I almost want to do this, just so that I'll finally own NG swag if I win, which I will of course. I'm that awesome.
Also, I swear to God, if there is ONE fart joke in this, I'm boycotting the fuck out of it, even if I'm in it.
I EXPECT TO SEE WELL ANIMATED, THOUGHT OUT, CLEVER SUBMISSIONS FROM EVERYONE! If I see one unoriginal joke, I'm blaming everyone. Every single participant. I will call Rtil and together we'll make long pointless blog posts. THEN YOU'LL SEE!
Seriously though, I hope to God this is actually good.