As an American, I...

[LBRocker]

Will sit on the couch eating cheeseburgers from mickey D's.

Will do the above while watching porn.

Will spit on foreign countries. Especially you, france. You goddamned cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Will buy Gas Guzzlin' Hummers and put an American flag on my front door.

Will Support president Bush and his will to send more troops to Iraq.

Will believe that every middle Eastern country is full muslim extremists.

Will Depend on Oil from other countries And Prozac.

Will drink energy drinks and play football, leaving no time for mentally stimulating activities, Therefore leaving my brain to resemble Barry Bonds' Penis. (props if you get the reference!)

Will be proud.

[Bus-Driver]

yep. BLARRRRRRRRRRGE.

[saltovergray]

"Will post this on the BBS and be a fag." Should be the last one.

Jesus, just shut up.

[mranarchy]

Thank christ...A self aware Yank!!

As a Briton
I will have poor Dental care
I will Laugh at jokes that no other countryman would understand
Drink enough tea to distend my stomach
Either talk in a victorian upper-class accent or a cockney one
Call 'soccer' 'football'
Own a quarter of the globe

[Sinitech]

Obvious troll is obvious.

On a side note, doesn't this count for political forum anyways? Thats where flame wars belong.

[Blazyx]

yeah, ur a red neck, and BUSH SUCKS

[DeadBabies]

At 3/29/08 07:57 PM, iMiserable wrote: Will sit on the couch eating cheeseburgers from mickey D's.

McDonald's is fucking gross. I do like Wendy's and Taco Bell though :P

Will do the above while watching porn.

With greasy food in hand? No thanks.

Will spit on foreign countries. Especially you, france. You goddamned cheese eating surrender monkeys.

French people don't bother me as much as you do. So wherever you're from, fuck them.

Will buy Gas Guzzlin' Hummers and put an American flag on my front door.

Probably true

Will Support president Bush and his will to send more troops to Iraq.

I don't think there are any Americans left that support Bush or his decisions about the war.

Will believe that every middle Eastern country is full muslim extremists.

That's what the media teaches everybody, even in other places, such as Canada or England.

Will Depend on Oil from other countries And Prozac.

Will drink energy drinks and play football, leaving no time for mentally stimulating activities, Therefore leaving my brain to resemble Barry Bonds' Penis. (props if you get the reference!)

What sort of mentally stimulating activities do you participate in? Besides posting on the NG BBS, of course.

Will be proud.

Most people are proud of their country, especially when morons with no proof of anything try to shoot it down.

[AustinR]

Way to succumb to false stereotypes, and be proud of it...

You're a credit to your country

[crisis105]

i will go masturbate and watch internet porn.

i will have sex with my girl friend.

i will kill my sister.

i will kill my family.

i will flash my penis on TV.

i will flash my penis on the webcam.

i will play with my friend by wrestleing.

i will shit on my enemies.

i will play violent an sexy computer games.

i will watch violent and sexy TV.

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[ngfan14]

At 3/29/08 07:57 PM, iMiserable wrote:

Will buy Gas Guzzlin' Hummers and put an American flag on my front door.

I agree. I'm going to do that too like everyone else.

[Onepiece285]

Friends was a good show.

[HooglyBoogly]

Sounds like me

[DemonX123]

As an american i will be more open minded than fags like this.

[Peaceblossom]

As an American, I am a Canadian living in North America!

[Kokojo]

As an america, J'vais parler en québecquois, tabarnack!

[Icecry0]

At 3/29/08 08:07 PM, crisis105 wrote: i will go masturbate and watch internet porn.

Lovely

i will have sex with my girl friend.

Liar :P

i will kill my sister.

O_o umm. . . .

i will kill my family.

O_O nononono

i will flash my penis on TV.

And the news woman will suck it

i will flash my penis on the webcam.

And old fat men will fap to it

i will play with my friend by wrestleing.

I know you touched his cock

i will shit on my enemies.

Diahrea on your enemies

i will play violent an sexy computer games.

Don't we all :)

i will watch violent and sexy TV.

Sexy on TV? Sorry 9.95 to watch this On Demand porno :(

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That whole entire post scared me.

[All-American-Badass]

At 3/29/08 07:57 PM, iMiserable wrote: Will sit on the couch eating cheeseburgers from mickey D's.

McDonalds sucks you should eat at arby's instead

Will do the above while watching porn.

Will spit on foreign countries. Especially you, france. You goddamned cheese eating surrender monkeys.

hell yeah france sucks

Will buy Gas Guzzlin' Hummers and put an American flag on my front door.

drive the hummer where people own a bunch of hybrids just to piss them off

Will Support president Bush and his will to send more troops to Iraq.

The surge is working

Will believe that every middle Eastern country is full muslim extremists.

most of the are

Will Depend on Oil from other countries And Prozac.

Becuase those liberal fags wont let us drill in the wildlife refuge

Will drink energy drinks and play football, leaving no time for mentally stimulating activities, Therefore leaving my brain to resemble Barry Bonds' Penis. (props if you get the reference!)

don't go that far now

Will be proud.

And im proud to be an american where at least i know im free
and i wont forget the men who died, who gave that right to me