Exposure to the Internet

[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

Might cause...

1. Loss of muscle mass.
2. Increase in fat content.
3. Loss of friends.
4. Distancing yourself from loved ones.
5. depression.
6. Raised cholesterol.
7. Inability to cope with large numbers of people.
8. Grade loss, if students.
9. Hot Pocket induced Diarrhea.
10. 40-year old virginism.
11. And knowing everything that came from 4chan.

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[TAUfanatic]

At 3/22/08 03:34 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: Might cause...

1. Loss of muscle mass.
2. Increase in fat content.
3. Loss of friends.
4. Distancing yourself from loved ones.
5. depression.
6. Raised cholesterol.
7. Inability to cope with large numbers of people.
8. Grade loss, if students.
9. Hot Pocket induced Diarrhea.
10. 40-year old virginism.
11. And knowing everything that came from 4chan.

1.yes
2.yes
3.somewhat....well....no
4.yes
5.no
6.no
7.yes
8.no
9.no
10.probably
11.wtf

[Armissea]

Well who cares as long as you deposit all will be well

[videogamer0810]

At 3/22/08 03:34 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: Might cause...

4. Distancing yourself from loved ones.

MOM! Shut up! I'm typing on Newgrounds!

5. depression.

Nobody loves me. I'm so misunderstood. <Plays Fall Out Boy>

6. Raised cholesterol.

Boy, sitting on this chair is really exhausting.

9. Hot Pocket induced Diarrhea.

Or Lean Pocket induced constipation.

10. 40-year old virginism.

All I need is my porn to satisfy my needs. You'll never leave me, Natalia, will you? <Kisses computer screen>

11. And knowing everything that came from 4chan.

U SHUDA GRABED HIZ COCK N DID A BAREL ROLLL!!!1!11!!1

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[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

Extensive usage may cause visionary issues.

[Sashuno]

you forgot...
12) being able to make and verify signs of exposure to the Internet.

zing, bitch!

[Grimscott]

At 3/22/08 03:34 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: 10. 40-year old virginism.

Only 25 more years, guys!

[doupen]

At 3/22/08 03:34 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: Might cause...

1. Loss of muscle mass.

mmhmm

2. Increase in fat content.

yes

3. Loss of friends.

not really, i still i have 3d solid friends in real life

4. Distancing yourself from loved ones.

yea

5. depression.

Thats me

6. Raised cholesterol.

Mines pretty good actually

7. Inability to cope with large numbers of people.

naw

8. Grade loss, if students.

yesyes

9. Hot Pocket induced Diarrhea.

lol no

10. 40-year old virginism.

Not 40 yet, not virgin

11. And knowing everything that came from 4chan.

I decided to take NGers word and not go there

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So what does that make me...

[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

At 3/23/08 02:06 AM, Grimscott wrote:

At 3/22/08 03:34 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: 10. 40-year old virginism.

Only 25 more years, guys!

I only need 23 years.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

May also cause heartburn, gohnorrea, internal bleeding, vomiting, nausea, birth defects, fire, suicidal tendencies in grandmas over 78, rage, depression, and nosebleeds.