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At 6/23/08 11:08 AM, BobbaQ wrote: Guys just seen this on Rages' thread. If you're looking for a shitload of free whistle points then get in there quick because is going to take care of it personally...

Damn it. I was still asleep when you posted that and just saw that now. That really blows hard. And I seriously need to get out of my garbage whistle status. I've had it for a couple months, and been trying to get out of it with no avail... =(

You guys called for a Portal Reporter, I see. I'll fill in just incase the guy is having a hard time...

Half-Assed Portal Report

Status: 7.5/10

The Under Judgement is looking okay, but it is rather meh. Some spam has gotten through, but there are a few decent flashes coming through. You guys should go check it out if you haven't already.

Neon Layers and Arachnophillia are two great games that I helped pass through the portal, you guys should check them out, tons O' fun.

At 6/23/08 02:52 AM, jew193 wrote: Damn, where's Gu-rilla when we need him to comment on the portal so that we can sound like we are actually doing our jobs?

He finally took a well-needed vacation.

I can't believe I just spoke in 3rd person.

Anywho, I'm back now.

I won't do a PR because Andrea already took the liberty of doing it.

Thanks, BTW.

So, I hear that we slowed down a bit.

At 6/23/08 04:04 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote:

Thanks, BTW.

No prob, but it was really half assed, you don't really owe me any thanks. I'm just trying to make it look like we're actually doing our jobs instead of sitting on our asses all day.

I'll be writing poems, despite my hatred of writing anything that takes any real effort.

first time I've had the urge to write at all in about 4 years

At 6/23/08 04:04 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote:

At 6/23/08 02:52 AM, jew193 wrote: Damn, where's Gu-rilla when we need him to comment on the portal so that we can sound like we are actually doing our jobs?

He finally took a well-needed vacation.

Yeah, I think we all need one. I'm taking mine in late July in Hawaii. Which island is a secret >_>

I can't believe I just spoke in 3rd person.

Meh, I do that all the time when I don't feel like talking first person.

At 6/23/08 07:27 PM, jew193 wrote:

At 6/23/08 04:04 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote:

At 6/23/08 02:52 AM, jew193 wrote: Damn, where's Gu-rilla when we need him to comment on the portal so that we can sound like we are actually doing our jobs?

LOL, I think I'll start warming up for Clock Day soon. I definitely need to hit the Portal moar often.

He finally took a well-needed vacation.

Yeah, I think we all need one. I'm taking mine in late July in Hawaii. Which island is a secret >_>

I already know, so I'm not even gonna ask...

I can't believe I just spoke in 3rd person.

Meh, I do that all the time when I don't feel like talking first person.

Weirdos...

At 6/24/08 12:23 AM, Fremen wrote:

LOL, I think I'll start warming up for Clock Day soon. I definitely need to hit the Portal moar often.

Damn, it's like I need a constant reminder about when it is. Anybody wanna tell me?

Yeah, I think we all need one. I'm taking mine in late July in Hawaii. Which island is a secret >_>

I already know, so I'm not even gonna ask...

shhhh, you weren't supposed to advertise that. >_>

Meh, I do that all the time when I don't feel like talking first person.

Weirdos...

Oh yeah, well you're weird for thinking we are.

*nervous shaking*

At 6/24/08 12:31 AM, jew193 wrote:

At 6/24/08 12:23 AM, Fremen wrote:

LOL, I think I'll start warming up for Clock Day soon. I definitely need to hit the Portal moar often.

Damn, it's like I need a constant reminder about when it is. Anybody wanna tell me?

*Sighs* August 15.

I'm gettin' to old for this shit. :P

Clock Day is August 15th. You can get 1000+ protection points, it's ridiculous. In an epic way.

At 6/24/08 12:35 AM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Clock Day is August 15th. You can get 1000+ protection points, it's ridiculous. In an epic way.

So do the submissions start right at 12 the night before, or do they start sometime in the morning?

I definitely plan to rank up on Clock Day. If I fail, then it will be a sad day for me considering that I have 99 points to go until I'm a Lt.

At 6/24/08 12:45 AM, TailsPrower wrote: I definitely plan to rank up on Clock Day. If I fail, then it will be a sad day for me considering that I have 99 points to go until I'm a Lt.

mmm. I'm hoping to have ranked up before then, but with my luck... who knows?

At 6/24/08 12:47 AM, jew193 wrote: mmm. I'm hoping to have ranked up before then, but with my luck... who knows?

If you're on for an hour, you'll rank up, EVERYTHING passes.

At 6/24/08 12:58 AM, NeonFlame126 wrote:

If you're on for an hour, you'll rank up, EVERYTHING passes.

Meh. I'm pretty sure I'm not doing anything that day. So is this example of how things go down correct?

"You go to the flash portal and there's about 25 new submissions waiting for your passing vote. Withoug even pausing to watch them, you deftly click 5 (or 2,3, or 4, I don't know how you roll) and reload the flash portal. To your amazement, about 15 more flashes have been submitted in the time that it took you to merely click 5 on a submission and continue. Knowing that you are fighting a losing battle, you begin to cry, and know that it is futile"

Is that in any way close to how Clock Day goes?

My Clock Day:

OH SHIT I ALREADY MOSSED 10000 PROTECT POINTS *runs down stairs* *get to portal* 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5*continues for rest of day*

F*** YEAH 5000 PROTECT POINTS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Something like that.

At 6/24/08 01:11 AM, NeonFlame126 wrote: My Clock Day:

OH SHIT I ALREADY MOSSED 10000 PROTECT POINTS *runs down stairs* *get to portal* 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5*continues for rest of day*

F*** YEAH 5000 PROTECT POINTS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Something like that.

Sounds like fun I seriously can't wait for that.

As PR, I'll be hella busy on Clock Day.

I'll be giving TONS of PRs that will inform you of bursts of submissions.

It'll be tons o' fun!

IMPORTANT NEW UPDATE. JEW193 HAS DECIDED TO STOP USING THE EXPRESSIONLESS EMOTICON.
That is all.

Lets see how things unfold...

At 6/24/08 01:17 AM, jew193 wrote: IMPORTANT NEW UPDATE. JEW193 HAS DECIDED TO STOP USING THE EXPRESSIONLESS EMOTICON.

It is a sad day in history to see the :l face come down. Let's all take a moment of silence for this special occasion.

2000 POSTS! WE DID IT! Holy crap we did it! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

In only 2 months and 2 days, the Newgrounds Police Department has reached 2000 posts!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

*More drinking and shout ensue*

At 6/24/08 02:03 AM, NeonFlame126 wrote: 2000 POSTS! WE DID IT! Holy crap we did it! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

In only 2 months and 2 days, the Newgrounds Police Department has reached 2000 posts!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

*More drinking and shout ensue*

Haha, thanks for the moment of silence. Though I think I'm gonna keep the sig. It's grown on me.

YAY. 200 posts. Way to go us.

I got a ton of my protects from Clock Day, and some of my highest ranking submissions. With all the spam that gets submitted, I'm having doubts about our next Clock Day. If this one is worse than the last one, Tom and Wade might decide not to have it.

Promise me, you guys, that you'll at least vote fairly. Of course, standards of quality drop like lead weight on Clock Day so I'm not expecting you guys to be saints, but please try to take out any abusive stuff.

At 6/24/08 09:57 AM, TailsPrower wrote: Promise me, you guys, that you'll at least vote fairly. Of course, standards of quality drop like lead weight on Clock Day so I'm not expecting you guys to be saints, but please try to take out any abusive stuff.

Well, you know what happens on Clock Day every time. Everything passes, and I do mean everything. You might only get one blam and a kajillion saves. The admins are going to have their work cut out for them this time around, but then again, they do every time we have a Clock Day.

Speaking of Clock Day submissions, I have one of the top submissions in last years Clock Day collection. I feel honored, espescially since only the 'better' ones got on it.

And speaking of speaking of Clock Day submissions, is anyone making a flash for this time around?

I joined on the 13th, so I had to learn everything about Clock Day in about a day and a half. On ClockDay, I got about 1/5 of my current saves, so I was pretty lucky.

At 6/24/08 11:18 AM, Spartan204 wrote: I joined on the 13th, so I had to learn everything about Clock Day in about a day and a half. On ClockDay, I got about 1/5 of my current saves, so I was pretty lucky.

Oh you lucky bastard. I wish I had joined on that day. I could've been past everyone in this club on my first day alone. That'd make everything a hell of a lot easier.

I'm such a statwhore.

At 6/24/08 12:51 PM, Andrea364 wrote: I'm such a statwhore.

Haha, aren't we all. That's why we joined this club to show our ranks in b/p power. But I seriously want to be ranked up to private by then so that I can go the the next level after that.

I lost my once precious statwhore drive years ago following the enactment of the Grand Redesign. It said to me, "You know what? Screw this." Then it keeled over and died on the spot.

Now I'm a symbol of irony; I lead a group that does something I am usually not a part of. I hope it turns out better for you younger folks. YOU ARE STILL THE FUTURE.

Yo, if you guys get this in time, there is a submission under Seismologic Toss - Part 1. It's spam. It makes you wait for a long time for it to load a when it makes it, it starts loading again.