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I DONT CARE IF THIS GETS ME BANED.
YOU ARE A ASSHOLE SHE IS GOING TO HAVE THE BABY DEAL WITH IT BUT IF YOUR NOT THERE FOR HER AND THE BABY I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU DID THIS TO YOUR SELF ONLY YOUR TO BLAM YOUR 16 YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE HAD SEX IN THE FIRST PLACE AND IF SHE HAS A ABORTION BECASE OF YOU THEN YOU JUST KILLED YOUR FIRST CHILD!

/end rant?

but for realz, dont go knockin up lil girls bud.

Just dump her, you nitwit.

Honestly, in all dues respect, its mostly the girl's decision. She's having the baby, and she's going to be taking care of it most of the time. I swear, if you're a deadbeat dad, I'm coming over there to kick your ass.

You should of worn protection, bro.

At 3/28/08 09:10 PM, nerdking wrote: I DONT CARE IF THIS GETS ME BANED.
YOU ARE A ASSHOLE SHE IS GOING TO HAVE THE BABY DEAL WITH IT BUT IF YOUR NOT THERE FOR HER AND THE BABY I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU DID THIS TO YOUR SELF ONLY YOUR TO BLAM YOUR 16 YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE HAD SEX IN THE FIRST PLACE AND IF SHE HAS A ABORTION BECASE OF YOU THEN YOU JUST KILLED YOUR FIRST CHILD!

I CAN'T EVEN SPELL THE WORD "BANNED" AND I TYPE IN CAPS ALL DAY LONG. WOO HOO. I'M SUPER COOL!

what the hell being a parent could be a great lessen to u to learn what life is all about. and why would u want to kill her

At 3/28/08 09:10 PM, nerdking wrote: I DONT CARE IF THIS GETS ME BANED.
YOU ARE A ASSHOLE SHE IS GOING TO HAVE THE BABY DEAL WITH IT BUT IF YOUR NOT THERE FOR HER AND THE BABY I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU DID THIS TO YOUR SELF ONLY YOUR TO BLAM YOUR 16 YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE HAD SEX IN THE FIRST PLACE AND IF SHE HAS A ABORTION BECASE OF YOU THEN YOU JUST KILLED YOUR FIRST CHILD!

u r freakin awesome whats the point of havin a child when u wont be there for it u bastard

At 3/26/08 07:53 PM, BuhddaVI wrote:

At 3/26/08 07:52 PM, steph2568 wrote: oh well.

u should've used a condom!

The thing is, is that I did.

But it broke. ;_:

And I guess the morning after pill broke too?

At 3/26/08 07:50 PM, BuhddaVI wrote: I'm only 16, I'm not ready to have a child.

Even though you're lying, if you are old enough to have sex, you are old enough to face the consequences. You're a fucking moron and if you were telling the truth, I sincerly hope the child does not inherit your intelligence.

I can't believe you guys. Just take your responsibility! Think about her, she would be devastated if you left her.

At 3/29/08 09:46 AM, harryharryharry98 wrote:

At 3/26/08 07:50 PM, BuhddaVI wrote: And she WANTS to keep the fucking baby.

Now I really want to kill the bitch, I tried explaining to her that it's not only her choice. But she refuses to listen.

I'm only 16, I'm not ready to have a child.

;_;

its not that bad.

Yes it is. It's WAY bad.

At 3/29/08 07:01 AM, darknessdweller wrote: Just dump her, you nitwit.

It doesn't work that way. Plus that's cruel. >:C

Since you have no desire of keep the baby after it is born, then can I have it? I know a good soup recipe...

Get arrested. You'll be protected from everything.

fucked her hard huh?

oh noes wait!

well sorry buddy. You should have chosen a long lasting condom. Like a $10 one. No one wants a 99c condom. So just dumb her and remember, USE A GOOD CONDOM!!!!!!!

I think i counted "Use a condom next time" about 30 times.

I'm pretty sure that before the internets was made people could deal with this sorta thing. Why dont you like... flee to mexico, change your identity and sneak back in, working in a sweatshop for 99c/hour?

Otherwise, if you cant be bothered and you're like what could possibly resemble a man, take the god damn responsibility, its not her fault she's preggers now, its your sperm's fault.

At 3/27/08 06:00 PM, djs111492 wrote:

At 3/26/08 07:53 PM, BuhddaVI wrote:

At 3/26/08 07:52 PM, steph2568 wrote: oh well.

u should've used a condom!

The thing is, is that I did.

But it broke. ;_:

Condoms don't break. Girls cut holes in them.

so she has a pair of scissors hidden in there? cunning...

well all i can say is your pretty fucked. Good luck friend.

A falcon punch should solve everything.

At 3/29/08 12:15 PM, beeryayghost wrote: A falcon punch should solve everything.

Even boxing!

At 3/29/08 07:25 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

Even though you're lying, if you are old enough to have sex, you are old enough to face the consequences. You're a fucking moron and if you were telling the truth, I sincerly hope the child does not inherit your intelligence.

Or lack of said intelligence.

try toasting it in the oven then add a little sauce and salt. then sprinkle melted butter. if you want to finish eating the baby latter put it in the freezer then heat it in a microwave when you do want to finish it. Or just let it rot

At 3/26/08 07:52 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Show her a picture of a vagina after childbirth. THAT'LL fucking scare her.

Excactly.

Well...that's what happens when you have sex. =)

At 3/26/08 07:50 PM, BuhddaVI wrote: And she WANTS to keep the fucking baby.

Now I really want to kill the bitch, I tried explaining to her that it's not only her choice. But she refuses to listen.

I'm only 16, I'm not ready to have a child.

;_;

Hahah sucks to be you.

At 3/26/08 07:52 PM, Cubone wrote: and i rannn, i ran so far awayyyyyy.

couldnt get away.

Slow down this is slippin' through my mind,
This conversation has run out of time.
Honey I know you know what I mean,
And that's the one thing that you soon will find.

I know that you really wanna go,
My mind is runnin' outta gas just relax,
And recap, and relapse.
Tonight, my bodies jumpin' and I,
Go through the motions and I'm leaving on this journey,
Maybe someday I'll come running home to you.

I don't wanna see the day, my words cannot make it safe.
(Come running home! Come running home!)
Her heart in my hands, it's too bad, no regrets...
I don't wanna see the day, her tears are falling on my grave.
(Come running home! Come running home!)
This is my one chance to take back, no regrets...

Let's go! I just wanna let you know,
This situation leaves me outta breath.
We'll drive till the love that's in your eyes,
Drops to the ground and unravels like a thread...

I know that you really wanna go,
I only think about her, must get to her, cannot lose her.
You know that I will not let this die,
Life support systems and my mind on
Rewind and rewind and rewind...

I don't wanna see the day, my words cannot make it safe.
(Come running home! Come running home!)
Her heart in my hands, it's too bad, no regrets...
I don't wanna see the day, her tears are falling on my grave.
(Come running home! Come running home!)
This is my one chance to take back, no regrets...

I don't wanna see the day, my words cannot make it safe.
Her heart in my hands, it's too bad, no regrets...
I don't wanna see the day, her tears are falling on my grave.
This is my one chance (my one chance, my one chance)

Alcohol is bad for pregnancy
Everclear is 190 proof

Interprete that data how you will.

I've read every comment in this topic.

Hilarity at its highest.

Oh and by the way:

1.) Like many others before you said, if you aren't ready to have a child, you shouldn't have had sex. It really is as simple as that, but seeing as how she's already pregnant, that hardly helps now. You're going to have to stick around.

2.) Maybe you should be asking your family or a service for help and support, not NG. Most of the people here are 13-15 and virgins anyway. They're not going to have anything to tell you except Falcon Punch. Sure, for discussion and hilarity issues, this is the place to go. But if you're really seeking help, find someone you know can help you.

3.) What's up with the coat hanger? You realize that can actually kill your girlfriend too! If you're considering keeping the baby, go to a professional: someone that knows what they're doing. Don't try an at home thing, that can kill you girlfriend as well or at least make it where she can't have kids anymore. That's awful. The punching thing is just horrid too.

4.) This is your responsibility. Whether you are going to live up to it is up to you. But just think what's best for your child and stop being selfish!

Hope that helps.

Don't worry, your baby will be LOVELY!

Did you grow a pair and tell her parents yet?