A few hours ago this girl I had been talking to on campus for some time came over to my apartment. We started watching a movie on my bed and one thing led to another and I found myself sucking on her tit. As i was flicking it with my tongue I felt somting scratch it. I investigated it further by wrappipng my lips around it and to my surprise I had found a nipple hair. The following options ran through my mind.
A) Make her leave my apartment. (Leads to no sexual intercourse)
B) Mention it and embarass her. (May lead to sexual intercourse)
C) Ignore it and proceed with sex. (Will lead to sexual intercourse)
D) Motorboat. (bwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbw)
What would you choose and why?
The girl is from Iran and has decent looks. She also sounds like a female Borat.
C of course.... then the next time be PREPARED!!! have a razor handy
DevourerJay~Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Ew, just the thought of it is making me gag.
I vote B, then she'll realize she should do something about it.
asdf
At 3/24/08 03:28 AM, KemCab wrote:
DISGUSTING
never do them the disservice of spawning more terrorists, ever
Come on man, lets be more sensitive. Just think how her rich ass parents would have shit a brick if they saw her with a sleeze like me or when they saw her shamelessly slobbing my knob.
and only the men are terrorists, duh!
women are women... so... some smell... have them take a shower.... not a biggie...
i wouldnt do a black girl myself though
DevourerJay~Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Formerly known as MissingNYC
go with C, and then tell her to cut off the nipple hair, or pull it out
You are now breathing manually. You are now aware of your posture. You can now feel your clothes on your body. You now itch in various places.
motorboating is overrated... and the girl doesnt particularly enjoy it
DevourerJay~Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Sig By Xeno.
Formerly known as MissingNYC
Good choice guys, letter C is correct. You're better off taking care of your member rather than taking an easy shot at a girl's self esteem.
And what the hell, i've got nipple hair too. :P
At 3/24/08 03:28 AM, KemCab wrote: Just so you know
TOWELHEAD WOMEN ARE DISGUSTING
DISGUSTING
never do them the disservice of spawning more terrorists, ever
lol so true. why the hell were you fucking a curry
So you push her off, run to your computer and post it on newgrounds.
Unless the vagoo is fine then nail it, except the uh ... borat part.
At 3/24/08 03:24 AM, AwesomeSauce wrote: Motorboat.
JA ja yup thats true
At 3/24/08 03:46 AM, ectsoman wrote: Unless the vagoo is fine then nail it, except the uh ... borat part.
I find the female Borat accent very.....sexy.
I haven't a sig.
If it were me, I'd have sliced off the breast as evidence and posted a pic along with this topic.
At 3/24/08 03:28 AM, KemCab wrote: Just so you know
TOWELHEAD WOMEN ARE DISGUSTING
DISGUSTING
never do them the disservice of spawning more terrorists, ever
You're a sad man.
You can't spell FÜHRER without Ü
"You know you fail in life when you fail to end your failure"
If i were you i would just ignore it.
But if her pussy has A LOT of hair well...tell her man.
The Hayabusa Clan is DEAD!
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At 3/24/08 03:45 AM, yellowcard41 wrote: So you push her off, run to your computer and post it on newgrounds.
Hey yeah i mean...
What did you do dude i mean...you were sucking her tit and you found hair...then you somehow stoped time or something then posted it on newgrounds?
What the hell man!?
The Hayabusa Clan is DEAD!
Well what did you do?
I'd do C..and then D
and then B
and then A
A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.
At 3/24/08 08:18 PM, Retrato wrote:At 3/24/08 03:45 AM, yellowcard41 wrote: So you push her off, run to your computer and post it on newgrounds.Hey yeah i mean...
What did you do dude i mean...you were sucking her tit and you found hair...then you somehow stoped time or something then posted it on newgrounds?
What the hell man!?
They raise a good point. Youve yet to tell us what you did. Or are you still deciding and shes sitting waiting for you to get off the net so you can bang her hairy self. Check for back hair!!! Ewwww
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