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At 3/25/08 06:21 AM, killaboy69 wrote: I'm Bret Lee BITCH!

Most of the people on the website probabally don't even know who Brett Lee is.

I was the first guy to post on newgrounids. newgrounids used to be so much better. If I hadn't stopped depositing I would be at least on level .60

At 3/25/08 06:49 AM, whatty wrote: I was the first guy to post on newgrounids. newgrounids used to be so much better. If I hadn't stopped depositing I would be at least on level .60

so no-one did anything on the site for over 2 years before you decided to randomly sign up and try to make conversation.

that i awesome

I invented yellow snow.

At 3/25/08 05:48 AM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 3/25/08 05:47 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: I was the second man on the moon.

I was first.

I was the first woman on the moon.

Being a dick, being a dog, reviewing for people.

I was the first man to find the clitoris.

I was the zeroth human on the moon, also I play lead percussiontar for Muse.

You know the grassy knoll?
Yea I built it, took a lot of wood and steel though.

At 3/25/08 05:49 AM, mechanixnut wrote:

At 3/25/08 05:48 AM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 3/25/08 05:47 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: I was the second man on the moon.

I was first.

i doubt either of you have

No shit sherlock...

i was on tv for like 20 seconds... 1 time

I invented water.

A friend of mine (who has worked on the set of Emmerdale, and been in the background of one episode) made a short film in Sixth Form for Film Studies, in which I was one of the characters. The short film was called "Life" and was shown in a nearby cinema to over a hundred people as a warm-up flick for Batman Begins.

At 3/25/08 07:42 AM, Kreen wrote: I invented water.

I invented crying.

I invented oral sex.

At 3/25/08 07:43 AM, Chris-Warburton wrote:

At 3/25/08 07:42 AM, Kreen wrote: I invented water.

I invented crying.

I invented eyes.

At 3/25/08 07:45 AM, Kreen wrote: I invented eyes.

I made babies.

At 3/25/08 07:45 AM, SamRinny wrote: I invented oral sex.

I invented anal sex, that is unquestionably better than your crap.
I invented anal rape earlier, it was even better.

At 3/25/08 07:47 AM, Chris-Warburton wrote:

At 3/25/08 07:45 AM, SamRinny wrote: I invented oral sex.

I invented anal sex, that is unquestionably better than your crap.
I invented anal rape earlier, it was even better.

I invented rape also, bitch.
Without rape, there would be no anal rape!!!

At 3/25/08 07:48 AM, SamRinny wrote:

At 3/25/08 07:47 AM, Chris-Warburton wrote:

At 3/25/08 07:45 AM, SamRinny wrote: I invented oral sex.

I invented anal sex, that is unquestionably better than your crap.
I invented anal rape earlier, it was even better.

I invented rape also, bitch.
Without rape, there would be no anal rape!!!

Yea but I stole your base idea, and as such I took full credit.

At 3/25/08 07:48 AM, SamRinny wrote:

At 3/25/08 07:47 AM, Chris-Warburton wrote:

At 3/25/08 07:45 AM, SamRinny wrote: I invented oral sex.

I invented anal sex, that is unquestionably better than your crap.
I invented anal rape earlier, it was even better.

I invented rape also, bitch.
Without rape, there would be no anal rape!!!

I invented rape.

At 3/25/08 07:38 AM, citricsquid wrote: I was Paris Hiltons boyfriend in the infamous sex tape

I was Paris Hilton in the infamous sex tape.

At 3/25/08 07:50 AM, Chris-Warburton wrote:

At 3/25/08 07:48 AM, SamRinny wrote:

At 3/25/08 07:47 AM, Chris-Warburton wrote:

At 3/25/08 07:45 AM, SamRinny wrote: I invented oral sex.

I invented anal sex, that is unquestionably better than your crap.
I invented anal rape earlier, it was even better.

I invented rape also, bitch.
Without rape, there would be no anal rape!!!

Yea but I stole your base idea, and as such I took full credit.

Umm......well......err...... Shit sauce?
Yea i invented the penis... and err the vagina too, i think.

Does pedophilia count?

At 3/25/08 07:52 AM, Lucy wrote:

At 3/25/08 07:38 AM, citricsquid wrote: I was Paris Hiltons boyfriend in the infamous sex tape

I was Paris Hilton in the infamous sex tape.

I was the guy filming it taking a jack.

At 3/25/08 08:04 AM, Yiffy wrote: I was the guy filming it taking a jack.

I was watching.

At 3/25/08 08:07 AM, doberman7 wrote:

At 3/25/08 08:04 AM, Yiffy wrote: I was the guy filming it taking a jack.

I was watching.

I was a camera.

At 3/25/08 07:38 AM, citricsquid wrote: I was Paris Hiltons boyfriend in the infamous sex tape

Getting AIDs/= fame.

At 3/25/08 07:37 AM, Lucy wrote:
I was the first woman on the moon.

There's a kitchen on the moon?

At 3/25/08 08:32 AM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 3/25/08 07:37 AM, Lucy wrote:
I was the first woman on the moon.

There's a kitchen on the moon?

There is on Mars, Martians have little feet.