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Hey, I checked out the headquarters page, and I noticed you don't have any security guards. I'm well qualified to hold the rank of security guard, if you guys need such.

At 1/20/13 10:24 PM, Spretznaz wrote:

At 1/20/13 10:07 PM, Xenomit wrote: I'm well qualified to hold the rank of security guard, if you guys need such.

Sorry man, this club's kind of abandoned. You really should have joined six months ago, when this place was actually semi-active.

Also I believe that Tails has now joined the army or something similar so is no longer around to process your application. As Spretznaz pointed out you also don't have the greatest post quality anyway, even if we were still active I wouldn't have held your breath on getting in.

Interview with The Newgrounds Police Department

Sad to see you guys abandoning this club. I guess it may have been inevitable due to Portal Moderators becoming a thing. It is indeed quite sad. It was nice to have a place where new users could come in and become better members of Newgrounds. Then again, I guess you guys can spread that philosophy around the site more. Who knows though, maybe some new users will come along and pull this place up or remake it into something splendid.

Geez how am I gonna start this? Hello NGPD. A few weeks ago I start coming back Newgrounds full time. It was only a short while later that I found out about this group, and after doing a little research, I knew that I wanted in. It was to attain this goal that I started posting on the forums to reach the minimum limit (I'm not there yet, but I will be someday soon). It was also for this goal that I started writing ">Cybercity Newgrounds: A Cop's Tale so that I might display my interest. Sadly I did eventually learn that the NGPD has been more or less abandoned, but my determination has not wavered. I have neither the free time nor the will to pull this group out of limbo, but I would like to join while I'm still able to. I have temporarily stopped judging new flashes so that I might experience that much longer a time on the force before I'm discharged. And so I come to the ultimate question: Is this aspiration of mine too lofty? Should I just head straight for the Elite Guard because I've so badly missed this train? Or will these ghostly headquarters accept a new soul, a new face, even if membership is only honorary and limited to this thread? Whatever the answer, I await a response with calm demeanor.

lol messed up the link. Maybe this one works: Link

At 2/19/13 02:20 PM, Jolly wrote: Sorry, the NGPD is dead. Its been dead for about a year. Tails, the leader of the NGPD, hasn't added anybody to the NGPD in ages.

Speaking of Tails, he is joining the army and he's currently in basic training, he won't even be online for about two months. The EGB is still up and running if you want to join it, but it requires higher stats than the NGPD does.

I'm not demanding the ten day trial period or the regular recruitment process that everyone else got. Because I know the NGPD is abandoned, I'm really only looking for membership in name only. I would like to be recognized as such a member because I'd like to be recognized to some degree as part of the unified group of people that carries out the honorable task of looking after the Portal. I'd also like to not be so apprehensive about posting here. If I'm waisting my time with an impossible intitiative, I'd like to be told so, in which case I'll give up the pipe-dream and raise my rank to EGB status. Reguardless of what is decided, I'm going to continue honoring the Newgrounds Police Dept. with my story.