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Now lets talk about why england sucks, yes?

No, let's talk about how Uranus sucks!!!

HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

At 3/28/08 01:31 PM, AbstractPathologist wrote: No, let's talk about how Uranus sucks!!!

Its only a planet, with absolutely no life on it.

At 3/28/08 01:33 PM, doberman7 wrote:

At 3/28/08 01:31 PM, AbstractPathologist wrote: No, let's talk about how Uranus sucks!!!

Its only a planet, with absolutely no life on it.

Well, Uranus has a gassy atmosphere!

Blech!!!

At 3/28/08 12:10 PM, Epica wrote: 9.Vietnam War-French controlled the whole country for 140 years, you barely manage half for 10.

how the hell do you expect us to be able to controll a country thats half way across the earth way far from us

YAAAY YOU WIN! HERE'S THE RECOGNITION YOU'VE BEEN LONGING FOR ALL THESE YEARS IN YOUR HOPELESS STRUGGLE TO PROVE THAT YOUR NATION IS IN FACT SUPERIOR TO ANY OTHER AND TO EXPLOIT EACH AND EVERY SLIGHTLY FLAWED NATION FOR THOSE FLAWS! ( Every fucking nation is flawed, nice try though) YOUR PRIZE AWAITS YOU!!!!

America and Britain are basically the same immigrant-infested cancerous tumour on the face of the Earth, except for one being a tad bigger, fatter and stupider.

But hey, at least none of you bump into a Pole every five minutes.

And I don't mean large wooden sticks, I mean people from Poland.

You'd think that because Poland is in Eastern Europe and they're physically closer to Britain than they are to Ireland they'd have enough sense to land on the first landmass they see, and not here. You'd be wrong.

At 3/28/08 12:10 PM, Epica wrote: And secondly there's your military, in which case let's just recap your history.

1.Revolutionary war- Were getting assses kicked until French started supporting you

Let's see here, colonists vs. the British military? No shit we were getting our asses kicked you fucking dipshit.

2.War of 1812-Canadians burned down your whitehouse.

Congratulations? First if all, that was retaliation for what we did. In case you don't remember, we Americans invaded York(Toronto) and burned the city down.

3.Spanish-American War- I supposes getting guam must have been an accomplishment for you.

Yes, it was. Thank you.

4.Philippine-American War-Lost

um.... We took out 1/4 of the Filipino Army, as well as slaughtering over a million civilians. The Philippines then became one of our territories. So, how did we lose again?

5.First World War-didn't get involved until at least 4/5 of the casualties had been taken.

We said we weren't going to join, but Germany kept sinking our merchant ships and killing civilians. So, we then joined and wooped the shit out pretty much everybody.

6.American North Russia Expeditionary Force-only 5,000 troops, still lost though.

Everybody except us and the White Russians left. What'd you suppose we do against the entire Red Army?

7.Second World War-see first world war, combined with the fact the Japanese built themselves up with your oil.

We beat the fuck out of everybody in WW2. Don't even go there. Ya'll stupid Brits were'nt fighting against Japan as well, were you?

8.Korean War-try to walk over the 38th parallel.

I agree with you on that one. Didn't turn out too well

9.Vietnam War-French controlled the whole country for 140 years, you barely manage half for 10.

The French left... and China was helping them. Wasn't our fight in the first place.

10.Beirut-lost

Is it really?

11.First gulf war-Inso much as you were actually smart enough to pull out.

Yes, we did win!

12.Somalia- Hey we're invincible fucking rangers.

Haha, yeah you can say that. How about you check out the status on that one:

U.S.: 160 Rangers
Somalis: 3,000

And we did kill an estimated 1,000, while they managed to kill only 19 of uur Rangers. Also, our Task Force completed its mission. The Somalis won the political fight though.

13.Second gulf war- just starts pointing and laughing.

This Gulf War has pretty much turned into a bunch of capitalist pigs raking in money now.

America made their money by mass production. Mass production is becoming increasingly hard due to lack of oil, hence the reason the dollar is rapidly becoming worthless.

I totally agree with you there. However, almost all of the Battles and Wars we have fought, we have obtained victory whether you like it or not.

As for the military, see op's list of fail, combined with the fact that the U.S. military is primarily staffed by 18-19 year old kids that are so fucked up they couldn't hold a job at McDonald's. So yeah I'm not worried about that either.

Haha, "see op's list of fail" huh? Nice copy pasta.

People need to stop with all this "we did this", "you did that" nonsense. None of us had any part in any of this shit.
You did nothing, we did nothing.

This isn't a trolling thread, this is cold, hard truth,

False, opinions are not fact. Fuck off and go die in a fire.

NG = American

If America sucks please kindly leave the forum and never return. Otherwise, shut up.

This is basicly the same thing Stoner did.

Jesus.

At 3/28/08 12:10 PM, Epica wrote: This isn't a trolling thread,

YES IT IS
YES IT IS
YES IT IS

At 3/28/08 02:01 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: People need to stop with all this "we did this", "you did that" nonsense. None of us had any part in any of this shit.
You did nothing, we did nothing.

Thank you captain obvious. We say that merely to represent our country. We aren't claiming that we, personally had any involvement what-so-ever.

You did nothing!

At 3/28/08 12:45 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: Thank god someone told them whats what.

Thank God.

At 3/28/08 02:12 PM, AshfordPride wrote:

YES IT IS
YES IT IS
YES IT IS

Now that Ashford's here, we can call this a real thread.

At 3/28/08 02:08 PM, AtomicBurger wrote: America, At least it's better than Iraq!

That needed more of this.

And what makes Britain so great? You guys are the most racist, nationalist bastards on the face of the planet. So what if there are Polish people living in England? Big fucking whoop, they're still human. Germans? Bah, They're all nazis! And those dirty Irish, coming and getting drunk at the foot of the queen's palace. It's a disgrace I say! Anyone who's different than you is obviously inferior. Aside from the hardcore southerns baptists, Americans don't care what color you are or what nation you came from.

In before Cellardoor6

At 3/28/08 12:10 PM, Epica wrote:

1.Revolutionary war- Were getting assses kicked until French started supporting you

- wrong we had to earn the French support with several key victories before they helped us.

2.War of 1812-Canadians burned down your whitehouse.

- Canada wasn't a country wasn't a country until the 20th century

3.Spanish-American War- I supposes getting guam must have been an accomplishment for you.

-Guam wasn't the only thing we got if your to lazy to research don't post something about it

4.Philippine-American War-Lost

- We didn't lose it was a war that lasted a relatively short time it was the backlash that sucked some serious ass. We never lost tho.

5.First World War-didn't get involved until at least 4/5 of the casualties had been taken.

-When we did get involved all the Allies were all over our balls so be like your country's head and do the same. We helped by not dying. We were vicious in the trenches something you pussy's were to scared to be.

6.American North Russia Expeditionary Force-only 5,000 troops, still lost though.

-It's fucking cold NO ONE HAS DONE GOOD IN RUSSIA WHEN ITS COLD.

7.Second World War-see first world war, combined with the fact the Japanese built themselves up with your oil.

- Yet again we ended the damn thing Japan was scared of us the whole time.

8.Korean War-try to walk over the 38th parallel.

- Yet again I'm not even gonna bother

9.Vietnam War-French controlled the whole country for 140 years, you barely manage half for 10.

- A war we didn't want to go in that's why we instituted a draft. You mistake America's actions with our feelings we never wanted to go to god damn Nam.

10.Beirut-lost

- Well yet again you claim we lost when it was the backlash.

11.First gulf war-Inso much as you were actually smart enough to pull out.

-Shouldn't of pulled out should've finished the job and killed the bastard the first time.

12.Somalia- Hey we're invincible fucking rangers.

- They are though aren't they!

13.Second gulf war- just starts pointing and laughing.

- Your PRINCE was in the war so if your laughing at one of the more prominent figures in your society then good for you you learned to stand up to someone who was born better than you. So clearly Britain wants to be in the war because we want to finish something we started almost 18 years ago.

America made their money by mass production. Mass production is becoming increasingly hard due to lack of oil, hence the reason the dollar is rapidly becoming worthless.

- Dollar is weak because we owe ourselves so much money. The UN has a budget and America pays more than half the damn thing so half of "our debt" is to ourselves because we can only pay back the U.N. so much in a calendar year or else it would alreayd be payed back.

As for the military, see op's list of fail, combined with the fact that the U.S. military is primarily staffed by 18-19 year old kids that are so fucked up they couldn't hold a job at McDonald's. So yeah I'm not worried about that either.

- Our country atm probably has 5 nuclear submarines within range to seriously fuck the shit out of Great Britian so if you don't wanna wake up with a penis on your forehead I'd rethink your uh so called philosophy and "fact".

America's War Record
10-1
Britain's War Record
351-26

As you can see both country's are reasonably good in war its just 200+ of those victories are pre-modern era so we really can't tell but apparently your country was full of war mongering diplomats and royals.

At 3/28/08 12:10 PM, Epica wrote: trolling thread

pretty much

At 3/28/08 02:44 PM, LockDown68 wrote: Britain's War Record
351-26

Wow link?

Because that's a pretty exact estimation.

At 3/28/08 12:10 PM, Epica wrote: 1.Revolutionary war- Were getting assses kicked until French started supporting you
5.First World War-didn't get involved until at least 4/5 of the casualties had been taken.

Those 2 reasons as to why the military sucks kinda contradict each other.

Plus, you pick the worst 2 reasons to say why America sucks. There's a ton of better reasons, but you pick these 2 reasons as to why we're good, and say they're lies. the $8000 difference in profit is a good thing, cause we have more money. Don't try to twist it and say it's all in the upper class, cause all other countries GDPs are the same way too.

And our military is a forceful military. We have a large number of troops, a lot of money, and a lot of technology.

Now, if you're going to insult us, at least use reasons that are bad and true. Like it'd be fine to say that you don't like what our military is fighting for (I don't agree with the war too), but not to say that it sucks. If we so chose to annihilate iraq off the face of the Earth, we could. If we wanted to clear everyone out, we could. But there's a whole "human rights" thing that we have to deal with. In fact we shouldn't be over there in the first place but still.

Say you don't like what we spend money on. Say you don't like how we elected a retarded president (even though we didn't really elect him, stupid electoral college technicalities).

Actually don't, we don't need any more people hating us.

hey look billy, its a troll who denys it!

billy: can i pe-

NO BILLY! don't you even dare touch that monster! it will rip off your hand and shove it up your ass.

What was your point in making this thread?

At 3/28/08 12:16 PM, Epica wrote: You Americans would be speaking German if it wasn't for Russia and us. Hell, the world would be speaking German. In fact if I remember correctly Hitler saw the British as equals, and if we would have joined him you would have been screwed. At least we know that if we would have changed sides we would have made a difference to the war.

You would be speaking French/Spanish if it wasn't for us Brits capturing the land, you now call USA, :

:first. It was All thanks to our empire that you talk English now.

You make it sound like a bad thing to speak anything but English.

God this is so annoying to read everyone arguing over who's country is the better country and what now.

I don't care if you are American, British, French, German, Russian, Australian, or any other group of people, you should not be ranting on about who has is the best. If you are then you are not helping the world out at all.

Way to generalize us by saying "Americans" think that our economy and military is superior. A lot of us see the flaws but you have to be one of the idiots that thinks everyone believes that.

How long will this thread last in the Politics forum?

At 3/28/08 03:29 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: How long will this thread last in the Politics forum?

Sole reason why he posted this in the general forum.

At 3/28/08 03:32 PM, Ptcfast wrote:

At 3/28/08 03:29 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: How long will this thread last in the Politics forum?

Sole reason why he posted this in the general forum.

That's right.