I Just Had A Epiphany!!!

[Jeff-Teh-Great]

I finally realized something. (idk if this applies to everyone or not but...)

Have you ever noticed that whenever you see a hot girl, her mom is butt-ugly???

Like one day i was at this bake sale at my school and some of these girls who were hot were selling some cupcakes. then their ugly ass moms came in and helped them sell some cupcakes.

And it's not just in my school where i noticed it. It's basically EVERYWHERE! I go to the store and i see hot girls with their dog-faced moms shopping.

So guys, if you ever see an ugly bitch in her mid 40's, chances are she has a hot daughter who's single!

Don't believe me? Check it out yourself. Choose 10 hot girls in your school and look at thier moms. 8 out of 10 of those mom's are likely to be ugly!

[rafferty-1875]

First.

[j2witz]

so uve just introduced urself to newgrounds as an idiot...gud job....ur first post

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

....................and you signed up just to inform us of this?

[Jayblin]

It's a little thing we call aging.

Or they're adopted...

[Dagamerextreame]

Wow...

[MoriChax]

The sad part is, the mom was probably attractive when she was younger.

[steph2568]

-_- I vouch that this thread should be deleted!

Those who agree say "I"

[lawlmaster]

Welcome to newgrounds! like we didn't know that most hot girls' moms are ugly whores. please do us a favor and GTFO.

[rafferty-1875]

At 3/26/08 07:25 PM, MoriChax wrote: The sad part is, the mom was probably attractive when she was younger.

wait you sat and read that.

08 USERS FIRST POSTS SHOULD NOT BE STORIES.

[Dagamerextreame]

At 3/26/08 07:26 PM, steph2568 wrote: -_- I vouch that this thread should be deleted!

Those who agree say "I"

I

[Iron-Hampster]

yea but that means thats what their gunna look like when they grow up. chances are, those ugly moms were all hot as kids.

moral: get a MODERATELY hot gf

[videogamer0810]

At 3/26/08 07:24 PM, rafferty-1875 wrote: First.

Error - You have performed an illegal action. Your account shall now be terminated.

[sweet-tooth-pico-fan]

At 3/26/08 07:27 PM, Dagamerextreame wrote:

At 3/26/08 07:26 PM, steph2568 wrote: -_- I vouch that this thread should be deleted!

Those who agree say "I"

I

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You seriously decided to sign up for this?

[Centurion-Ryan]

I want to facepalm, I really do. But I believe such an action would be indequete. As would a facedesk. So, I give you

*facesledgehammer-and-steamroller*

What you say is true though. I've observed this peculiar phenomenon many a time, mostly in a music shop I frequently go to. There was this smoking hot blonde chick playing a violin in there once (no glasses or anything) and her mother was at least fifty.

[de-cider]

At 3/26/08 07:22 PM, Jeff-Teh-Great wrote: Complete Bullshit. L0lz.

u re so uber amazin 4 bn ble 2 tell kul stuf i so laf u zomglololololol.

End mocking leet.

[CleansingFlame]

Maybe it's recessive genes or something like that.