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The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 22:49:06 Reply

Who here ever got "the speech"? I never did. My parents just knew that I already knew everything when I was like 10-12, and decided they needn't give me the speech.

so, 'bout you guys?

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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 22:50:18 Reply

Come to think of it, I avoided it too.

I guess the internet and grade 6 sex ed were sufficient.


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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 22:50:34 Reply

My grandad is a dickhead i hate him

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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 22:50:46 Reply

my older sister told me everything when I was 7, I never looked at girls the same way since then

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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 22:50:53 Reply

They never told me either for some reason. I should ask them to now, like that skit Jimmy Kimmle was in on the Man Show.


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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 22:50:59 Reply

At 3/27/08 10:50 PM, Zerok wrote: Come to think of it, I avoided it too.

I guess the internet and grade 6 sex ed were sufficient.

I never had sex-ed either.

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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 22:51:45 Reply

My dad pulled me aside one day after my mom told him to, said:

"Hey, you know about sex, right?"
"Yeah dad."
"Sounds good. Talk to you later."

We shared a great moment.


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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 22:51:50 Reply

I never got the talk, porn had the talk with me, and I've been ashamed of my penis ever since.

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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 22:52:09 Reply

I've never had the speech, thankfully.

That would be quite awkward.


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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 22:52:39 Reply

I never got the speech, my friends made it clear enough for it. Bastards........

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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 22:52:51 Reply

I've actually always wondered why it was called the birds and the bees... It never made much sense...

My mom never told me anything. I found out from pornz.


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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 22:53:17 Reply

At 3/27/08 10:51 PM, Timmy wrote: We shared a great moment.

Mutual bullet dodge. :D


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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 22:54:14 Reply

I kinda knew about it from the media, then i had gay experimental sex when i was like 8, i think my interested got sparked at an early age so my parents never gave me the talk.

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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 22:54:16 Reply

I was given a live demonstration.


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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 22:56:26 Reply

My mother sometimes just inserted one advice in a conversation, when close to the subject. We never really had A BIG CONVERSATION about it, only bits here and there.


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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 22:57:45 Reply

At 3/27/08 10:54 PM, Stridelock wrote: I was given a live demonstration.

From your parents?!?

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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 23:00:49 Reply

At 3/27/08 10:57 PM, Hellian00 wrote:
At 3/27/08 10:54 PM, Stridelock wrote: I was given a live demonstration.
From your parents?!?

probabily walked in when they were having sex


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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 23:02:03 Reply

I don't even understand what birds and bees have to do with sex...


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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 23:03:11 Reply

At 3/27/08 11:02 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: I don't even understand what birds and bees have to do with sex...

Me neither. Somebody care to explain?

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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 23:03:55 Reply

When I was in 1st grade my sister told me what a Vagina was and I thought it was a summo wrestler.

Too much Donkey Kong.

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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 23:06:06 Reply

My mom told me all about it when I was like nine or ten. I simply accepted the explanation. No big deal.

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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 23:06:13 Reply

At 3/27/08 11:02 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: I don't even understand what birds and bees have to do with sex...

you'll find out when you're older :)


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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 23:06:19 Reply

My father explained thing to me. He was very knowledgeable with female development because for some while he was health teacher.


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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 23:09:02 Reply

I never got it. I'd get a sex ed class every year in my elementary school.


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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 23:10:45 Reply

At 3/27/08 11:06 PM, Wreckages wrote:
At 3/27/08 11:02 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: I don't even understand what birds and bees have to do with sex...
you'll find out when you're older :)

Hmmm...I'm pretty old, and I still don't know what birds and bees have to do with sex...


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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 23:15:50 Reply

My parents never talked to me about any of this.... They just let the school system teach me.


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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 23:19:09 Reply

At 3/27/08 11:15 PM, KIRBYLINK wrote: My parents never talked to me about any of this.... They just let the school system teach me.

same here but i already know


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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 23:27:23 Reply

At 3/27/08 11:10 PM, Timmy wrote:
At 3/27/08 11:06 PM, Wreckages wrote:
At 3/27/08 11:02 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: I don't even understand what birds and bees have to do with sex...
you'll find out when you're older :)
Hmmm...I'm pretty old, and I still don't know what birds and bees have to do with sex...

I never got the talk either, so I'm not really sure myself. But I think it has something to do with that birds and bees help with the fertilization of flowers and such, like to make fruit.


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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 23:30:27 Reply

My friends told me.

While making fun of me.

One time they convinced me to ask my mom what a yeast infection was.

That wasn't pleasant.

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Response to The Birds & The Bees... 2008-03-27 23:41:24 Reply

Nope. TV told me all I need to know about sex.

Two people get under the covers and jump up and down.

Oh, boy.

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