blue balls

[goldenmoon]

Help me...it hurts so bad....any tips/tricks to stop....bearing in mind little sis next door so nothing dirty....hly shit my ball sack is ACTUALLY GREY!

[Dagamerextreame]

get laid or masterbate are your only options, besides castration

[MoriChax]

eww grody.

[aaron-brace]

you want to warm it up or unless its a bruise then an icepack should suffice

[FlamingHiei]

Have you been sufficating your balls from blood flow?

[goldenmoon]

niether masterbating or getting laid are options atm, not bruising and no

[Dogmeat]

That'll teach you to T-Bag a vacuum cleaner.

[Dei-Sama]

Gross.

[SlevenKalevra]

At 3/27/08 04:51 PM, goldenmoon wrote: niether masterbating or getting laid are options atm, not bruising and no

Well, if your door locks, and you can be quiet about it, it may be an option.

[goldenmoon]

i did NOT tea bag a vacuum cleaner

[Dogmeat]

At 3/27/08 04:51 PM, Dog-meat wrote: That'll teach you to T-Bag a vacuum cleaner.

Oh yea I forgot, Go see a fucking doctor and when will idiots like you learn to stop asking the BBS for medical advice!

[wtfyourface]

Ew, how unfortunate.

[Scrotaculous]

Blue Balls doesn't exist.

[BlueHippo]

What the fuck? You mean you're just chillin there and you got blue balls?

I think you're confused.

You get blue balls when you mess around with a chick (or a dude... whatever works for you) for a while but never get any release, and it's just a painful backup. And that wouldn't turn your balls grey either...

Sounds like either bullshit, or you need to go to the doctor :0

[PennyPigtails]

masturbate.

[goldenmoon]

after veiwing all of your comments with some thought....i have decided that i cannot be normal for my ballsack to have turned grey after being interupted whilst pleasuring myself. I am going to see a doctor in the morning after a long, hot bath

[psychomonkeyparade]

At 3/27/08 04:53 PM, goldenmoon wrote: i did NOT tea bag a vacuum cleaner

but you know you want to

c'mon

c'mon

am i right fellas, i mean

c'mon

[nirvelyar]

At 3/27/08 04:51 PM, goldenmoon wrote: niether masterbating or getting laid are options atm, not bruising and no

Keep them warm mate, try n get some sleep- depending on your time zone- That seems to help just to get your mind off the pain. Get wrapped up in bed don't try and exercise or move around alot and if using a laptop definetly SEE A DOCTOR!!! Because there could be a chance that it's testicular cancer. But I Highly dout that. Good Luck Man. But if it carries on for the next day see a doctor.

and make sure it's not paint or a prank from your sis lol

[gibleto]

Take a hot shower.

[nirvelyar]

At 3/27/08 05:29 PM, gibleto wrote: Take a hot shower.

Nah, coz the heavy shower water will hit his bulging blue balls.