How do you open your eggs?
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Easter eggs, that is. I punch mine until a hole appears. Then i pick around it outwards.
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throw it at my brother and watch him dodge em.
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I carve away one end with my teeth and proceed inwards untill I reach the end of the other side.
Don't worry. I have a plan...
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I unwrap that shit with my fingers and then throw the rubish away in the goddamn bin. GOD I HATE STUPID QUESTIONS.
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I am given it never so I do not know.
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Put it over a plate, squeeze it until there's cracks all ove it, then peel off the pieces on at a time
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At 3/25/08 12:06 PM, Dei-Sama wrote: I am given it never so I do not know.
Never eaten hollow chocolate?
Don't worry. I have a plan...
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I head butted my way through all mine. Except for the one I got thatw as already in two halves. I hate that kind of egg.
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I crack it...
then peel away the peices...
then throw them at my sister...
then get hit with a sledgehammer...
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I punch holes in both sides, then blow into one of them until it pops out into my hand
Please disregard the above post.
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At 3/25/08 12:13 PM, Trambamboline wrote: I head butted my way through all mine. Except for the one I got thatw as already in two halves. I hate that kind of egg.
I agree. They take the fun out of eggs.
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I knock it against something so it cracks around where the 2 sides are joined.
illicit makes a damn good signature.
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I hit it with the end of my dick until it breaks, but only if i'm alone, otherwise I just headbutt it
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I force a hole into it with my thumb, and then snap bits off.
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I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT
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I thrown mine down the stairs as hard as I possibly can. I mean sure, it smashes into peices too small to find but it's worth it. >:)
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I slice it open with a knife or hit it.I never did try hitting one with my dick,though.
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At 3/25/08 01:27 PM, Murloc119 wrote: Yay.
I want to kill you.
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I leave the foil on and head butt it. Then i eat it.




