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4.07 / 5.00 10,082 ViewsWell... after 3 years of marriage my innocent little wife shared with me that she has some secret imaginations. Imagin my amazment when I find out for the first time that she has the same naughty desires I do!
So we went to the movie store and watched our first soft porn movie together last night just to test the waters. She had to stop the movie and calm down after the first scene. After a quick shower and a little encouragment she and I watched it the whole way through. I wonder how I can help her to continue on to the harder stuff. Apparently we are both into non-consent stuff.
Just wanted to share that I had the best wife ever who I get to train! Really don't know why I am posting though.
Watch your back.
She's going to do trick you into doing something stupid then take half your money in a divorce settlement.
Well I hope you both have a wonderful time.
"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"
"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"
Watch your back.
She may end up being a proper control freak if you catch my drift.
I just hope she'll never show up with a strap on saying "How bout' some non-consent, bitch!?".
You're my banana
At 3/28/08 11:09 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: Watch your back.
She's going to do trick you into doing something stupid then take half your money in a divorce settlement.
Is this the "If it's too good to be true then it isn't" speach?
Pfft, it's only hot if you watch Pirates XXX together.
At 3/28/08 11:12 AM, Gagsy wrote: Pfft, it's only hot if you watch Pirates XXX together.
I was thinking about getting that. Any non-consent in it? She went nuts with the first scene in the movie last night because that is what was in it.
At 3/28/08 11:12 AM, Gagsy wrote: Pfft, it's only hot if you watch Pirates XXX together.
Well I seem to remember parts of that movie were less hot and more... hilarious and nonsensical. =O
"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"
"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"
At 3/28/08 11:16 AM, Trambamboline wrote:
Well I seem to remember parts of that movie were less hot and more... hilarious and nonsensical. =O
Lol, yeah it was just funny, not hot in my opinion, still watching it with the one you love is swell! =P
At 3/28/08 11:18 AM, Gagsy wrote: Lol, yeah it was just funny, not hot in my opinion, still watching it with the one you love is swell! =P
Hehe, true. But you have to admit, any porn movie with special effects is going to be quite hilarious! ;P
And to answer the OP's question, yes there is a bit of non-consent in there, but the instant the woman was touched she was moaning her head off.
"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"
"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"
I didn't know how fun it would be to watch something with her. It is so much better than watching things like that in secret!
I read something on postsecret once.''My husband thinks that watching porno with him gets me hot but its just made me realise how fat we are and how small his penis is''
At 3/28/08 11:32 AM, LobsterJohnson wrote: I read something on postsecret once.''My husband thinks that watching porno with him gets me hot but its just made me realise how fat we are and how small his penis is''
LOL Ouch! Lucky me I am about the same size as the actors.
I have to admit that when you and your wife are telling each other about how sexy watching a woman striped and then violated is it feels too good to be wrong lol. Maybe we are both just sick but we like it. Of course we know it is fake or else we may be a little sickened.
lol soft core.
You can get soft core for free by watching anything after the watershed.
At 3/28/08 12:33 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: You can get soft core for free by watching anything after the watershed.
I regularly tune into "How to look good naked" for some chubby softcore.
At 3/28/08 11:08 AM, gbot wrote: Apparently we are both into non-consent stuff.
Hahaha, am I the only one who saw this?
Dirty bastards.
Give my thoughts form and make them look insightful.
Yes, thank you. I really needed to know that.
Watch your back. If she says the word 'Anal', watch your back.
At 3/28/08 12:51 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:At 3/28/08 12:33 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: You can get soft core for free by watching anything after the watershed.I regularly tune into "How to look good naked" for some chubby softcore.
I remember years ago on channel five when they had the Friday softcore movie. It was on around 11pm and there were really shitty movies you've never heard of.
They weren't good movies nor were they porn movies. But in every single of those movies you saw tits. This was before I had satellite in my room and I found a foreign channel that had free porn after 10pm. In the day it showed Dragonball Z but in German.
It's time to kick bubble gum and chew ass..... and I'm all outta ass.
I think that soon,all women will be like this.
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