make jesus proud this easter.

[shift]

jesus has been glorified in the holiest of all ways possible:

a badass rap song claiming that the was a grizzly bear.

you may call it blasphemous, but if you do that then you'll just be called a complete cocksucker by the general public.

now, without further adieu, the best tribute to jesus ever.

jesus was a grizzly bear.

www.myspace.com/lukejohnsonmusic

third song on the player.

if you haven't yet been baptized, you're about to be.
in the crunkest way humanly possible.

[doupen]

wtf?
If he was a grizzly then did he shave himself to find he was an arab or what?
meh i dont care. Im not christian anyway :p

[shift]

At 3/23/08 02:31 AM, doupen wrote: wtf?
If he was a grizzly then did he shave himself to find he was an arab or what?
meh i dont care. Im not christian anyway :p

no, the bible was altered by man because society's standards deemed the version of the new testament with him as a flesh eating grizzly bear to be too awesome for mankind to behold.

the truth has been revealed, now revel in the gospel and repent, you heathen.

[BrooklynBrett]

Hey! Racist, and still not as funny as my easter thread!

In fact, just not funny.

[The-word-destroyer]

Happy 2008th easter jesus!

God jesus to....

Think you could send me a sign in my dreams telling me if im going to heaven or hell?

Seriously

[satanbrain]

remind me, who care from G-sus?

[shift]

At 3/23/08 02:35 AM, BrooklynBrett wrote: Hey! Racist, and still not as funny as my easter thread!

In fact, just not funny.

i didn't see yours until after this one, but yours is really funny.

EASTER IS ABOUT BROTHERHOOD, WHY HATE WHEN WE CAN CELEBRATE IT TOGETHER.

and it's not racist. >:(

[satanbrain]

At 3/23/08 02:38 AM, shift wrote: EASTER IS ABOUT BROTHERHOOD, WHY HATE WHEN WE CAN CELEBRATE IT TOGETHER.

and it's not racist. >:(

you racist about the ppl that don't celebrate pagan's **** together.

[shift]

At 3/23/08 02:40 AM, satanbrain wrote:

At 3/23/08 02:38 AM, shift wrote: EASTER IS ABOUT BROTHERHOOD, WHY HATE WHEN WE CAN CELEBRATE IT TOGETHER.

and it's not racist. >:(

you racist about the ppl that don't celebrate pagan's **** together.

-[Fuck the arabs]-

yes sir, sorry sir.

[Grimscott]

But Colbert says bears are godless heathens. Has this been a cruel ruse all along?

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Superior.

[satanbrain]

At 3/23/08 02:41 AM, shift wrote:

At 3/23/08 02:40 AM, satanbrain wrote:

At 3/23/08 02:38 AM, shift wrote: EASTER IS ABOUT BROTHERHOOD, WHY HATE WHEN WE CAN CELEBRATE IT TOGETHER.

and it's not racist. >:(

you racist about the ppl that don't celebrate pagan's **** together.

-[Fuck the arabs]-

yes sir, sorry sir.

first it's -[Fuck the arabs]-
second, shut up stupid kid!