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I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-03-24 20:18:30 Reply

Social services are checking us out at the moment because of a legal battle.

Anyway, me and my brother were finding our toy gun stash, and this little girl was standing at the door. I passed her a gun and she ran out. She was firing at everyone. When i fell to the floor in mock death, she gave me another five in the face just to make sure.

I've created a terrorist, NG.


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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-03-24 20:19:15 Reply

...belief is minimal


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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-03-24 20:19:47 Reply

THATS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THAT WAS A GOOD THING TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-03-24 20:19:56 Reply

At 3/24/08 08:19 PM, mranarchy wrote: ...belief is minimal

seconded

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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-03-24 20:20:29 Reply

Your a saint

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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-03-24 20:20:43 Reply

if she gamve you a five in the face youd be dead dumbass!


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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-03-24 20:22:37 Reply

At 3/24/08 08:18 PM, SCUD14 wrote: Anyway, me and my brother were finding our toy gun stash, .....
At 3/24/08 08:20 PM, zmanrulez wrote: if she gamve you a five in the face youd be dead dumbass!

dumbass.


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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-03-24 20:22:44 Reply

Was there just random girl standing at your door. That sounds quite creepy...

Anyway, i'm sure she'll be fine. Or she'll become a Newgrounds member, which means you've truly created a monster.


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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-03-24 20:25:45 Reply

At 3/24/08 08:22 PM, super-sense wrote: Was there just random girl standing at your door. That sounds quite creepy...

No, she lives with us.


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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-03-24 20:26:42 Reply

Newgrounds's membership just went up 1.

that girl wil be warped, therefore she will join us.

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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-03-24 20:27:31 Reply

You fool! You may have created the next big terrorist. Youve doomed us all. the only possible way you could make this worse is to show her newgrounds :P


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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-03-24 20:27:57 Reply

That's pretty scary, a young girl doing all that...

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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-03-24 20:29:25 Reply

wow thank you toy guns


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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-03-24 20:30:46 Reply

At 3/24/08 08:20 PM, zmanrulez wrote: if she gamve you a five in the face youd be dead dumbass!

It was a toy gun.


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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-03-24 20:32:33 Reply

At 3/24/08 08:27 PM, Sheepshifter wrote: That's pretty scary, a young girl doing all that...

At age four, most of my favorite hours were spent at the arcade playing House of the Dead or Area 51. Well, with HotD I mostly just watched. That, or pretend gun fights/sword fights. A favorite point was cutting off someone's arm and then they can't use it anymore.

AND JUST LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT!


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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-03-24 20:33:55 Reply

I blame it on video games.

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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-03-24 20:36:00 Reply

At 3/24/08 08:20 PM, zmanrulez wrote: if she gamve you a five in the face youd be dead dumbass!

NO! no he wouldn't, if he would than why is he posting, clear proof that you can survive 5 rounds in the face.


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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-04-01 10:19:29 Reply

At 3/24/08 08:36 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote:
At 3/24/08 08:20 PM, zmanrulez wrote: if she gamve you a five in the face youd be dead dumbass!
NO! no he wouldn't, if he would than why is he posting, clear proof that you can survive 5 rounds in the face.

Toy gun, people... jeez.


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Response to I gave a 2 year old a gun 2008-04-01 10:21:15 Reply

At 4/1/08 10:19 AM, Wolferz wrote:
At 3/24/08 08:36 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote:
At 3/24/08 08:20 PM, zmanrulez wrote: if she gamve you a five in the face youd be dead dumbass!
NO! no he wouldn't, if he would than why is he posting, clear proof that you can survive 5 rounds in the face.
Toy gun, people... jeez.

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