Sirs, I seek pornography.

[BrooklynBrett]

Good day.

I've put on my finest double breasted sweater in the hopes of fashionably coming across pornography on these, the internets.

Allow me to introduce myself. Parker Hastings Collinsworth here. There have been those who say that I'm quite the dapper fellow, but truth be told, I'm a rouge seeking out comely naked ladies. If you must know, I intend to masturbate to these images in the privacy of my own study.

If I feel exceptionally randy, I shall move the night's festivities to the smoking room.

Don't disappoint a chap. Point me squarely in the direction of pornography.

[4Doctodragon]

That's well written, my good sir, but I'm afraid this is an inopportune moment.

[Knottsberry-Jr]

Ah bloody hell, my good man you have just missed a amazing amount of porno my old chap.

[Kokojo]

www.peoplewithnolifeandastupidkindofsexu alhumour.com

[BrooklynBrett]

At 3/24/08 01:02 AM, Kokojo wrote: www.peoplewithnolifeandastupidkindofsexu alhumour.com

You festering blaggard. There was no porn there whatsoever!

[sonicmega]

NSFW

http://fchan.us

http://lulz.net/furi

http://agnph.com

http://palcomix.com

http://yiffstar.com

Oh, wait..... you meant REAL porn.

[TacticalShoe]

Evening, sir. I do believe that the pornographic materials you seek lie deep within the bowels of this cesspool know simply as the internet. The path you seek is riddled with tragedy and viruses. Tread carefully.

[Kokojo]

At 3/24/08 01:03 AM, BrooklynBrett wrote:

At 3/24/08 01:02 AM, Kokojo wrote: www.peoplewithnolifeandastupidkindofsexu alhumour.com

You festering blaggard. There was no porn there whatsoever!

Arg, sorry, i must have confunded it with my usual error 404 repertority.

[StickReaper]

My porn is right...over.........there. See it? I know you do. Have fun and return it by tomorrow.

[Knottsberry-Jr]

My good man, may i reccomend, google?

[BrooklynBrett]

At 3/24/08 01:06 AM, Knottsberry-Jr wrote: My good man, may i reccomend, google?

No luck. I typed this, and several other dashing blows into your "Google", and it showed me nothing.

[tomato-soup]

Being a Gentleman myself, I do not think Newgrounds is the right website you should be dilly-dallying at if you are looking for those pornographic sites to get you quite randy. May I suggest preforming a search on your favorite search-type-engine?

[sonicmega]

At 3/24/08 01:08 AM, BrooklynBrett wrote:

At 3/24/08 01:06 AM, Knottsberry-Jr wrote: My good man, may i reccomend, google?

No luck. I typed this, and several other dashing blows into your "Google", and it showed me nothing.

My good man, did you turn the Search Safely option to the OFF position?

[Monodi]

Good day.

[BrooklynBrett]

At 3/24/08 01:09 AM, sonicmega wrote: My good man, did you turn the Search Safely option to the OFF position?

The filthy, bloody fuck ARE you talking about, sir?

I type my request into these boxes, and nothing happens. What other steps does this Googlemachine take!?

Our dear risen Lord Christ this Internet pornography business is laborious!

[Iron-Hampster]

what ever you do, don't check MY profile

[Monodi]

Gentleman, I would like to announce I have added a suggestion to favor your request I mentioned before, I would like to know if it satisfies your quest.

[sonicmega]

At 3/24/08 01:11 AM, BrooklynBrett wrote:

I type my request into these boxes, and nothing happens. What other steps does this Googlemachine take!?

Have you not researched the promiscuous measures these Yanks have taken in protecting their naked valuables? Good Lord, my fine sir, you need to update your proverbial knowledge on this subject!

Here! I present to you! The offending action!

[Iron-Hampster]

I know! try google search redtube!

[BrooklynBrett]

Success! I shall molest my phallus now.

[tomato-soup]

Well done sir! That pornographic image is of the up-most quality. I applaud you in several ways.

[alilwisedude]

ooh this is excellent material. it has had me off to a right good start. op, thatwas a mighty blow, there. there.there./ there done

[Iron-Hampster]

YAY!!! (I helped :D )

[SugarQmuffin69]

www.spankwire.com[nsfw]

or...

www.redtube.com[nsfw]

[Big-Red-Head]

if you are still feeling randy, why not partake in xnxx.com. it holds a bountiful supply and variety of images and movies for your enjoyment

[Reapertonn]

Did you try www.youporn.com (NSFW)?

[BrooklynBrett]

At 3/24/08 01:34 AM, tomato-soup wrote: Well done sir! That pornographic image is of the up-most quality. I applaud you in several ways.

Shall we applaud.... TOGETHER?

[DP]

Enjoy.

[PlatinumWarrior]

At 3/24/08 06:59 PM, BrooklynBrett wrote:

At 3/24/08 01:34 AM, tomato-soup wrote: Well done sir! That pornographic image is of the up-most quality. I applaud you in several ways.

Shall we applaud.... TOGETHER?

Waiting for circle jerk & resulting pics.

[Sheepshifter]

My good man, looking at Porn will get you sent to hell!