Help me kill this fly! >:(

[MeatMachine]

Okay, so here's the deal - there is a fly stuck in my room. Now before we begin, I want to make this perfectly clear: it's an elite fly. You know the ones: small, fast, evasive, easy to lose track of, and never seem to have to land, making them a supreme pain in the ass.

The least I was able to do so far was give it a good, luckily-coordinated punch, but due to its size and structure, it hardly seems to have fazed the thing. In fact, I think that just pissed it off, because now it insists on flying erratically around my ears more than before.

I do not have fly paper or a flyswatter, and opening my windows will only let more of them in. Does anyone have any serious suggestions on how to slay this little bastard?

Sadly, I'm unable to find any of these babies:

[Orange-Jews]

become friends with it, and make an aliiance

[Mehrdad14]

HERE IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO CIVILIAN!!!!

STEP 1- BUY ANTI-FLY REPELLENT/SPRAY from your LOCAL store
STEP 2- Spray lots of the ANTI-FLY REPELLENT/SPRAY IN THE ROOM WHERE THE FLIES ARE!!!
STEP 3- GET THE Hell' a` OUTA THERE, and CLOSE YOUR ROOM(after you spray), and close your windows(before you spray)
STEP 4- Pay [e-mail] in Paypal.com about $50
STEP 5- THATS IT CIVILIAN!!!!

[MeatMachine]

At 3/25/08 06:58 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: become friends with it, and make an aliiance

Then I'd have to breed with their women to fortify trust!

[CleansingFlame]

Nuclear Launch Detected.

[Kenshi]

When it gets by your ear, flail your arm(s) around that ear.

[Mehrdad14]

At 3/25/08 06:59 PM, MeatMachine wrote:

At 3/25/08 06:58 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: become friends with it, and make an aliiance

Then I'd have to breed with their women to fortify trust!

Woman? Breed? Trust? What are you, an IDIOT? Civilian you have just pasted the "More Stupid and Douche`r award, then Micheal Jackson" GOLD EVENT.. YES YOU ARE... that stupid...

[SouthAsian]

Train yourself to catch it, it's not hard I've done it myself.Now you may think it's impossible,but practise makes perfect.

[Mehrdad14]

At 3/25/08 07:02 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Train yourself to catch it, it's not hard I've done it myself.Now you may think it's impossible,but practise makes perfect.

Well duh, Civilian any person with regular skills can catch one. Even my Friends Dads, Mother can... buy hey... im no FAB

[NeonFlame126]

If you have spray AXE then get a match/lighter light it, spray AXE, burn fly.

[MeatMachine]

At 3/25/08 07:02 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Train yourself to catch it, it's not hard I've done it myself.Now you may think it's impossible,but practise makes perfect.

Yeah, usually I can catch them (or at least whack them, as I already did once), but this one is particularly hard to get. If I try hard enough, I'm sure I'll get it eventually, but there's gotta be an easier way.

[CNRHKick]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

[Gatling]

At 3/25/08 07:01 PM, nsc007 wrote: spend the bloody $2 it will cost for a flyswatter. or just use this equation:
aerosole febreeze+ zippo lighter= blowtorch.

People this is NOT a good idea trust me. I might sound like a dumbass but I did this to get rid of some flies and I accidently put my S.T.A.L.K.E.R. poster on fire. Boy, was I panicing, but I got it out with my hand

[CleansingFlame]

At 3/25/08 07:03 PM, nsc007 wrote:

At 3/25/08 06:59 PM, CleansingFlame wrote: Nuclear Launch Detected.

you require more vespene gas

Fine, be that way.

Now may I launchzors my missiles?

[NewGMan]

Another flamethrower is a spray can. Bug zappers are really cheap. It's kind of like a metal tennis racquet. They're better than swatters, because for the swatter, it has to land first. So get a zapper, and hit it out of the air.

[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

Get some chopsticks and keep trying to catch it. If you can catch a fly with chopsticks you can catch anything.

[damnatheist]

ok. this is what you do. set up something like the pic below, but replace the skittles with peanutbutter covered in honey (or something else that is sugary). when the fly lands on the pile, just pull the string, and, ta-da! you got your self a fly in box! after that, slip some paper under the box, go out side, let it free (but very far away, so it can't get back. If it fallows you, then... umm... i don't know what to do if that happens...

[gibleto]

Two words.

Baseball bat.

[HiniberusDelius]

threaten it saying that you'll sue it

[Geohunter]

Really? Ok, just grab a cat and toss it in the room that the fly is in, and shut the door. Wait about 10 minutes to half an hour. Chances are, when you open the door, the fly will be dead, and your cat will have a satisfied look on its face.

[RoyousOccasion]

don't give it a positive or negative response just DOMINATE it

[Another-User]

Glob some honey in the microwave, wait for it to fly in, and nuke the hell out of it.

[moptopzombie]

At 3/25/08 09:59 PM, Another-User wrote: Glob some honey in the microwave, wait for it to fly in, and nuke the hell out of it.

win

[Koeberto190]

I like the makeshift flame thrower ideas the best. DO IT!

[Impornant]

Burn it with fire.

[Winned]

Well, when you do catch it you know it will be alive so do something that I find more fun then just slamming it onto the table. THROW IT INTO THE WALL!

[Killers123]

Spray it 6 times atleast with axe or perfume

[Cootie]

At 3/25/08 07:03 PM, Grammer wrote: Stick it in it's pooper

He could if he wanted.

[Lord-Zed]

I always find it helps if you swat madly at it with whatever is on hand, it seems to drive them nuts then they die.

[LiquidFire]

fart on it