Dirty hobos in Montreal.

[CUBErt]

They're fuckin' hilarious!

Seriously, I was just walking around the metro station when this drtied-up wreck of man walks up to me and says "I just saw a hot dog place where the hot-dogs are 2 dollars, do you have 2 dollars I can have?"
I told him "Sure, let's go to the Hot-Dog stand and I'll get you one! :)" he looked sort of disoriented when I agreed, but for the wrong reason.
So he takes point, I follow because I'm not sure where this stand is or of it's existence. He kept looking back at me with a look of confusion, his beard hid most of his face and the hair did a good job of masking what the beard didn't. He had a big ol' green sweater ridden with holes and stains, which, you know, is the hobo style, his pants were the dirtiest I've ever seen, there was clearly a dried up piss stain in the crotch area, his shoes were absent.

So we finally get to the stand, I was surprised to see it there, because I had thought that he was lying because of all the odd looks he gave me. I proceed to ask him what he takes on his. He turned around a walked away. Unsatisfied I followed and asked why he had left.

"The money was for booze, I didn't think you'd follow me all the way to the actual hot dog stand, I don't even like hot dogs."

So I kept the two dollars and laughed all the way home.

Have you ever encountered funny hobos?

[Geohunter]

I've encountered a funny hobo here.

[kindmortal]

At 3/26/08 03:11 PM, CUBErt wrote:

Have you ever encountered funny hobos?

Yes. Theres one called 'Gloria'. Me and my freinds like to call him a pedo. Then suck his cock.

[yurgenburgen]

There's always faggot scroungers in town hassling people for money. One time I got off the bus near KFC, and within literally twenty seconds I got asked for money THREE times. So fucking annoying.
There's a new one who has asked me for money before. I refused him. The other day I saw him in Tesco buying some cheap booze. Fucking idiot. If I see him asking anyone else for money in the future I'll tell them not to give it to him.

[CUBErt]

At 3/26/08 03:14 PM, kindmortal wrote: Yes. Theres one called 'Gloria'. Me and my freinds like to call him a pedo. Then suck his cock.

You shouldn't make fun of them, you should patronize them.

[Dean]

Does anyone recall the Montreal Riot?

[zimzap]

If I was that hobo I would have at least gotten a free hot dog out of the sucker!

But I guess that is why he is hobo in the first place, low IQ.

[CUBErt]

At 3/26/08 03:19 PM, zimzap wrote: If I was that hobo I would have at least gotten a free hot dog out of the sucker!

But I guess that is why he is hobo in the first place, low IQ.

Probably.

Either that or his priorities. Maybe he said to himself the time spent eating a hot dog could be spent looking for money for booze. Who's gonna give money to a dude with a hot dog?

[Britkid]

It seems that Canadian cities have that problem in general.

I was in Vancouver and I saw quite a few of them laying about too. Some of them were in their twenties and with no visible handicap. Stupid.

[RedCoin]

Lol, that's hillarious.

[CUBErt]

At 3/26/08 03:21 PM, Britkid wrote: It seems that Canadian cities have that problem in general.

I was in Vancouver and I saw quite a few of them laying about too. Some of them were in their twenties and with no visible handicap. Stupid.

Crack heads, usually.

[0nKILL]

Well when my class visited berlin, me and 2 friends where hungry and separated from the rest, then in a park a lady came upp to us with a note where it said ''im from (blablabla) i have a familly starving please help me, any donation would be a blessing'' i told her i had no money tho i had 50-60 euro.
When i came back home i still had 20euros and i still kinda feel bad for not giving her.. x_o

every one gets the first thought of ''its a scam''

[MoriChax]

Shoulda just gave him his money..
I had just gotten a sandwich, I had only taken 3 bites, when I met a hobo he's like "I'll dance if yah give me the rest of ur sammich" and he proceeded to do the happy miners dance, and I was all "err.." and I looked at my sandwich and it didnt look too appetizing so I just handed it to him.

[CUBErt]

At 3/26/08 03:42 PM, Reed wrote: I know a few hobos around here, they're generally pretty nice, for crackheads. One of them used to buy me weed/cigs/alcohol for a few extra dollars (for some rocks mm)
this other hobo guy I know, Reggie, always tries to sell me weird shit he finds, he's funny. One time I bought a disco ball from him for $4

That is awesome.
I wish I knew some hobos with something to offer...

[EyeLovePoozy]

I have two funny stories of hobos I encountered in Montreal during the meetup last week.

1- As I met up with Sniper and the gang at one of the metro stations. I noticed this chinese lady wearing a red coat sitting indian style on the floor in the middle of the station begging for money two fisted style. I noticed how everyone kept walking by her with out even giving her a second glance and I felt bad for her. So as I walked by her and she shouted something in french and I said merry christmas and gave her the only 2 Canadian coins I had in my pocket. Ten minutes later I was recounting the story to some newly arrived NG'rs and someone asked me what the coins looked like. Turns out I gave the little french/chink hoboette three MOTHER FUCKING DOLLARS!
No wonder she stood up, started clapping and left. Probably to score some more of that crizack.

2-While the group I was in and I schlepped our way to where another group was waiting for us at a bar. We were harassed by a drunken, toothless maniac who was trying to kick us, especially Dez.
I managed to cow him with a coin and an ultimatum of his immediate evacuation from my sight, post haste, or be forced to do so with a punch from me to his grime covered face.
The maniacal hobo then took his leave.

lol french hobos

[videogamer0810]

Hobos honestly frighten me, especially when they're sitting in the same train car and spurting nonsense. How do you know they're not going to suddenly jump up and strangle you if you look them in the eyes?

[JackPhantasm]

Uh. That's not funny it's sad.

[HandsomeJake]

I always try and offer food to hobos instead of money. Too bad they never fucking take it. Even if you just want money for drugs, take the free meal. Ugh.

[elegy]

OMG i love montreal hobos! One of them tried to sell me a finished sudoku puzzle for 5 dollars the other day.

[JackPhantasm]

At 3/26/08 04:00 PM, elegy wrote: OMG i love montreal hobos! One of them tried to sell me a finished sudoku puzzle for 5 dollars the other day.

See this is funny.

Alcoholism isn't. The fact that that's the only thing the hobo has to look forward too. Yeah not that funny.

[smulse]

At 3/26/08 03:19 PM, GodsBitch wrote: Does anyone recall the Montreal Riot?

Lol at 0:49-0:51