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Your balls... 2008-03-26 17:50:59 Reply

Ever wonder why theres two of them? You can function without one.
I think it's time for a conspiracy.


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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 17:52:45 Reply

At 3/26/08 05:50 PM, andhination wrote: Ever wonder why theres two of them? You can function without one.
I think it's time for a conspiracy.

The same reason why girls have two tits.


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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 17:53:34 Reply

Two is an even number. Evens the body out.


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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 17:53:34 Reply

At 3/26/08 05:52 PM, americanidiot2f wrote:
At 3/26/08 05:50 PM, andhination wrote: Ever wonder why theres two of them? You can function without one.
I think it's time for a conspiracy.
The same reason why girls have two tits.

Double the fun?!


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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 17:54:13 Reply

One would make your sack look odd.

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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 17:54:53 Reply

At 3/26/08 05:53 PM, Yamor wrote:
At 3/26/08 05:52 PM, americanidiot2f wrote:
At 3/26/08 05:50 PM, andhination wrote: Ever wonder why theres two of them? You can function without one.
I think it's time for a conspiracy.
The same reason why girls have two tits.
Double the fun?!

The purpose of the balls is to keep your penis warm, and produce sperm, so the penis has to fit between the balls or something. Go read a book.


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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 17:54:59 Reply

everything is greater in pairs like tits and twins.

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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 17:55:28 Reply

One makes sperm, and the other makes testosterone. So, each one makes exactly half your manhood.

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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 17:55:41 Reply

At 3/26/08 05:54 PM, TheHardcoreDave wrote: One would make your sack look odd.

Yes, but would it look odd if one were used to seeing men having 1 ball?

And I think it's just nature's precautionary action in case 1 testicle is injured.


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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 17:56:08 Reply

Symmetry.


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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 17:58:53 Reply

I haven't wondered about it yet, but thanks
I'm gonna be doing it for a while


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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 17:59:02 Reply

At 3/26/08 05:55 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote:
At 3/26/08 05:54 PM, TheHardcoreDave wrote: One would make your sack look odd.
Yes, but would it look odd if one were used to seeing men having 1 ball?

And I think it's just nature's precautionary action in case 1 testicle is injured.

Yeah that make sense.


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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 18:00:16 Reply

At 3/26/08 05:55 PM, Hellian00 wrote: One makes sperm, and the other makes testosterone. So, each one makes exactly half your manhood.

No, not at all. They both produce sperm, and testosterone is regulated by the pituitary gland.


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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 18:03:46 Reply

At 3/26/08 06:00 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote:
At 3/26/08 05:55 PM, Hellian00 wrote: One makes sperm, and the other makes testosterone. So, each one makes exactly half your manhood.
No, not at all. They both produce sperm, and testosterone is regulated by the pituitary gland.

O. but one produces more than the other.

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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 18:05:47 Reply

its called vestigial organs


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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 18:06:23 Reply

The more, the better.


well, like, you couldn't, like, find it because, like, you're dumb, god
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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 18:39:13 Reply

The more sperm, the better!


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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 18:42:17 Reply

At 3/26/08 05:54 PM, FlamingHiei wrote: The purpose of the balls is to keep your penis warm,

Is not at all.

and produce sperm, so the penis has to fit between the balls or something.

makes this much sense:

*none*

Go read a book.

maybe you should


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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 18:48:58 Reply

Just because you can survive with one doesn't mean it'll be very pleasant. It's like living with one kidney. Possible, but not the greatest experience. Maybe someone should cut one of your balls off and you can see how it feels or something. I've never experienced anything like that, but I'm sure it wouldn't be a hoot.

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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 18:52:15 Reply

Because it's twice as fun to kick them.


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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 18:54:01 Reply

Because if you had one, you would be singing Falsetto for a while.

We don't know why there is two.

Why do we have two eyes? What about ears? What about nostrils?

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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 19:22:30 Reply

simetry?

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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 19:23:54 Reply

So we don't get off balance and start walking in circles.

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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 19:25:14 Reply

At 3/26/08 05:56 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: Symmetry.

ya and basicly ur whole outer body and everything in/on ur head can evenly be divided. now except for your brain everything inside is not

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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 19:28:13 Reply

At 3/26/08 05:50 PM, andhination wrote: Ever wonder why theres two of them? You can function without one.
I think it's time for a conspiracy.

Two reasons really;
Having two is sort of natures safety net. Most parts of the body that can function with two, generally have two, incase one gets damaged.

The other is balance and symetry, If you have one ball, go a few months without shootin your load and try go for a jog. If thats not unstable I don't know what is...

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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 19:28:35 Reply

At 3/26/08 05:54 PM, FlamingHiei wrote: The purpose of the balls is to keep your penis warm, and produce sperm, so the penis has to fit between the balls or something. Go read a book.

.....and, youve read this in a book???
to keep ur penis warm???, ok then


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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 19:29:30 Reply

At 3/26/08 05:54 PM, TheHardcoreDave wrote: One would make your sack look odd.

It wouldn't be so odd if everyone was born like that.

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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 19:29:49 Reply

Yeah but if you lose one you have to go get testosterone shots. I saw that on Discovery Health.

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Response to Your balls... 2008-03-26 19:30:30 Reply

Jews did it


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