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Ever wonder why theres two of them? You can function without one.
I think it's time for a conspiracy.
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At 3/26/08 05:50 PM, andhination wrote: Ever wonder why theres two of them? You can function without one.
I think it's time for a conspiracy.
The same reason why girls have two tits.
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At 3/26/08 05:52 PM, americanidiot2f wrote:At 3/26/08 05:50 PM, andhination wrote: Ever wonder why theres two of them? You can function without one.The same reason why girls have two tits.
I think it's time for a conspiracy.
Double the fun?!
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
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At 3/26/08 05:53 PM, Yamor wrote:At 3/26/08 05:52 PM, americanidiot2f wrote:Double the fun?!At 3/26/08 05:50 PM, andhination wrote: Ever wonder why theres two of them? You can function without one.The same reason why girls have two tits.
I think it's time for a conspiracy.
The purpose of the balls is to keep your penis warm, and produce sperm, so the penis has to fit between the balls or something. Go read a book.
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everything is greater in pairs like tits and twins.
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One makes sperm, and the other makes testosterone. So, each one makes exactly half your manhood.
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At 3/26/08 05:54 PM, TheHardcoreDave wrote: One would make your sack look odd.
Yes, but would it look odd if one were used to seeing men having 1 ball?
And I think it's just nature's precautionary action in case 1 testicle is injured.
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I haven't wondered about it yet, but thanks
I'm gonna be doing it for a while
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At 3/26/08 05:55 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote:At 3/26/08 05:54 PM, TheHardcoreDave wrote: One would make your sack look odd.Yes, but would it look odd if one were used to seeing men having 1 ball?
And I think it's just nature's precautionary action in case 1 testicle is injured.
Yeah that make sense.
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At 3/26/08 05:55 PM, Hellian00 wrote: One makes sperm, and the other makes testosterone. So, each one makes exactly half your manhood.
No, not at all. They both produce sperm, and testosterone is regulated by the pituitary gland.
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At 3/26/08 06:00 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote:At 3/26/08 05:55 PM, Hellian00 wrote: One makes sperm, and the other makes testosterone. So, each one makes exactly half your manhood.No, not at all. They both produce sperm, and testosterone is regulated by the pituitary gland.
O. but one produces more than the other.
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At 3/26/08 05:54 PM, FlamingHiei wrote: The purpose of the balls is to keep your penis warm,
Is not at all.
and produce sperm, so the penis has to fit between the balls or something.
makes this much sense:
*none*
Go read a book.
maybe you should
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Just because you can survive with one doesn't mean it'll be very pleasant. It's like living with one kidney. Possible, but not the greatest experience. Maybe someone should cut one of your balls off and you can see how it feels or something. I've never experienced anything like that, but I'm sure it wouldn't be a hoot.
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Because if you had one, you would be singing Falsetto for a while.
We don't know why there is two.
Why do we have two eyes? What about ears? What about nostrils?
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So we don't get off balance and start walking in circles.
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At 3/26/08 05:56 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: Symmetry.
ya and basicly ur whole outer body and everything in/on ur head can evenly be divided. now except for your brain everything inside is not
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At 3/26/08 05:50 PM, andhination wrote: Ever wonder why theres two of them? You can function without one.
I think it's time for a conspiracy.
Two reasons really;
Having two is sort of natures safety net. Most parts of the body that can function with two, generally have two, incase one gets damaged.
The other is balance and symetry, If you have one ball, go a few months without shootin your load and try go for a jog. If thats not unstable I don't know what is...
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At 3/26/08 05:54 PM, FlamingHiei wrote: The purpose of the balls is to keep your penis warm, and produce sperm, so the penis has to fit between the balls or something. Go read a book.
.....and, youve read this in a book???
to keep ur penis warm???, ok then
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At 3/26/08 05:54 PM, TheHardcoreDave wrote: One would make your sack look odd.
It wouldn't be so odd if everyone was born like that.
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Yeah but if you lose one you have to go get testosterone shots. I saw that on Discovery Health.
mine always itch in 3rd period.
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