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At 6/4/08 12:10 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/v iew/zero-punctuation/75-Oblivion

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Spoiler alert:

Yahtzee points out the game's flaws in a snarky, sarcastic, dry-witted monologue.

I honestly found this weeks review pretty boring; maybe it has to do with the fact that I've never played the game. Either way, he didn't really say anything that funny, his other reviews are much better.

I found this guy a few weeks ago, looking into buying Army of TWO his review put me off buying the game, but I've learnt never to take him seriously...

I quite liked this weeks.

It's An RPG But At Least It's Not A JRPG!

Har Har Har!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/v iew/zero-punctuation/84-Console-Rundown

Disregard that, it's an old video seeing as they've decided not to do a video this week

More like Old Zero Punctuation.

Heh.

More like Zero New Content.

Heh.

More like Zero Effort.

Heh.

Pfft, repeats. It's like watching UKTV Gold.

At 6/11/08 04:16 PM, TheMaster wrote: Pfft, repeats. It's like watching UKTV Gold.

More like UKTV Silver.

Heh.

At 6/11/08 04:16 PM, TheMaster wrote: Pfft, repeats. It's like watching UKTV Gold.

Or worse Dave

oh fuck I realised you're called dave. WHAT A HILARIOUS MISUNDERSTANDING.

At 6/11/08 04:18 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:

At 6/11/08 04:16 PM, TheMaster wrote: Pfft, repeats. It's like watching UKTV Gold.

Or worse Dave

oh fuck I realised you're called dave. WHAT A HILARIOUS MISUNDERSTANDING.

how witty have you ever considered being a british-australian games reviewer

question mark.

At 6/11/08 04:54 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: how witty have you ever considered being a british-australian games reviewer

question mark.

Shawaddywaddy

Exclamation mark.

At 6/11/08 05:09 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:

At 6/11/08 04:54 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: how witty have you ever considered being a british-australian games reviewer

question mark.

Shawaddywaddy

Exclamation mark.

Why are you saying your punctuation marks at the end of your sentences

Interrobang %u203D

Haze

Damn, I wanted him to review Metal Gear Solid 4. Oh well, at least this weeks review isn't a repeat.

At 6/18/08 03:01 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: Damn, I wanted him to review Metal Gear Solid 4.

Shit. Storm.

I tried searching for this thread earlier so I could post it :(

I was refreshing for a couple of hours when it finally popped up.

I was hoping for a Ninja Gaiden 2 review.

At 6/18/08 03:28 PM, AshfordPride wrote:

At 6/18/08 03:01 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: Damn, I wanted him to review Metal Gear Solid 4.

Shit. Storm.

O lawd, in b4 "Sunday/Monday changeup on /v/".

At 6/18/08 03:38 PM, Gendo wrote: O lawd, in b4 "Sunday/Monday changeup on /v/".

Oh boy! Sumer vacation! Time for all the WRONG FUCKING CROWD to be on /v/ ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

At 6/18/08 03:46 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Oh boy! Sumer vacation! Time for all the WRONG FUCKING CROWD to be on /v/ ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

/v/ used to really suck, then it got good. now this shit....

Prepare for two months of MGS4 threads.

At 6/18/08 03:47 PM, Gendo wrote: Prepare for two months of MGS4 threads.

Well, at least you have the game. I can't even participate in the discussion unless I'm just going to regurgitate the same opinions that I've seen on /v/.

At 6/18/08 03:49 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Well, at least you have the game.

YEAH SO I CAN POST ABOUT HOW I SUCK AT MGO AND HOW SUNNY IS SO MOE~

But yeah, been avoiding Kojima threads on /v/, too much complaining from butthurt idiots.

Okay.

While this guy is an asshole of a critic, he's funny as fuck.

At 6/18/08 03:55 PM, Gendo wrote: YEAH SO I CAN POST ABOUT HOW I SUCK AT MGO AND HOW SUNNY IS SO MOE~

Man, buck with MGS3 online, I was THE FUCKING BOSS. Yeah, usually I was the commander type character. Not to brag or anything, but yeah.

But yeah, been avoiding Kojima threads on /v/, too much complaining from butthurt idiots.

Did you know that when he was a child, he used to always go home to an empty house? Well, sometimes a member of his family would be home. So, he'd have to go through the house checking for his family. But, he was afraid of being in an empty house, so he'd always creep through his house checking for his family and hoping that there wasn't some stranger lurking in his house.

...

All video game people got baggage.

Miyamoto has that dog incident that inspired chain chomp.
Itoi had the Giygas rape movie thing.
Sakurai was raised as a girl until the age of sixteen.

Y'know. That sort of stuff.

At 6/18/08 04:01 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Man, buck with MGS3 online, I was THE FUCKING BOSS. Yeah, usually I was the commander type character. Not to brag or anything, but yeah.

Yeah. well my gruffly-voiced black dude with shotgun and CQC specialty is gonna fuck your day up.

Itoi had the Giygas rape movie thing.

The Military Policeman and the Dismembered Beauty.

Quite the title for a film, no?

Stop derailing the topic.

Yahtzee is awesome, can't wait for him to make Ninja Gaiden 2 review (which, considering it has been out longer, I see a better chance of it happening than the over-hype that is MGS 4, I remember a time when no-one had heard of MGS)