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Standing up.

If I did not sit down it will be very messy.

Am I the only one that pisses while doing a handstand?

only real men stand and let it flow you put you hands behind your head and sigh in relief.

Human placed in standing position.Target acquired.Target locked.FIRE!!!Ammunition depleted.Relief administered.

I piss standing up, sitting down is typicaly for girls and gays only.

At 3/25/08 11:40 AM, Jaredcatz wrote:

At 3/25/08 09:29 AM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 3/25/08 09:27 AM, SuperFlonic wrote:

At 3/25/08 09:27 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: I piss in my own mouth.

I piss in my own mouth.

I piss in my pants.

I piss in my ass.

I piss in my penis.

At 3/25/08 12:36 PM, Rohedin wrote:

At 3/25/08 11:40 AM, Jaredcatz wrote:

At 3/25/08 09:29 AM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 3/25/08 09:27 AM, SuperFlonic wrote:

At 3/25/08 09:27 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: I piss in my own mouth.

I piss in my own mouth.

I piss in my pants.

I piss in my ass.

I piss in my penis.

I piss in my chair.

Normally I stand.

However, if I'm a little bit drunk or at a friends house (sometimes both), then I'll sit down just in case I get piss on the rim.

I'm sure I would make a mess if I stood, therefore, I sit.

At 3/25/08 12:03 PM, Dei-Sama wrote: If I did not sit down it will be very messy.

Same case here, haha, YAY for us ladies!

Stand or sit, just depends if I'm tired or not, I mean sometimes I sit down for some thinking time, the toilet is a great place to think, no one comes running in telling you about something you don't care about.

Wouldn't sit on a public toilet, those things need washing.

:x

i piss in my pants jk i stand up and pee i usually hit the right spot.

At 3/25/08 02:30 PM, Shinka101 wrote: i piss in my pants jk

You're fucking hilarious.

U just pee u guys you just pee

At 3/25/08 03:05 PM, NeillS wrote:

At 3/25/08 10:00 AM, anbhas wrote: Obviously you'll have to back that up with some facts ;)
So if your heavily drunk and you are going to the toilet, you can have a big penis and still miss because your extremly drunk?

Either way, you still have a small dick.

Riiiight.
I'm still surprised at how many people replied to this thread. ^^

I piss in my bed.

At 3/25/08 03:10 PM, Metalix wrote: I piss in my bed.

I piss on your bed while you sleep!

I usually pee standing up, door open, light off.

At 3/25/08 03:09 PM, anbhas wrote:

At 3/25/08 03:05 PM, NeillS wrote:

At 3/25/08 10:00 AM, anbhas wrote: Obviously you'll have to back that up with some facts ;)
So if your heavily drunk and you are going to the toilet, you can have a big penis and still miss because your extremly drunk?

Either way, you still have a small dick.

Riiiight.
I'm still surprised at how many people replied to this thread. ^^

That emoticon just killed the thread right thar, as you are not a girl/regular.

I hang upside down when I pee.

At 3/25/08 03:22 PM, FlamingHiei wrote: That emoticon just killed the thread right thar, as you are not a girl/regular.

Nope still going.

Now it will die. :)

Wow, you all are retards.

Isn't this an obvious troll? And besides, he isn't clever enough to USE THE SEARCHBAR and find that there has been topics about pissing like a woman.

Tsk Tsk.

And it makes you a faggot.

End Thread.

I sit when I need to be stealthy.

I stand. No offense to gay people or anyone that sits, but I presonally have only seen gay people sit. When I stand, I usually piss all over the toilet seat, but it's better than pissing all over my leg.

Well, if I stood up, it would get everywhere.

I tried doing that when I was five. I sat like a dog and pee everywhere. D:

guys stand... period

I stand.

I always stand up. Not to mention when I do it in public, I use the stalls instead of the urinal.

I piss standing up. Except for when I take a shit, I piss right after, so I just sit there. I'm lazy.