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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 17th, 2008 @ 09:39 PM Reply

At 4/17/08 09:31 PM, Omega-Epsilon wrote: Has he reviewed Brawl yet?

He lives in Australia, which dosn't even have Brawl yet. He can't review untill it comes out, so it may take awhile.


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 17th, 2008 @ 10:09 PM Reply

At 4/17/08 09:39 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote:
At 4/17/08 09:31 PM, Omega-Epsilon wrote: Has he reviewed Brawl yet?
He lives in Australia, which dosn't even have Brawl yet. He can't review untill it comes out, so it may take awhile.

Ha, a person at my friend's university imported Brawl from the U.S. and is using a 'free-loader' device to make it work in this region, why can't some people just wait.

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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 17th, 2008 @ 10:18 PM Reply

He better not start selling t-shirts. All respect will be out the window.


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 18th, 2008 @ 09:03 AM Reply

At 4/17/08 10:18 PM, SapphireLight wrote: He better not start selling t-shirts. All respect will be out the window.

He said in a podcast that he is going to sell out the minute he gets a chance to.


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 18th, 2008 @ 09:10 AM Reply

At 4/17/08 10:18 PM, SapphireLight wrote: He better not start selling t-shirts. All respect will be out the window.

Yes, trying to make money off unfunny reviews=You're satan.

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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 18th, 2008 @ 11:53 AM Reply

At 4/18/08 09:10 AM, Zen444 wrote:
At 4/17/08 10:18 PM, SapphireLight wrote: He better not start selling t-shirts. All respect will be out the window.
Yes, trying to make money off unfunny reviews=You're satan.

I used to like you

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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 18th, 2008 @ 11:55 AM Reply

At 4/18/08 11:53 AM, cookie-monsta1 wrote: I used to like you

I used to give a shit.

Oh wait.

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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 12:46 PM Reply

Brawl.

Weaker one this week. Didn't find it particularly funny, but I suppose there's only so much you can say about such a simple game.


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 03:45 PM Reply

That was easily one of his worst reviews so far, he barely even talked about the game. It seems like he dosn't even bother putting any effort into reviews of games that he dosn't want to play.


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 03:58 PM Reply

At 4/23/08 03:53 PM, Bonehimer wrote: His reviews are not really reviews

I know that, but atleast with other games he actually talks about the game he's reviewing. All he did was complain about how everyone wants him to review Brawl, which really isn't entertaining.


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 04:45 PM Reply

At 4/23/08 12:46 PM, TheMaster wrote: Brawl.

Weaker one this week. Didn't find it particularly funny, but I suppose there's only so much you can say about such a simple game.

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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 06:44 PM Reply

Everytime he mentioned the game itself I would make a little pinching motion with my fingers and try to envision myself crushing his little caricature. Lotsa grasping at straws when it came to trying to fault the game itself...

I did enjoy the Mother 3 comment... BECAUSE ITS TRUE.


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 06:50 PM Reply

At 4/23/08 06:44 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Everytime he mentioned the game itself I would make a little pinching motion with my fingers and try to envision myself crushing his little caricature.

I'm starting to think that the only purpous of this review is to piss off all of the Brawl fans that begged him to review it.


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 06:59 PM Reply

I've been looking around at what people have said about this weeks Zero Punctuation in various forums.

And people are pissed off over something that is barely a review. Before Super Mario Galaxy every one though Yahtzee was funny and witty because he chose games that weren't highly popular. Then when he did UR MR GAY review people started a shitstorm and everyone is saying he's rubbish now.

Then SSBB came out this week and everyone is calling him a troll. My belief is maybe, just maybe, he doesn't like SSBB and isn't trolling.

bleh

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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 07:09 PM Reply

At 4/23/08 06:59 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: My belief is maybe, just maybe, he doesn't like SSBB and isn't trolling.

Probably. He kind of states in the first thirty seconds that he's only reviewed the game, due to everyone constantly telling him to do it.

So yeah...


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 07:57 PM Reply

At 4/23/08 04:45 PM, MetalDart wrote:
At 4/23/08 12:46 PM, TheMaster wrote: Brawl.

Weaker one this week. Didn't find it particularly funny, but I suppose there's only so much you can say about such a simple game.
GAMETRADERS ROBINA

Maybe I'll visit GAMETRADERS ROBINA...

Robina Town Centre
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Robina
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...if I ever need to do some business with that type of importing/exporting. The guys at GAMETRADERS ROBINA sound swell.

Yeah, that was the only part I laughed at.

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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 08:55 PM Reply

At 4/23/08 06:59 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: And people are pissed off over something that is barely a review. Before Super Mario Galaxy every one though Yahtzee was funny and witty because he chose games that weren't highly popular. Then when he did UR MR GAY review people started a shitstorm and everyone is saying he's rubbish now.

Then SSBB came out this week and everyone is calling him a troll. My belief is maybe, just maybe, he doesn't like SSBB and isn't trolling.

Fanboyism is fun, amirite.

Honestly, Brawl is the kind of gae you have to have friends over constantly to enjoy. Online multiplayer is enjoyable, but there is lag issues, then you lack the fun of having friends over and playing the game.

Galaxies, on the otherhand, I tried playing it, and I didn't see much fun in the game. I did enjoy Super Mario Sunshine, though...


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 09:05 PM Reply

At 4/23/08 08:55 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: Fanboyism is fun, amirite.

Honestly, Brawl is the kind of gae you have to have friends over constantly to enjoy. Online multiplayer is enjoyable, but there is lag issues, then you lack the fun of having friends over and playing the game.

Galaxies, on the otherhand, I tried playing it, and I didn't see much fun in the game. I did enjoy Super Mario Sunshine, though...

Ugh, typo.

Just to add, maybe Nintendo is getting a bit stale making new games based off of their classic characters. Sure, Twilight Princess is fun, but it just seems like too much of the same stuff that I have done in other Zelda games. Same goes for the Mario series, which really needs to find a more unique storyline that breaks away from saving the Princess every time.

While it seems like I am ignoring the fact that the Zelda series does follow the same concept (something bad in Hyrule, Zelda needs to be saved, use master sword to kill Gannon, etc.,) I feel that the Zelda series probably has more room to expand upon.


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 09:27 PM Reply

At 4/23/08 04:45 PM, MetalDart wrote: GAMETRADERS ROBINA

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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 10:11 PM Reply

Never found non of his reviews even one little bit funny but I did enjoy the Gametrade and Mother 3.


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 30th, 2008 @ 04:41 PM Reply

At 4/30/08 04:02 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: Today, Yahtzee Croshaw reviews God of War: Chains of Olympus.

Shit.


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 30th, 2008 @ 04:55 PM Reply

At 4/30/08 04:02 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: Today, Yahtzee Croshaw reviews God of War: Chains of Olympus.

Damn. I was hoping he'd review a game that people actually played.

Major bummer

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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 30th, 2008 @ 04:57 PM Reply

Wonder if he will review GTA4, I havent played it yet but there doesnt appear to be anything negative about it so far, he doesnt review games without making at least one negative point.


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 30th, 2008 @ 04:58 PM Reply

At 4/30/08 04:55 PM, Canas wrote:
At 4/30/08 04:02 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: Today, Yahtzee Croshaw reviews God of War: Chains of Olympus.
Damn. I was hoping he'd review a game that people actually played.

I watched it. It wasn't as humorous as his other reviews.

Well, in a few weeks, he will "have" to review GTA IV because of either:

Fans begging him.
The Escapist wants him to.


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 30th, 2008 @ 05:10 PM Reply

"Furious blood stained stickle bricks" was genius.


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 30th, 2008 @ 07:29 PM Reply

Still no Mario Kart? I totally thought he would've jumped right on that one...


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 30th, 2008 @ 07:32 PM Reply

At 4/30/08 07:29 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Still no Mario Kart? I totally thought he would've jumped right on that one...

I don't think he will do that one for a while. I've noticed he doesn't do the big-name games until his fans start threatening to kill him.

SSB: Brawl, Halo 3...

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Response to New Zero Punctuation. Apr. 30th, 2008 @ 07:42 PM Reply

At 4/30/08 07:29 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Still no Mario Kart? I totally thought he would've jumped right on that one...

I guess he has some hate for Mario Kart. He does make a couple of negative references to it.


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Response to New Zero Punctuation. May. 1st, 2008 @ 02:17 AM Reply

At 4/30/08 07:42 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote:
At 4/30/08 07:29 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Still no Mario Kart? I totally thought he would've jumped right on that one...
I guess he has some hate for Mario Kart. He does make a couple of negative references to it.

I thought he made it pretty clear in his other reviews that he didn't like any Mario Kart games.

However, I also thought he made it clear that he didn't like God of War, but his most recent review seemed pretty positive.

Also, I guess he doesn't have to wait for any games to be localized to Australia anymore, now that he can get them from GAMETRADERS ROBINA


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