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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-25 11:21:53 Reply

Ready for recruiting!
I think i got what it takes!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-25 20:34:06 Reply

At 6/25/11 11:21 AM, MantisClock wrote: Ready for recruiting!
I think i got what it takes!

Hey look, it's a wild Kaizerwolf, slinking back after not posting for a long time.

I'll try out a review for you, good sir;
Badge: Checks out!
Post Count: Over 50.
Post Quality: Ahh. I'm confused here as to what to make of his posts. Honestly, I see a few good, lengthy and on topic posts, but they are few and far between. A lot is one or two sentence responses. If it were my choice, I would probably say that you need to work on your post quality.

It's not my choice though. I'll hand this off to some other members, and we'll have scary ole' Tailsy take a look at it. <3


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-26 04:14:02 Reply

At 6/25/11 11:21 AM, MantisClock wrote: Ready for recruiting!
I think i got what it takes!

Let's see... you've got a PO badge, that's a great badge to start out with. You exceed the minimum post count, so you're no stranger to the BBS and how it works - to an extent. As for your posts....

Have a seat, son. I'm going to ruthlessly honest to you, so brace yourself:

You post like an 11 year old with ADHD, and that's being nice about it. You're what I call a "hyperactive youth", I see a lot of 1up posts that are eccentric, erratic, and sporadic, much of which show little or no elaboration whatsoever. Judging by the fact that your age is unspecified also suggests that you're barely, if not at all, old enough to have an account here which concerns me of the level of maturity you possess as a user here.
I'm not turning you down just because you're not old enough (and do correct me if I'm actually wrong), but rather the mentality you have displayed in your posts. In the three pages of your BBS history I inspected, which spanned across two years, I've seen little improvement. I can only imagine how you would handle trolls, flamers, and confrontations... You'll really need to pick up the post quality if you wish to join us.
Be more thoughtful into your posts and lurk around frequently around the BBS so you get a better idea of how the more settled-down users conduct themselves. If you wish to advance and convince us that you're worthy of recruitment, then you will be wise to take my advice. However, if you refuse to put forth the effort to improve, then this isn't the place for you, sorry. The choice is yours.

If you're still determined to join this fine establishment, I strongly recommend that you check out the NGPD FAQ in my sig. There's no other way around it really, you'll be required to read it if you are accepted as an Apprentice so you might as well get it out of the way sooner or later. Also, if you have any questions, concerns, or angry death threats, then toss me a PM and I'll be happy to help out... save for the latter.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-26 16:02:20 Reply

Seems things are quite slow around here lately, I've been busy with, traveling and such, I actually ended up riding like 1000 miles in the last 4 days, but I'll leave the details for another time perhaps.

Anyway, I'm back home, and I've got time this week to do tons of B/P and other VERY productive things.... (Fallout anyone?) I'd also like to mention before I forget that I more than likely won't be around hardly at all next week, I'm going out of town with my family, and well, I'll be busy to say the least; so I'll do as much work around here this week to make up for past and next weeks ehh.. Laziness.

Thought I'd drop in and say something. We need to perk up around here!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-27 00:23:19 Reply

NGPD Roster as of Jun 26, 2011:
Sup guys, just dropping by to deliver this week's roster! It's nice to see that all the top gainers have two digits, and it seems Joey's leading the pack with a solid 65 gains this week. I'd still like to see more competition around here, so quit bumbling around and rack in those points! Got life stuff? MULTITASK! Or death penalty...

Anyways, I'm tired, so here ya go. In the state that I am, don't be surprise if you spot any errors. I try my best to make them accurate, but I'm only human. Enjoy!

Milestones::
No milestones made this week.

Promotions::
No promotions this week.

Entering The List::
No new members this week.

Leaving the NGPD::
No members retired this week.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username

01) 02,314 | 0,022 | 03.67 | +000.00 | wallrus Police Captain
02) 02,226 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | Spartan204 Police Captain
03) 02,225 | 0,012 | 01.71 | +000.00 | TailsPrower Police Captain
04) 02,039 | 0,004 | 00.67 | --050.00 | ilikeblamingcrap Police Captain
05) 01,837 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | 34Deadman Police Lieutenant
06) 01,799 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | Gamewiz Police Lieutenant
07) 01,629 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | PowerPrower Police Lieutenant
08) 01,613 | 0,020 | 03.33 | --050.00 | Rooster Police Lieutenant
09) 01,595 | 0,004 | 00.67 | +100.00 | Sectus Police Lieutenant
10) 01,568 | 0,000 | 00.00 | --100.00 | Kaizerwolf Police Lieutenant
11) 01,261 | 0,005 | 00.83 | +400.00 | Narcissy Police Sergeant
12) 01,084 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | Calintz Police Sergeant
13) 00,961 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | joeyjoah Police Officer
14) 00,874 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | ToiletPaper Police Officer -1
15) 00,810 | 0,039 | 06.50 | +014.71 | zachdamacman Police Officer -1

Top 5 Gainers::
joeyjoah - 65
zachdamacman - 39
wallrus - 22
Rooster - 20
TailsPrower - 12

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
zachdamacman (5)
TailsPrower (3)
Rooster (2)

Total gain for week: 106

That's 15.14 per day, or 1.01 per day per member.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-27 01:43:36 Reply

At 6/27/11 12:23 AM, TailsPrower wrote: Top 5 Gainers::
joeyjoah - 65

Weh-el, it seems that being on a website for 6-8 hours a day has paid off, I see my name on something!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-27 02:08:57 Reply

It has an info section, in the flash. In that section, the email address is different than the one used to submit it, the fake company name of the user who submitted it here has no affiliation with the Pouetpu name (or other submissions), annnndddd the game was made in 2007. This screams stolen.

Link to original: http://www.pouetpu-games.com/index.php?s ection=2&game_id=1


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-27 05:46:40 Reply

Just dropped by the portal and found a flash obviously stolen. The name has been clicked on before, by me, though the only flash to their name is this stolen on. It turns out the staff did a live blamming of this user's stuff, so that's a flag.

Supposing the original link:
http://www.gamesgeni.com/playgame/13418/
paper-battle.html

Here's a few links dragged from a quick search:
http://www.y8.com/games/Paper_Battle
http://www.funfastgame.com/game/4091/pap er-battle.html

I'm willing to place mine and someone else's money this is stolen.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-27 07:56:15 Reply

At 6/27/11 05:46 AM, Narcissy wrote: I'm willing to place mine and someone else's money this is stolen.

It has passed judgement. Somebody will have to PM wade or something to try and get it removed.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-27 10:08:46 Reply

At 6/27/11 02:08 AM, joeyjoah wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/57 3325
It has an info section, in the flash. In that section, the email address is different than the one used to submit it, the fake company name of the user who submitted it here has no affiliation with the Pouetpu name (or other submissions), annnndddd the game was made in 2007. This screams stolen.

Link to original: http://www.pouetpu-games.com/index.php?s ection=2&game_id=1

Hmm, if thats stolen then what about this, it's from the same user.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-27 16:25:52 Reply

Both of those stolen flashes passed. That's too bad. Just letting you guys know that I won't be here from June 14 onward for about a week. I'm going on my vacation.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-27 17:34:44 Reply

I believe Chuck Norris VS Ninjas is stolen. The original link is located here.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-27 19:21:27 Reply

At 6/27/11 05:34 PM, J-Rex wrote: I believe Chuck Norris VS Ninjas is stolen. The original link is located here.

I'm afraid that's a little late, if you are positive about this being stolen try contacting Wade.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-27 20:07:49 Reply

I wanted to post this earlier but I was banned so I blew the whistle and contacted Wade but nothing ever happened to the submission.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-27 21:38:49 Reply

At 6/27/11 08:07 PM, J-Rex wrote: I wanted to post this earlier but I was banned so I blew the whistle and contacted Wade but nothing ever happened to the submission.

I assume you sent him a PM, in which case it's very possible that he didn't get to it. The guy probably gets tons of em every day, so it might've gotten lost in the traffic. One thing that helps is to use an eye-catching title. Like for a stolen submission, I'd do something like "STOLEN Submission passed". But avoid all-caps otherwise you may mistaken for a spammer.
Also, make sure that the submission isn't already reported on the EGB. Members for both crews are encouraged to at least lurk often in both threads so that the same report isn't made, because apparently some mods don't people posting the same thing being posted in two different threads. The same procedure is politely requested to be followed by non-members as well. You didn't do anything wrong, just a friendly heads up is all.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-27 22:51:44 Reply

I check the Elite Guards and know one noticed so I PMed Wade knowing Malachy banned me.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-28 02:30:52 Reply

Guys check it out for me quickly, the author says that it is not his/hers, I'm in a hurry at the moment.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-28 03:32:23 Reply

At 6/28/11 02:30 AM, wallrus wrote: Guys check it out for me quickly, the author says that it is not his/hers, I'm in a hurry at the moment.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/57 3408

Well hey, looks like something got flagged for a change. I didn't get to see it myself, but if a lot of people think that it was stolen enough to flag it - it probably was.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-28 10:54:08 Reply

At 6/28/11 03:32 AM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 6/28/11 02:30 AM, wallrus wrote: Guys check it out for me quickly, the author says that it is not his/hers, I'm in a hurry at the moment.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/57 3408
Well hey, looks like something got flagged for a change. I didn't get to see it myself, but if a lot of people think that it was stolen enough to flag it - it probably was.

I was in a lunch break from work, so after three seconds look on the users page was pretty much enough when I saw something about getting trouble and blah blah...

Infact I checked it more just a moment ago, she has site on webs, that has more of most likely stolen flashes from Zone-Sama.

But anyway, I'm so happy that for once I succeed, it's been a long time <_<


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-28 16:53:15 Reply

The Strict Teacher is stolen from here. Also that's the second one today that author stole.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-28 19:55:19 Reply

I've started wishing for a few obviously stolen flashes to pass my way, but no such luck. Things have been a bit slow for me, but I've made up for it by Google Advanced Searching for abusive reviews (too bad Sheizen had to go, he had a lot of good ideas).

Speaking of Google Advanced, it seems you guys have had a few problems over the years. Searching for 'dishonorable' in this thread shows that while there have been a few hardships, the Department is still standing. I'm glad for that.

On another note, just hit Police Sergeant a bit ago. I've been hitting a lot of milestones lately lol.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-28 20:24:10 Reply

!!!Heads up guys!!!

Very hardcore flash.

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A lot of really hardcore pornography later on, dicks, scat, goatse (i think) and the like. Epileptic flashing and other such nuisances. I've flagged as hardcore adult.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-28 21:09:04 Reply

At 6/28/11 08:24 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Very hardcore flash.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/57 3473
A lot of really hardcore pornography later on, dicks, scat, goatse (i think) and the like. Epileptic flashing and other such nuisances. I've flagged as hardcore adult.

As far as I can tell this flash breaks no rules (though it is rather offensive and disgusting). All of the images that I saw in the flash were made in paint, which means it's probably not a good idea to whistle this one (Hardcore/Adult Status pertains to flashes/movies that show real pictures of people being raped; having sex; mutilated; etc.).

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-29 03:05:28 Reply

So far so good! Keep up the good work, men!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-29 03:22:13 Reply

Even though I'm not part of the NGPD I'd like to say Thanks for the encouragement Sir.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-29 04:00:49 Reply

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/57 3496 This flash was just submitted yesterday.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-29 12:35:27 Reply

Just to clarify, when someone makes a review on a stolen submission that passes through, and they say that it is stolen in their review, is that considered abusive?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-29 14:17:01 Reply

At 6/29/11 12:35 PM, joeyjoah wrote: Just to clarify, when someone makes a review on a stolen submission that passes through, and they say that it is stolen in their review, is that considered abusive?

I don't know for sure, but if it really is stolen, the review shouldn't be considered as abusive on my opinion, it should be rated as helpfull.
But if the flash isn't stolen or doesn't break any of the rules then in that case it should be marked as useless or abusive.

Am I wrong over here or what?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-29 14:44:39 Reply

At 6/29/11 02:17 PM, wallrus wrote: I don't know for sure, but if it really is stolen, the review shouldn't be considered as abusive on my opinion, it should be rated as helpfull.
But if the flash isn't stolen or doesn't break any of the rules then in that case it should be marked as useless or abusive.

Am I wrong over here or what?

Generally Speaking, people really shouldn't make a review on a game/movie stating "Hey, this is Stolen" (or something similar). The reason why is because there is always a possibility that the game/movie may not be stolen and your review could convince others to give the flash an unfair score (thus qualifying your review for deletion).

Here's the direct text provided from FAQ: If you believe an entry is stolen, do not comment about it in your review. If you are wrong, you may convince other users that the entry is stolen and you may cause a legitimate entry to receive an unfairly low score, or have the whistle blown on.

It's better to simply leave a post on either the NGPD or EGB Thread stating your claim and providing evidence (which is why we have these clubs :D).

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-29 14:47:38 Reply

At 6/29/11 02:17 PM, wallrus wrote: I don't know for sure, but if it really is stolen, the review shouldn't be considered as abusive on my opinion, it should be rated as helpfull.
But if the flash isn't stolen or doesn't break any of the rules then in that case it should be marked as useless or abusive.

I'm not sure about this, but my reasoning is one, that isn't a review, but a comment saying that they stole it (doesn't give criticism, stolen or not). Two, obviously not everyone thought it was stolen, so using your review to basically insult the credibility of the submitter doesn't do any good.


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