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How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 11:59:34 Reply

Easter eggs, that is. I punch mine until a hole appears. Then i pick around it outwards.


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:01:02 Reply

I open mine with a kiss.


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:01:22 Reply

throw it at my brother and watch him dodge em.

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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:01:30 Reply

Sledgehammer


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:01:36 Reply

I use a shotgun


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:02:07 Reply

I eat mine two at a time, baby!


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:02:11 Reply

I don't enjoy eggs.


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:03:42 Reply

Crack them open?

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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:03:46 Reply

I carve away one end with my teeth and proceed inwards untill I reach the end of the other side.


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:05:22 Reply

I unwrap that shit with my fingers and then throw the rubish away in the goddamn bin. GOD I HATE STUPID QUESTIONS.


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:05:23 Reply

a nuclear bomb!


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:06:15 Reply

I am given it never so I do not know.


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:09:43 Reply

Put it over a plate, squeeze it until there's cracks all ove it, then peel off the pieces on at a time


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:11:11 Reply

At 3/25/08 12:06 PM, Dei-Sama wrote: I am given it never so I do not know.

Never eaten hollow chocolate?


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:13:26 Reply

I head butted my way through all mine. Except for the one I got thatw as already in two halves. I hate that kind of egg.


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:13:28 Reply

I crack it...

then peel away the peices...

then throw them at my sister...

then get hit with a sledgehammer...


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:18:19 Reply

I punch holes in both sides, then blow into one of them until it pops out into my hand


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:22:28 Reply

At 3/25/08 12:13 PM, Trambamboline wrote: I head butted my way through all mine. Except for the one I got thatw as already in two halves. I hate that kind of egg.

I agree. They take the fun out of eggs.


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:24:08 Reply

I knock it against something so it cracks around where the 2 sides are joined.


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:24:09 Reply

Headbutt them.


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:29:27 Reply

Portal gun.


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:54:52 Reply

I hit it with the end of my dick until it breaks, but only if i'm alone, otherwise I just headbutt it

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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 12:58:12 Reply

I force a hole into it with my thumb, and then snap bits off.

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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 13:22:01 Reply

I am the egg.


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 13:24:23 Reply

I thrown mine down the stairs as hard as I possibly can. I mean sure, it smashes into peices too small to find but it's worth it. >:)


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 13:24:30 Reply

crush it between my butt cheeks


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 13:26:24 Reply

I slice it open with a knife or hit it.I never did try hitting one with my dick,though.


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 13:27:15 Reply

Yay.


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 13:44:22 Reply

At 3/25/08 01:27 PM, Murloc119 wrote: Yay.

I want to kill you.


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Response to How do you open your eggs? 2008-03-25 13:55:23 Reply

I leave the foil on and head butt it. Then i eat it.


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