Metal Gear Solid...gay Vampire?

[superuber]

i never really understood the faggy vampire in that game

[zero-gravity]

Wtf are you smoking?

[BlueFlameSkulls]

Bisexual actually.

But yeah MGS is known to have strange bosses.

[WoogieNoogie]

You talking about Sons of Liberty? Never played it...

[Aliensandwich]

Lol, Vamp the vampire.

[Burnzoid]

He's Bisexual faggot.

Like the Colonel in Metal Gear Solid 3.

[ZenGaijin]

Vamp is a really weird character I don't understand how he survives getting shot in the head twice and various other torture I put him through. Hopefully they will explain just what the hell he is in MGS4.

Then again there is a witch that can bend the path of bullets with her mind, a 100 year old man whos one with nature and a guy that can dislocate every bone in his body.

[AshfordPride]

Vamp was such a cool dude. Don't you be talking smack about him for a cheap laugh.

And he's at least bi. I mean, he totally felt up Emma when he was on that oil fence with her.

[KeithHybrid]

At 3/26/08 08:47 PM, AshfordPride wrote: And he's at least bi.

Yes, unlike most teen girls nowadays.

My guess is that Vamp has some kind of super-immune system that makes him impervious to death through physical means (like gunshots to the head, or repeated stabs in the chest).

[Jercurpac]

Trying to make sense out of Metal Gear Solid's bosses is like prospecting in a septic tank for gold. There's a remote chance that there's something in there, but most likely you're just wading through shit. Don't ask questions and enjoy the ride.

[KeithHybrid]

At 3/26/08 08:49 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Trying to make sense out of Metal Gear Solid's bosses is like prospecting in a septic tank for gold. There's a remote chance that there's something in there, but most likely you're just wading through shit. Don't ask questions and enjoy the ride.

I do enjoy the ride. I thoroughly enjoyed MGS 1-3. Doesn't mean I can't ask a few questions here and there, and maybe get a couple answers...

WARNING! SPOILER ALERT!

...like finding out that the real reason Fortune never got hit by bullets was because of a small magnetic device.

[AshfordPride]

At 3/26/08 08:48 PM, KeithHybrid wrote: My guess is that Vamp has some kind of super-immune system that makes him impervious to death through physical means (like gunshots to the head, or repeated stabs in the chest).

No dude, he was pierced by a cross and drank the blood of his family to survive and became a vampire. So, magic.

[Cootie]

At 3/26/08 07:06 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Bisexual actually.

But yeah MGS is known to have strange bosses.

Like Mantis, he was one of the oddest bastards I have ever seen.

[AshfordPride]

At 3/26/08 08:51 PM, KeithHybrid wrote: ...like finding out that the real reason Fortune never got hit by bullets was because of a small magnetic device.

Oh, what the fuck was that shit all about? HEY WHATS THIS THING ON ME THAT THE COWBOY WITH THE SPLIT PERSONALITY ALWAYS MAKES ME WEAR? OH WELL, WHATEVER. GEE, I SURE WISH I COULD DIE. LOL.

...

And then at the end, when she doesn't have it, and still reflects a shot from that gun or something... Wut.

[WilliWowza]

At 3/26/08 08:51 PM, AshfordPride wrote:

At 3/26/08 08:48 PM, KeithHybrid wrote: My guess is that Vamp has some kind of super-immune system that makes him impervious to death through physical means (like gunshots to the head, or repeated stabs in the chest).

No dude, he was pierced by a cross and drank the blood of his family to survive and became a vampire. So, magic.

We're just going to find out in MGS4 that he's some sort of cyborg and you know it.

Oops

[AshfordPride]

At 3/26/08 09:08 PM, WilliWowza wrote: We're just going to find out in MGS4 that he's some sort of cyborg and you know it.

Oops

Very
Awesome
Mechanical
Person

[WilliWowza]

At 3/26/08 09:17 PM, AshfordPride wrote:

At 3/26/08 09:08 PM, WilliWowza wrote: We're just going to find out in MGS4 that he's some sort of cyborg and you know it.

Oops

Very
Awesome
Mechanical
Person

HEY GUYS I NEVER DIED AT ALL, I WAS CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN

OVER 150 YEARS AGO!

LOL!

[AshfordPride]

At 3/26/08 09:21 PM, WilliWowza wrote: HEY GUYS I NEVER DIED AT ALL, I WAS CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN

OVER 150 YEARS AGO!

LOL!

You play as Big Boss in MGS4. Clones don't have advanced aging, it's just a seventy something year old Big Boss. Snake is in a closet somewhere with a door propped up against the doorknob so he can't get out.

AND ONLY YOU CAN FINISH THE FIGHT!

[KeithHybrid]

But I dun wanna play as Big Boss again! I got all the BB I could handle with MGS3!

[juansolous]

At 3/26/08 08:49 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Trying to make sense out of Metal Gear Solid's bosses is like prospecting in a septic tank for gold. There's a remote chance that there's something in there, but most likely you're just wading through shit. Don't ask questions and enjoy the ride.

yep just don't worry about it, just enjoy the game?

[WilliWowza]

At 3/26/08 09:23 PM, AshfordPride wrote: You play as Big Boss in MGS4. Clones don't have advanced aging, it's just a seventy something year old Big Boss. Snake is in a closet somewhere with a door propped up against the doorknob so he can't get out.

AND ONLY YOU CAN FINISH THE FIGHT!

But it turns out that the Patriots were the good guys all along, as they were attempting to stop the reverse vampires who, under the supervision of the saucer people, are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.

We're through the looking glass here people..

[SniperWolf1564]

At 3/26/08 09:42 PM, WilliWowza wrote: But it turns out that the Patriots were the good guys all along, as they were attempting to stop the reverse vampires who, under the supervision of the saucer people, are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.

This makes about as much sense as a plot written by Hideo Kojima himself.

Oh, wait...

[ShitOnMyShoes]

There was totally a theory that I read somewhere on the internet that said that water brings Vamp back to life. Notice how every time he dies, he totally gets water on him, and then he comes back to life.

ITS A CONSPIRACY

[ilandman11]

dood i never noticed tht vamp was gay...

[Trinidex]

Last time I checked bisexual didn't mean homosexual, it meant bisexual. Hm.

[stinkychops]

At 3/26/08 06:58 PM, superuber wrote: i never really understood the faggy vampire in that game

superuber did say faggy not faggot so that could mean bi. But i never really understood him either.

[superuber]

At 3/27/08 07:37 AM, ilandman11 wrote: dood i never noticed tht vamp was gay...

well, he just gives off faggy vibes
i dislike the game because of him
so i snapped the game disc and threw it away

they took Snake away from me

that sucks

[Prellz]

I have no idea where he came from in MGS2, maybe he was a main character or something in the early NES games. I saw in a preview for Guns of the Patriots a character that looked just like him...