Creme Eggs

[dark-crow07]

What have you ever done with a creme egg that was so absurd and random at times? For all you people who dont know what creme eggs are, they are chocolate eggs with creme in the centre and hey are practically orgasmic.

As for me I put one in a cup of tea and left it. When I finally drank the tea it was there but it went flat when I pressed it. Now its like someone came and then took a crap in my cup. I have proof!

[HooglyBoogly]

It looks like somebody shit, and then beat off on it.

That's just me though..

[Ragnarokia]

I bite of the top, and then I lick out the inside. Then I throw away the shell.

[JaY11]

I just eat my creme eggs like a normal person.

[Mechabloby]

I ate a box full of them! Omg so crazay!! ^_^

[satanbrain]

Never ate it

[dark-crow07]

At 3/26/08 10:27 AM, satanbrain wrote: Never ate it

Aww dude, you dont know what your missing. they are soooooooooooooooooooo nice. They are better than sex.

[LampFace]

At 3/26/08 10:22 AM, HooglyBoogly wrote: It looks like somebody shit, and then beat off on it.

That's just me though..

Looks like they shat in it jizzed in it then shat again just a bit.

[satanbrain]

At 3/26/08 10:32 AM, dark-crow07 wrote:

At 3/26/08 10:27 AM, satanbrain wrote: Never ate it

Aww dude, you dont know what your missing. they are soooooooooooooooooooo nice. They are better than sex.

impossible, don't belive ya!

[whatty]

Best way to eat a creme egg is by putting two holes in it. One at the top and one at the bottom. Now you can suck creme out.

[HooglyBoogly]

At 3/26/08 10:34 AM, LampFace wrote:

At 3/26/08 10:22 AM, HooglyBoogly wrote: It looks like somebody shit, and then beat off on it.

That's just me though..

Looks like they shat in it jizzed in it then shat again just a bit.

Yeah, you're right. Looks like they had a little shit they forgot and dropped it off on the right side.

[b3nnic3]

At 3/26/08 10:21 AM, dark-crow07 wrote: What have you ever done with a creme egg that was so absurd and random at times?
As for me I put one in a cup of tea and left it.

HAHAHAHAHA THAT IS SO RANDOM!

When I finally drank the tea it was there but it went flat when I pressed it. Now its like someone came and then took a crap in my cup. I have proof!

That picture makes me horny. I have a scat fetish and it seems that anything that looks like shit seems to be able to get me off these days. If anyone else is interested in getting in to the lifestyle, please send me a private message for an introduction, as I have over 8 years experience.

[LampFace]

At 3/26/08 10:46 AM, HooglyBoogly wrote:

At 3/26/08 10:34 AM, LampFace wrote:

At 3/26/08 10:22 AM, HooglyBoogly wrote: It looks like somebody shit, and then beat off on it.

That's just me though..

Looks like they shat in it jizzed in it then shat again just a bit.

Yeah, you're right. Looks like they had a little shit they forgot and dropped it off on the right side.

Lol id laugh if it turned out his brother had done that and had the creme egg himself.

[HooglyBoogly]

At 3/26/08 10:51 AM, LampFace wrote:

At 3/26/08 10:46 AM, HooglyBoogly wrote:

At 3/26/08 10:34 AM, LampFace wrote:
Looks like they shat in it jizzed in it then shat again just a bit.

Yeah, you're right. Looks like they had a little shit they forgot and dropped it off on the right side.

Lol id laugh if it turned out his brother had done that and had the creme egg himself.

Hahaha. Yeah that'd be some shit man. Oh my god that would be horrible..

[b3nnic3]

At 3/26/08 11:03 AM, HooglyBoogly wrote:

At 3/26/08 10:51 AM, LampFace wrote:

At 3/26/08 10:46 AM, HooglyBoogly wrote:

At 3/26/08 10:34 AM, LampFace wrote:
Looks like they shat in it jizzed in it then shat again just a bit.

Yeah, you're right. Looks like they had a little shit they forgot and dropped it off on the right side.

Lol id laugh if it turned out his brother had done that and had the creme egg himself.

Hahaha. Yeah that'd be some shit man. Oh my god that would be horrible..

hahahaha man you are right. Can you just imagine that? ahahahaha man that would suck big sweaty donkey balls.

[Lucy]

I normally just bite the top off and suck the creme out.

[ThePretenders]

If I was a girl, I would use as a Ben Wa ball.

[Jaredcatz]

I ate 4 boxes of 12 in one sitting.

[greenfaerie4]

At 3/26/08 10:24 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: I bite of the top, and then I lick out the inside. Then I throw away the shell.

I do that too, except I eat the shell afterwards.

[kindmortal]

I just, I don't know, eat it?

I dip chips in there sometimes aswell.

[Timmy]

At 3/26/08 11:21 AM, Lucy wrote: I normally just bite the top off and suck the creme out.

That's what she...

Oh nevermind.

I normally eat one side, so all of the creme sits in the bottom half, and then I just lick the creme out.

[Alkiline]

When I bite into one of those, the sweetness actually hurts my teeth, but they are soooo good.

[DaveMan-CI]

Grill them on top of bread... so basically creme egg on toast.

[MyMonkey]

Never had one. Doesnt sound too special.

[Doberman]

At 3/26/08 10:21 AM, dark-crow07 wrote: What have you ever done with a creme egg that was so absurd and random at times?

I held one while I was on webcam to my friend.

[iMini]

At 3/26/08 12:23 PM, MyMonkey wrote: Never had one. Doesnt sound too special.

they're orgasmic you fuck.

OR-FUCKING-GASMIC!

[MyMonkey]

At 3/26/08 12:28 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote:

At 3/26/08 12:23 PM, MyMonkey wrote: Never had one. Doesnt sound too special.

they're orgasmic you fuck.

OR-FUCKING-GASMIC!

Really? Hmm... Have to buy few tomorrow.

[Yiffy]

At 3/26/08 11:21 AM, Lucy wrote: I normally just bite the top off and suck the creme out.

You can do that with my cream egg too if you'd like.

[mechanixnut]

it looks like a turd that got jizzed on

[yurgenburgen]

I just eat them normally. Bite it in half, eat that part. Then the rest. They are nice, but people go crazy over them and they get a bit sicly.