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How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:23 PM Reply

When your need it you lose it and when its at the worst possible time you get it. Most people think of gross things to get it to go away and some take viagra before they have sex.

Does Anyone else have a remedy?


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:26 PM Reply

You can't stop a raging boner.

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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:28 PM Reply

If you pinch yourself really hard and concentrate on the pain, that normally works.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:28 PM Reply

Haha, this is dumb. I don't get boners.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:29 PM Reply

At 3/26/08 03:25 PM, Sabado-Karate wrote: If I have a boner I jsut think about random stuff (computers, newgrounds, etc) and the boner goes away. I only get a boner if I think about women (or seem some hot girl, stop looking at them if you want to lose the boner). Also, pee more frequently, the urge to pee contributes to getting boners (kinda).

I used to think about hitler. I still dont know why, but it went away.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:30 PM Reply

At 3/26/08 03:28 PM, TriSalixLycan wrote: Haha, this is dumb. I don't get boners.

Yeah and you can't even give em'!
I joke, i joke, seriously I love you all.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:30 PM Reply

At 3/26/08 03:28 PM, TriSalixLycan wrote: Haha, this is dumb. I don't get boners.

I'd go limp too.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:30 PM Reply

(Gay):think of tom cruise to get a boner,Think of Hilary Clinton to lose that boner.


im gay got a problem with that

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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:31 PM Reply

Mine can come and go with such ease so I'm pretty damn lucky.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:32 PM Reply

At 3/26/08 03:28 PM, TriSalixLycan wrote: Haha, this is dumb. I don't get boners.

Inside of you.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:32 PM Reply

I generally think about hardcore lesbian pornography featuring Hillary Clinton and Rosie O'Donall.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:33 PM Reply

I just think of chairs, plain and simple chairs...

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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:35 PM Reply

think on hot things? Or get whoever u r about to have sex with to help?
Also try like...pulling ur boner in for a few seconds and it shuld go

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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:35 PM Reply

I just think of chairs! It goes away quickly.

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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:38 PM Reply

Does anyone here have a whiny girlfriend that thinks if you take viagra it will give her cancer in the bagina?

well, I do.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:38 PM Reply

some guy in another forum with similliar thread said... ''I wear a condom. Seriously they suck.''

And i agree.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:39 PM Reply

Masturbation helps on both situations.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:41 PM Reply

At 3/26/08 03:28 PM, TriSalixLycan wrote: Haha, this is dumb. I don't get boners.

Yes you do. With females they just arent so visible.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:42 PM Reply

At 3/26/08 03:38 PM, dark-fox wrote: bagina?

Haha, oh god, I'm saying that from now on.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:42 PM Reply

I just think about baseball, tends to leave me soft and flaccid. To get one i just have to wait till the enemies near.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:46 PM Reply

At 3/26/08 03:42 PM, Mechabloby wrote:
At 3/26/08 03:38 PM, dark-fox wrote: bagina?
Haha, oh god, I'm saying that from now on.

your welcome.

Now click start>control panel>speech and type in bagina,prepare fer luls.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:48 PM Reply

The foolproof way of doing it, and most effective is by holding your breath until you can't anymore. This is really effective when you are on the bus and your stop is coming up. It's quite embarrassing getting up with a huge poking thing coming out from your pants.

Or, what I do sometimes is ask people to look at it, and brag about how its more impressive than their bulge.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:51 PM Reply

At 3/26/08 03:46 PM, dark-fox wrote:
At 3/26/08 03:42 PM, Mechabloby wrote:
At 3/26/08 03:38 PM, dark-fox wrote: bagina?
Haha, oh god, I'm saying that from now on.
your welcome.

Now click start>control panel>speech and type in bagina,prepare fer luls.

I dont get it? it just says it how its spelt


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 03:55 PM Reply

At 3/26/08 03:51 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote:
I dont get it? it just says it how its spelt

you probly have another speech program then.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 04:00 PM Reply

At 3/26/08 03:55 PM, dark-fox wrote:
At 3/26/08 03:51 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote:
I dont get it? it just says it how its spelt
you probly have another speech program then.

Or oyur a retard. I used Microsoft Sam and it wasnt funny.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 04:01 PM Reply

At 3/26/08 04:00 PM, MyMonkey wrote:
At 3/26/08 03:55 PM, dark-fox wrote:
At 3/26/08 03:51 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote:
I dont get it? it just says it how its spelt
you probly have another speech program then.
Or oyur a retard. I used Microsoft Sam and it wasnt funny.

Not as funny as your face!


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 04:04 PM Reply

everyone loses a boner when they see your face BLECHGSAHLKJ


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 04:07 PM Reply

I concentrate really hard, and i can now give/lose boners at will.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 04:15 PM Reply

There is nothing wrong with getting a chubby. Ever.


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Response to How to lose/gain a boner. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 04:15 PM Reply

At 3/26/08 03:38 PM, dark-fox wrote: Does anyone here have a whiny girlfriend that thinks if you take viagra it will give her cancer in the bagina?

well, I do.

She thinks she can get canser in the vagin? That must suck for you. But does anyone know how to get rid of morning wood?