my balls off when he's on. I'm just saying that your jealousy might be a leading factor in you not liking him.

[MegamanZero360]

...I love dane cook so STFU.

/thread

[Prinzy2]

At 3/29/08 10:51 PM, Fragment wrote:

At 3/29/08 10:39 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: The Godfather's on AMC right now.

Yeah, I'm watching that right now! R.I.P, Sonny and Michael's wife.

It's my first time, DID NOT see her blowing up. Then he asks that other broad to marry him, what a slut.

[captainwillies]

At 3/29/08 10:36 PM, l0vemetal wrote: George Carlin is the only good comedian I've seen that's actually really amazed me.

oh yeah i like Carlin too, he is a true comedian. if you like him then you should check out "Bill Hicks" and "David Cross". those two and Carlin are a dieing breed of comedians, they are actually funny.

[FalconPunch]

Gabrial Iglesias is really one of the only funny comedians out there.

[Jayblin]

At 3/29/08 10:54 PM, ToothBrushMan wrote: Frank Caliendo would be brilliant if he was funny.

The same can be said for....anyone.

...?

[beeryayghost]

In my own opinion, Dane Cook is one of the best comedians out there.

[eyeothestorm]

At 3/29/08 10:33 PM, SockMyDink wrote: Now, if you'll excuse me. I have some Pablo Francisco to watch.

Hell yes to that my friend. But, I don't hate Dane, I do find his new popularity pretty annoying though. There are few stand-up comics I hate.

[749-Pi]

He satisfies the immature synapses of the brain that every retarded 18-25 year old has.

[HooglyBoogly]

At 3/29/08 11:19 PM, beeryayghost wrote: In my own opinion, Dane Cook is one of the best comedians out there.

You must not know of many stand-up comedians

[beeryayghost]

At 3/29/08 11:27 PM, HooglyBoogly wrote:

At 3/29/08 11:19 PM, beeryayghost wrote: In my own opinion, Dane Cook is one of the best comedians out there.

You must not know of many stand-up comedians

No its because I like him better than the other comedians out there.

[Laytorest]

Ah, "I hope that once you die, you're reincarnated as a tree. Once you get chopped down by a meaty/sweaty lumberjack, I hope the Bible gets printed on you."

T'was about the funniest thing I've ever heared from him. He's alright but he is a douchefag.

(I know they're a group, but anyone heared of Picnicface? POWERTHIRST!)

[BigLundi]

At 3/29/08 11:27 PM, 749-Pi wrote: He satisfies the immature synapses of the brain that every retarded 18-25 year old has.

Right, so you're saying only retarded frat people like him.

Funny, my 45-year old businessman father who makes 6 figures a year finds him hilarious.

[VenusDoom]

At 3/29/08 10:36 PM, l0vemetal wrote:

George Carlin is the only good comedian I've seen that's actually really amazed me.

You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed.