I will think of your creative death

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

Answer the following questions and I shall think of a creative way for you to die, or not so creative. It depends.

Also, I'll probably end up forgetting about this thread in 2 hours, not to mention that I have to go eat Easter dinner with my mom at my grandparents' house later, but whatever. Let's have fun with it while it lasts.

If a homeless guy said he needed 2 dollars to feed his starving family, would you:
A. Give him the two dollars and wish him luck so he can be on his way.
B. Give him whatever pocket change you have, reluctantly. You don't have time for this shit.
C. Completely ignore him.
D. Unleash a vicious flurry of karate chops and kicks and drop him dead.

If somebody left a box of 10 kittens outside your doorstep overnight, would you:
A. Bring them in and keep them all. You're a lonely bastard.
B. Give them shelter for the night then attempt to find them a good home, you can't simply leave them out in the cold.
C. Let them sit there. Not your problem.
D. Cat kabobs, anyone?

Which of the following best describes you?
A. Very athletic and energetic, love nature.
B. Where's the goddamn remote?
C. I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing in this thread....
D. lolwut?

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?
A. Rocks & Sticks
B. Swords & Shields
C. Guns & Tanks
D. Lasers & Mechs

How would you prefer to die? (This will probably not factor into any of this, but whatever, I'll try until I run out of ideas in that category)
A. Subtly
B. Not too out of the ordinary.
C. What....the fuck......
D. Action Packed!!!!

[PsycoticDemon]

If a homeless guy said he needed 2 dollars to feed his starving family, would you:

A. Give him the two dollars and wish him luck so he can be on his way.

If somebody left a box of 10 kittens outside your doorstep overnight, would you:

B. Give them shelter for the night then attempt to find them a good home, you can't simply leave them out in the cold.

Which of the following best describes you?
A. Very athletic and energetic, love nature.

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?
B. Swords & Shields

How would you prefer to die? (This will probably not factor into any of this, but whatever, I'll try until I run out of ideas in that category)
D. Going down killing

[Purpin]

At 3/23/08 11:44 AM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote:

D. Unleash a vicious flurry of karate chops and kicks and drop him dead.

If somebody left a box of 10 kittens outside your doorstep overnight, would you:

A. Bring them in and keep them all. You're a lonely bastard.

Which of the following best describes you?

D. lolwut?

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?

B. Swords & Shields

How would you prefer to die? (This will probably not factor into any of this, but whatever, I'll try until I run out of ideas in that category)

D. Action Packed!!!!

[captainchaos03]

If a homeless guy said he needed 2 dollars to feed his starving family, would you:
A. Give him the two dollars and wish him luck so he can be on his way.
B. Give him whatever pocket change you have, reluctantly. You don't have time for this shit.
C. Completely ignore him.
D. Unleash a vicious flurry of karate chops and kicks and drop him dead.

D

If somebody left a box of 10 kittens outside your doorstep overnight, would you:
A. Bring them in and keep them all. You're a lonely bastard.
B. Give them shelter for the night then attempt to find them a good home, you can't simply leave them out in the cold.
C. Let them sit there. Not your problem.
D. Cat kabobs, anyone?

A

Which of the following best describes you?
A. Very athletic and energetic, love nature.
B. Where's the goddamn remote?
C. I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing in this thread....
D. lolwut?

D

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?
A. Rocks & Sticks
B. Swords & Shields
C. Guns & Tanks
D. Lasers & Mechs

C

How would you prefer to die? (This will probably not factor into any of this, but whatever, I'll try until I run out of ideas in that category)
A. Subtly
B. Not too out of the ordinary.
C. What....the fuck......
D. Action Packed!!!!

C

[StickReaper]

1. B
2. B
3. B
4. A
5. C

Predict my death now. kthxbai.

[TomTheJuggler111]

If a homeless guy said he needed 2 dollars to feed his starving family, would you:

D get a job ya bum

If somebody left a box of 10 kittens outside your doorstep overnight, would you:

B cuz animal cruelty is fucked up

Which of the following best describes you?

A i love being outside and staying fit

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?

B cuz swords and shields are just more gorey

How would you prefer to die? (This will probably not factor into any of this, but whatever, I'll try until I run out of ideas in that category)

D for sure

[captainchaos03]

At 3/23/08 11:50 AM, TomTheJuggler111 wrote:

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?

B cuz swords and shields are just more gorey

Not unless I blast your ass with a Bazooka/Tank.

[valium9]

A B C B A

howzat?

[agnryfaic]

If a homeless guy said he needed 2 dollars to feed his starving family, would you:

B. Give him whatever pocket change you have, reluctantly. You don't have time for this shit.

If somebody left a box of 10 kittens outside your doorstep overnight, would you:

B. Give them shelter for the night then attempt to find them a good home, you can't simply leave them out in the cold.

Which of the following best describes you?

D. lolwut?

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?

B. Swords & Shields

How would you prefer to die? (This will probably not factor into any of this, but whatever, I'll try until I run out of ideas in that category)

B. Not too out of the ordinary.

Now, go ahead.

[KingPaulP]

1) C
2) B
3) A
4) B
5) C

Please make my demise worth while.

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

PsychoticDemon, your death is:

10 ninjas show up at your doorstep, asking to see The Eye of Draknor. You feel bad for them, thinking them to be insane and go inside your home to call for people to bring them to an insane asylum. Becoming impatient, they storm your house and an action packed battle ensues. You managed to rip out one's tongue and strangle him with it before the other ninja gives you a concussion and rips out your eye as you bleed to death.

Dew, your death is:

One day, you are riding your bicycle through a bike trail in the woods when you come across a rare species of deer. You move in to investigate to notice it is nursing its young. It becomes enraged and hits you in the chest with its antlers, knocking you unconscious as you fall into a puddle of pee it just unleashed. You drown before you can die from piss fumes.

Purpin, your death is:

Sitting alone in your home one day, you think of how evil scientology is. You run into your garage and do a frontflip, landing perfectly in the driver seat of your SUV through the sunroof, you've had nothing better to do lately than perfect this. You drive to the nearest church of scientology and hurl a dagger through the window, landing perfectly in the throat of the nearest person using an e-meter. Tom Cruise comes outside, enraged as you just killed his favorite scientologist. Full of hatred for his crappy movies, you drive full throttle at him and crash through the church's walls and hit the oil tank that heats the building, killing everyone, including you, in a fiery inferno.

[greenfaerie4]

At 3/23/08 11:44 AM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote:

If a homeless guy said he needed 2 dollars to feed his starving family, would you:

A. Give him the two dollars and wish him luck so he can be on his way.

If somebody left a box of 10 kittens outside your doorstep overnight, would you:

B. Give them shelter for the night then attempt to find them a good home, you can't simply leave them out in the cold.

Which of the following best describes you?

A. Very athletic and energetic, love nature.

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?

B. Swords & Shields

How would you prefer to die? (This will probably not factor into any of this, but whatever, I'll try until I run out of ideas in that category)

D. Action Packed!!!!

[Objection]

At 3/23/08 11:44 AM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: If a homeless guy said he needed 2 dollars to feed his starving family, would you:

C. Completely ignore him.

If somebody left a box of 10 kittens outside your doorstep overnight, would you:

C. Let them sit there. Not your problem.

Which of the following best describes you?

D. lolwut?

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?
D. Lasers & Mechs

How would you prefer to die? (This will probably not factor into any of this, but whatever, I'll try until I run out of ideas in that category)

C. What....the fuck......

[Rideo]

At 3/23/08 11:44 AM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: If a homeless guy said he needed 2 dollars to feed his starving family, would you:

A. Give him the two dollars and wish him luck so he can be on his way.

Only the first time though

If somebody left a box of 10 kittens outside your doorstep overnight, would you:

B. Give them shelter for the night then attempt to find them a good home, you can't simply leave them out in the cold.

I'd rather keep them, but I can't have pets in my apartment. :(

Which of the following best describes you?

A. Very athletic and energetic, love nature.

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?

No preference.

How would you prefer to die? (This will probably not factor into any of this, but whatever, I'll try until I run out of ideas in that category)

D. Action Packed!!!!

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

captainchaos03, your death is:

One day you are sitting in your house practicing a move where you toss an Uzi in the air, land it in your hand, and fire at somebody while your mother sleeps silently upstairs. You forget to unload the gun and the trigger jams itself in mid flight and fires in the air, killing the Queen of Flying Monkeys. The Flying Monkey Army murders you with banana stabbings.

Stickreaper, your death is:

You are sitting in your house naked watching The Sopranos one night, when a caveman happens to be unfrozen in a nearby science lab. He breaks free of restraints and hurls whatever rocks he can find anywhere he can. One crashes through your window and hits you in the face, killing you instantly.

TomTheJuggler111, your death is:

You are jogging around the city as you usually do, looking for stray animals you can bring to a shelter, when a hobo asks you for change. You whip out a small Saber and flip it into the air, you kick him in the chest and grab it, impaling him straight through the chest. As he dies, he lets out a mighty scream heard by every hobo in a 20 block radius. They all group up and swarm your house at night, overhwhelming you. Your body is found the next day mauled and smelling of urine, feces, and vodka.

Valium9, your death is:

You are working in a soup kitchen one day with your weekly community service run as a wealthy man mistakes it for a TGI Fridays. He asks for a hamburger, to which you reply there are none. Enraged, he hires a hitman who shoots you in the face with a silence pistol that night.

agnryfaic, your death is:

You recently found an archive of stinky socks under your couch, which you are tossing out randomly on the street when you get carjacked. As you attempt to find your way home, you get mugged in a nearby alley and tightly tied to the fire escape ladder of an abandoned apartment building 30 feet in the air. The poor quality rope snaps and you fall to your death.

(For future reference, if you leave the actual answer with your answer, rather than just the letter, it's easier on me.)

[valium9]

Awesome!

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

greenfaerie4, your death is:

You are trying to donate 10 dollars to a nearby charity fund you walked to from your home, but only have $9.81 on you. You draw the small amount of 19 cents from the nearest bank. All of the customers, enraged that you held up the line for such a small amount, all pull out daggers and chase you down the street for a mile before one throws his, landing in the back of your skull.

Objection, your death is:

You get cryogenically frozen after depositing all of your money in a bank so it's safe. You always wanted to see the future. Upon being unfrozen in the year 3,421, you go to the nearest ATM to withdraw all of your money. Coincidentally, the nation of Germany2 invades at this moment. A mech steps on the ATM booth you're in.

Murad136, your death is:

You drive into the middle of the desert to donate $500 to a dying church effort. On the way home, you realize you didn't fill up enough gas and are stranded 50 feet away from the nearest civilization. The combination of scorching heat and vultures pecking at your skull causes you to succumb to nature.

Rideo, your death is:

You deposit 5 dollars in a "Save the Animals fund and go home" You wake up the next morning with a Siberian Tiger outside the door of your 13th floor condo. As you open it, it lungus at you, attempting to claw at your face as you lay on the ground with it on top of you. Thinking fast, you grab the nearest lamp and bash it on the ground, grab the closest shard, and jam it into the tiger's eye. You use your autographed Ken Griffey Jr. baseball bat to finish the job. Your enraged landlord is allergic to cats and kicks your door down 20 minutes later with a shotgun in hand. You attempt to dodge the blast with a double backflip, but overdo it and crash to the ground.

I'm gonna take a break people. Be back in like an hour if I don't forget

[Sarai]

At 3/23/08 11:44 AM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote:
will do something if can be bothered.

If you can be bothered, then :)

I require a creative, sexy death. I've just finished reading some Hack Slash (Go read it if you've not, the female lead is my idol at the moment!). Here are your answers:

A,B(but keep one or two!),A,B,AorC

[Gergaloth]

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A, START.

Kill me now bitch!

[yurgenburgen]

At 3/23/08 11:44 AM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: If a homeless guy said he needed 2 dollars to feed his starving family, would you:

C. Completely ignore him.

If somebody left a box of 10 kittens outside your doorstep overnight, would you:

B. Give them shelter for the night then attempt to find them a good home, you can't simply leave them out in the cold.

Which of the following best describes you?

B. Where's the goddamn remote?

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?

C. Guns & Tanks

How would you prefer to die?

A. Subtly

[Tott]

At 3/23/08 11:44 AM, kdfsjljklgjf

If a homeless guy said he needed 2 dollars to feed his starving family, would you:
A. Give him the two dollars and wish him luck so he can be on his way.
B. Give him whatever pocket change you have, reluctantly. You don't have time for this shit.
C. Completely ignore him.
D. Unleash a vicious flurry of karate chops and kicks and drop him dead.

A

If somebody left a box of 10 kittens outside your doorstep overnight, would you:
A. Bring them in and keep them all. You're a lonely bastard.
B. Give them shelter for the night then attempt to find them a good home, you can't simply leave them out in the cold.
C. Let them sit there. Not your problem.
D. Cat kabobs, anyone?

B

Which of the following best describes you?
A. Very athletic and energetic, love nature.
B. Where's the goddamn remote?
C. I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing in this thread....
D. lolwut?

A (just because it's none of the others)

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?
A. Rocks & Sticks
B. Swords & Shields
C. Guns & Tanks
D. Lasers & Mechs

C (madness style ^.^)

How would you prefer to die? (This will probably not factor into any of this, but whatever, I'll try until I run out of ideas in that category)
A. Subtly
B. Not too out of the ordinary.
C. What....the fuck......
D. Action Packed!!!!

A (in sleep)

I'm sure this has been done before, about 10 times. You have strange username.

I have to put this here to make up for quoted text,

[Siblau]

At 3/23/08 11:44 AM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote:

If a homeless guy said he needed 2 dollars to feed his starving family, would you:
A. Give him the two dollars and wish him luck so he can be on his way.
B. Give him whatever pocket change you have, reluctantly. You don't have time for this shit.
C. Completely ignore him.
D. Unleash a vicious flurry of karate chops and kicks and drop him dead.

D - coz im evil to homeless people >:D

If somebody left a box of 10 kittens outside your doorstep overnight, would you:
A. Bring them in and keep them all. You're a lonely bastard.
B. Give them shelter for the night then attempt to find them a good home, you can't simply leave them out in the cold.

A - im not a lonely bastard i love cats :3

Which of the following best describes you?
C. I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing in this thread....
D. lolwut?

D or C - i think ill go with C tho

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?
A. Rocks & Sticks
B. Swords & Shields

B - coz its epic yey

How would you prefer to die? (This will probably not factor into any of this, but whatever, I'll try until I run out of ideas in that category)
C. What....the fuck......
D. Action Packed!!!!

C - just to see what youll come up with

Note: i had to cut some of the options off ur questions so the BBS would let me post

[TurtleJuice]

As much as i love creative spirit.

Social issues

[iShield]

If a homeless guy said he needed 2 dollars to feed his starving family, would you:

A. Give him the two dollars and wish him luck so he can be on his way.

If somebody left a box of 10 kittens outside your doorstep overnight, would you:

B. Give them shelter for the night then attempt to find them a good home, you can't simply leave them out in the cold.

Which of the following best describes you?

D. lolwut?

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?

D. Lasers & Mechs

How would you prefer to die? (This will probably not factor into any of this, but whatever, I'll try until I run out of ideas in that category)

A. Subtly

YOU'RE A FUN ONE.

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

*sigh* FINE, last batch before break. I probably will have to go after this one anyway.

Sarai, your death is:

You are masturbating one night when...(Bet I had you going for a minute there)

Seriously though, your death is:

You are juggling knives for an education benefit one day when a creepy fat arab who claims to be Sultan of Agrabah asks you to marry him. You drive your fingernail (Which, in tight situations, doubles as a sort of a jackknife) between his eyes. He was actually not lying, and the entire production team of Aladdin rushes directly at you, injected with the super strain of the T-Virus. After 20 minutes of combat with Zombie Actors, one bites you. You have an odd reaction to the virus, and your head explodes.

Gergaloth, your death is:

You input the secret "Turn Real code". You happen to be playing WoW, and a dragon jumps out of your screen and eats you.

yurgenburgen, your death is:

You are eating smuggled in cheese doodles in a movie theatre when an usher requests you to throw them away. You say no, unable to part yourself from the cheesy goodness. The man upstairs using the (what the hell is that thing called they play movies with?) bursts through the upstairs window and does a frontflip, firing a silenced 9mm pistol at you, landing safely on the ground below somehow. Because you were watching Barney's Big Funland Adventure, nobody else was in the theatre with you and your death goes unnoticed. Your body is hacked up and tossed in the ocean. Sharks eat one of your arms, your torso, head, and legs. Your left arm surfaces in Africa one day, where an Ethiopian cooks and eats it.

[LavaBall]

If a homeless guy said he needed 2 dollars to feed his starving family, would you:
A. Give him the two dollars and wish him luck so he can be on his way.

If somebody left a box of 10 kittens outside your doorstep overnight, would you:

C. Let them sit there. Not your problem.

Which of the following best describes you?

A. Very athletic and energetic, love nature.

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?

D. Lasers & Mechs

How would you prefer to die? (This will probably not factor into any of this, but whatever, I'll try until I run out of ideas in that category)

C. What....the fuck......

[q13qew]

L choose none of them

[SpAmStIkA]

If a homeless guy said he needed 2 dollars to feed his starving family, would you:

B.

If somebody left a box of 10 kittens outside your doorstep overnight, would you:

B.

Which of the following best describes you?

D.

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?

B.

How would you prefer to die? (This will probably not factor into any of this, but whatever, I'll try until I run out of ideas in that category)

D.

creative death +1 hooray (odd all my answers are d or b isnt it?)

[andhination]

At 3/23/08 11:44 AM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote:
If a homeless guy said he needed 2 dollars to feed his starving family, would you:

B. Give him whatever pocket change you have, reluctantly. You don't have time for this shit.

If somebody left a box of 10 kittens outside your doorstep overnight, would you:

C. Let them sit there. Not your problem.

Which of the following best describes you?

B. Where's the goddamn remote?

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?

B. Swords & Shields

How would you prefer to die? (This will probably not factor into any of this, but whatever, I'll try until I run out of ideas in that category)

D. Action Packed!!!!

[captainspud]

If a homeless guy said he needed 2 dollars to feed his starving family, would you:
C. Completely ignore him.

If somebody left a box of 10 kittens outside your doorstep overnight, would you:

B. Give them shelter for the night then attempt to find them a good home, you can't simply leave them out in the cold.

Which of the following best describes you?

D. lolwut?

Which war era was/is/will be your favorite?

D. Lasers & Mechs

How would you prefer to die? (This will probably not factor into any of this, but whatever, I'll try until I run out of ideas in that category)

C. What....the fuck......