Staying Above 50!

[TOEZ]

I just realized that the bus I'm on, has a bomb underneath it! If its speed drops below 50, the bus will blow up! What do I do?

[John12346]

ACCELERATE TO 88 MILES PER HOUR

[Seriana]

Get off the bus?

[MidnyteRayne]

I seriously forgot how bad the graphics on Midtown Madness 2 were.

[TOEZ]

At 3/29/08 10:27 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Get off the bus?

While it accelerating? That's suicide! Also, I'm still going, near the coast.

[TheLobsterman]

i wont do it i wont do it i wont do it...

do a barrel roll

shitfuck D:

[Senri]

What game is this?

[wasb]

first get the truck up to about 100 or so then keep on driving until you get to a grass land (or a soft area) put something to hold the pedal down tie the object that is keeping the pedal down to yourself and jump off it, now when it goes below 50 it will blow up and you won't die!

[Midian]

Put a heavy object on the gas pedal, open a window and jump out of the bus, then casually walk away like nothings happened.

[Slayer3751]

The guy to the right of your bus! He has three arms!!!!

OH NOES!!!

[Icecry0]

Put a fake video tape that loops into the taping machine and order everyone to jump the hell out in 10 seconds or you'll shoot everyone. After that do a barrel roll outside the bus and SUCCESS!

[VenusDoom]

Hit that bitch to 200 mph and dive the fuck out.

[TOEZ]

Uh-oh... This isn't very good... I hit a Hot Dog Stand.

[John12346]

TROUBLE AHEAD

[All-American-Badass]

At 3/29/08 10:35 PM, TOEZ wrote: Uh-oh... This isn't very good... I hit a Hot Dog Stand.

hurry get on the freeway

[whatty]

I understand that the peeple who put de bombz on de buz are watching you with CCtv.

Ok, here's what you do:

Get everyone to stay very still and do nothing for 15 seconds. Then get the TV station to LOOPE the footage.

This way, the terrohornist won't know that you are actaully dee-foosing the bomb.

Now is your chance to dee foose the bomb, You need sandra to support the crew while you go on a random oversized roller scate to dee foose the bomb, Do this, and you will need an airport scene to finish the film.

[Ragnarokia]

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8846 59
Tut-tut.

[ShitOnMyShoes]

At 3/29/08 10:41 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8846 59
Tut-tut.

Lol. Hacks.

[TOEZ]

At 3/29/08 10:41 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8846 59
Tut-tut.

I had to get the news out! I need everyone's help!

Now, I'm stuck in traffic; well, more like bashing through traffic, as shown here. I'm still above 50. I've added a map to guide me where the fuck to go. I'm thinking of heading back to the coast. Should I?

[John12346]

Uh-oh. More trouble.

[SockMyDink]

Okay, so you took a screen-shot of a dumb game, and you made a thread copying a dumb movie.

And you already did it.

You officially fail at being creative or funny.

[Timmy]

At 3/29/08 10:27 PM, John12346 wrote: ACCELERATE TO 88 MILES PER HOUR

uh oh...we're going to see some serious shit...

[HooglyBoogly]

At 3/29/08 10:29 PM, Senri wrote: What game is this?

He's making fun of the movie Speed..

[l0vemetal]

Oh shit. Quick - call this guy!

[FlamingHiei]

Which GTA are you playing? And also.... why not let it blow up? Its always cool to see what it looks like.

You can't keep wondering forever.

[All-American-Badass]

At 3/29/08 10:47 PM, John12346 wrote: Uh-oh. More trouble.

why the hell is he not on the damn freeway

[TOEZ]

At 3/29/08 10:50 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: why the hell is he not on the damn freeway

Change of plans. I'm going to do it. Jump off the edge into the water. There's little chance I may survive, but it's still a chance. The water will absorb the blow, will it not?

[Senri]

What game is this?

[VenusDoom]

At 3/29/08 10:58 PM, TOEZ wrote:

At 3/29/08 10:50 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: why the hell is he not on the damn freeway

Change of plans. I'm going to do it. Jump off the edge into the water. There's little chance I may survive, but it's still a chance. The water will absorb the blow, will it not?

Please give link tot his extraordinary game

[megaman12345]

dont...risk..it you have so....much...to.....live......