Babies.

[SockMyDink]

I have officially had it with babies.

Everywhere I fucking go there is always a baby screaming.

Everywhere.

I almost had an ulcer when I was on a vacation.

When I got on the plane, there was a fucking screaming baby. It wouldn't shut up the whole ride. Who the hell wants to go on a vacation with a baby anyways? You have to care for it, even if you are on vacation. I wouldn't bring a baby on vacation.

When I got in a movie theater and the lights turned down (This was an iMax theater) a baby in the row right behind me started screaming. Apparently, this baby has never been in a dark theater before. Fucking douchebag.

When I got in a restaurant to go and eat, ANOTHER GODDAMN BABY.

And after a long ass day of hearing crying and wailing, when I go into a hotel room and lie down, a baby in the room next to us 'apparently' falls off the bed and cries for 2 hours. 2 FUCKING HOURS OF NONSTOP SHRIEKING AND WAILING!!!

Babies are selfish also. Have you ever tried to share something with a baby? The baby owns everything. You can't sneak a candy bar without one wailing.

Babies have no dignity. Any baby will just shit in its pants, and then fucking cry about it later.

The next time I hear a high-pitched banshee cry from another baby, I am obligated to scissor-kick it in the back of its tiny skull.

[EvilerBowser1001]

That is why people put in MP3 players in their ears.

[DP36]

All a baby can do is cry. It is not smart. Besides! YOU WERE A BABY ONCE.

Just think about that for a while.

[Jon4life]

I hear you, at chruch stupid parents come with their 2-4 year old kids and they scream and cry the whole time, when I was that age my parents didn't bring me to chruch. I had to leave because I was getting a head ache. I am seriously having second thoughts about having kids, I don't like them.

[Sheepshifter]

Look, you were the same when you were a kid, that's how all babies are. Deal with it.

[mranarchy]

At 3/24/08 08:36 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: That is why people put in MP3 players in their ears.

who can fit a fucking MP3 player in their ear?

[gibleto]

I think this website is for you.

[Dei-Sama]

I love them ..

[Another-User]

It's not the baby, it's the parents. When I was a child, if I acted out, I'd get smacked, then I shut up. More parents need to try that method.

[unowned]

my goal is to build a supression field, get a nobel prize and there will be less babies, man does not need anymore fucking babies, at least for the next decade

[SCUD14]

We need babies or we will die out.

[SockMyDink]

At 3/24/08 08:36 PM, DP36 wrote: All a baby can do is cry. It is not smart. Besides! YOU WERE A BABY ONCE.

Hahahahahah.

Hahah.

SockMyDink was NEVER affiliated with those goddamn rodents you people call, 'babies'.

Suck on that for a while.

[ruinnewb]

YEAH! I HATE TEH BABIE"S! im glad i was never a baby!
(me is teh sorry for my grammer)

[ItBeShannonFoo]

I love babies. I've been around plenty, and I still love them. They are human. They are innocent.

[voter96]

thats a bit harsh... I mean sure babies can be really annoying. but thats why god invented... EAR PLUGS! yellow! diffrent! made of a soft songey texture! buy some today!
but seriously those babies are in pain. and if there really annoying you just go somewhere else. like YOUR OWN HOUSE. theres no babies there. (unless of course your neighbours have one in which case your FUCKED man.)

[MrVideogame]

someone needs to get laid...

me too =[

[Duoflippy]

Hmmmmm....

Babies always cry when you happen to be around but stop when you leave?
Very suspicious.

[wtfyourface]

I can't stop laughing, it hurts.

I used to think exactly like you, but then I reached a turning point in my life and now I really want a baby.

[PennyPigtails]

I don't understand why people bring their babies to the movie theatres anyway;
It's way too loud for babies..
people are stupid.

[Proottalfain]

When you see rats, you get a cat. When you see babies, you get a paedophile.

[LordSecet]

At 3/24/08 08:37 PM, Another-User wrote: It's not the baby, it's the parents. When I was a child, if I acted out, I'd get smacked, then I shut up. More parents need to try that method.

sadly it's illegal now to "physically discipline a child"

[lilcheeselad]

At 3/24/08 08:37 PM, Another-User wrote: It's not the baby, it's the parents. When I was a child, if I acted out, I'd get smacked, then I shut up. More parents need to try that method.

The parents spoil the kids nowadays and treat them like Jesus and suck up to the babies

NO I DO NOT LIKE YOUR DRAWING AND NO IT WILL NOT GO ON THE FRIDGE.

[The-Eagle]

Careful now, that baby could be the next president of the united states.
Or he could turn out to become a smelly hobo that nobody wants to feed.

[ParadoxSaint]

Eat the babies. Taste nummy.

[KIRBYLINK]

Condoms break. THATS HOW MOST BABIES ARE FORMED! :D HIGH FIVE!

[Slayer3751]

I wish your dad would've used a condom.

[H-K-S]

Normally if the parents don't shut the damn thing, or even attempt, I walk over there and talk them into submission that or I scream at the baby to shut up.

[Twolly]

Try attending a Mormon church, a big one. The babies outnumber the adults, I swear and all they do is cry!

It's all those damn celebrities who turned babies into the coolest, newest accessory.

[FalconPunch]

I agree, babies are little hell spawns. All they do is cry and when they get a few years old they feel the need to break everything they touch. This includes your PS2/3, Plasma screen TV and computer monitor. How the hell are we even supposed to discipline out children if we can't hit them? It's the fucking soccer moms and feminist who are ruining them.

[fohn-jarmery]

What if people WANT to have babies?