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Shemales aren't actually half bad--you can only fuck 'em anal, if it's any consolation.

Did you at least burn the clothes you were wearing and then take a cold shower while listening to "The Crying Game"?

10 cool points to anyone who gets the reference.

meh youre probably bi. thats my conclusion

What a sexy story. Maybe you shouldve just gone for it anyway, new experiences and all that.

At 3/29/08 01:35 PM, Luis wrote: meh youre probably bi. thats my conclusion

No... o_o

At 3/29/08 01:37 PM, Lucy wrote: What a sexy story. Maybe you shouldve just gone for it anyway, new experiences and all that.

That doesn't sound like a good plan to me >.<

But if you ever meet it... and have some "experiences" and all... take pics. ;)

At 3/29/08 01:40 PM, FBIpolux wrote: But if you ever meet it... and have some "experiences" and all... take pics. ;)

Funny how you kept posting pictures of shemales on your userpage, but when given the chance to ACTUALLY GET WITH ONE, you freak out.
lulz

At 3/29/08 01:40 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

That doesn't sound like a good plan to me >.<

But if you ever meet it... and have some "experiences" and all... take pics. ;)

Oh boy, will I. I might even video it.

At 3/29/08 01:46 PM, Rig wrote: Funny how you kept posting pictures of shemales on your userpage, but when given the chance to ACTUALLY GET WITH ONE, you freak out.
lulz

Like I said... I'm not gay...

My boyfriend took me to a gay bar once, keep in mind I am seventeen and he was 22 and I never
went to one and I didn't know what to expect, other than guys making out and bathroom/alley sex
I didn't expect to see a shemale, and from what I understand a rarity. sure we may like cock
but there is something about a combination of both a set of tits and a dick that is a great turn off for me
and from what I understand, some gay men.

That is quite frightening my good sir.

At 3/29/08 01:48 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 3/29/08 01:46 PM, Rig wrote: Funny how you kept posting pictures of shemales on your userpage, but when given the chance to ACTUALLY GET WITH ONE, you freak out.
lulz

Like I said... I'm not gay...

It's just ironic.

pix or gtfo

Was her name....Lola?

omglolomfgtheresasongaboutthat

Is there a really colorful building near there? I think I might have seen the club yesterday. Does it have a light in the shape of a woman outside?

that suks...now your gay..

Wow...

Natasha, that wasnt a shemale, that was a Russian woman.

I can't believe how many people here are reacting to this like 13 year old kids.

I mean... Sanitizer? Do you guys feel gay when you look at yourselves in the mirror? geez.

Heh, this happened to one of my friends once.

But that sucks for you :(

At 3/29/08 02:14 PM, snoboard17 wrote: Is there a really colorful building near there? I think I might have seen the club yesterday. Does it have a light in the shape of a woman outside?

No, it's a big red sign UNITY with a flame on the dot of the i, and it's not a lesbian club, there are way more guys than girls in that place.

At 3/29/08 02:08 PM, Rig wrote: It's just ironic.

YOUR FACE IS IRONIC! :P

At 3/29/08 02:21 PM, TightRope wrote: Natasha, that wasnt a shemale, that was a Russian woman.

Oh I wish it was. Even though, in Soviet Russia, woman rides you.

At 3/29/08 02:24 PM, unknown911 wrote:

At 3/29/08 02:14 PM, snoboard17 wrote: Is there a really colorful building near there? I think I might have seen the club yesterday. Does it have a light in the shape of a woman outside?

No, it's a big red sign UNITY with a flame on the dot of the i, and it's not a lesbian club, there are way more guys than girls in that place.

True. There was a LOT of both though, yesterday night.

when I was reading the part when the trap spoke I was imagining dr. girlfriend's voice. good story. some amount of lulz.

Wasn't that you a while ago who posted a thread about how much you liked shemales?

Guess not.

Anyway, here's a video I think you'll enjoy!! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rLjVeQJ-
n8

Whoa really freaky, hey as long as you didn't get butt rammed it's all good no? You grabbed some ass and boob. So it's like a bitter sweet ending?

That is awesomely hilarious...ohhh the joys of youth! know what i did was awesome...see...my school doesn't allow kids to go up the down staircase...BUT I DID IT ANYWAY!! hehehehe...hardcore.

At 5/8/08 01:49 AM, RageOfOrder wrote: Anyway, here's a video I think you'll enjoy!! :D

That video was actually pretty funny but I believe it's fake. A fake penis that is... She doesn't even have an Adam's apple >.<

At 5/8/08 02:01 AM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 5/8/08 01:49 AM, RageOfOrder wrote: Anyway, here's a video I think you'll enjoy!! :D

That video was actually pretty funny but I believe it's fake. A fake penis that is... She doesn't even have an Adam's apple >.<

Yea I figured out pretty quick that it was fake. Still a good laugh!

What an epic fail. I'm not sure what else to say.

You should've grabbed her... wait!
She has a cock, a Man's voice? Then she really is a she male! :U