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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-18 10:33:09 Reply

Way to go Joe (lol), you made it! Congrats on becoming a member. I'm sure you'll do great things here.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-18 11:38:27 Reply

Thanks guys! I've signed up for the NGPD Forums, and I'll send Tails a PM about it.

On another note, things have been a bit slow lately, in terms of stolen content. I should say that this is a good thing, but it's much too quiet. Either that, or I haven't been looking hard enough, lol.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-18 12:47:40 Reply

Congrats to joe for making it in to our little gay clu- er, police dept.

Sorry I couldn't get my vote in, but a cast has been put on my leg turning my computer time from 1 to -8. BUUUUT my DSi has web access. Even so, it has less than 2 MB of free space and is as slow as Tails is to making new recruits apprentices. I'll be lurking and possibly posting but until my leg heals (the super painful lengthening process is almost over!) I'll continue to be a bit inactive.

Oh also, I turned 14 today.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-18 12:58:32 Reply

At 6/18/11 12:47 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: Congrats to joe for making it in to our little gay clu- er, police dept.

Even so, it has less than 2 MB of free space and is as slow as Tails is to making new recruits apprentices.

Hey! I resent that!

Oh also, I turned 14 today.

Oh, that makes it okay then. Getting a segment of your leg pulverized as a birthday present? Sounds like fun! Lighthearted jabs aside, do get well soon(er or later)! Hope they're doping you up like madmen while you're still being treated.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-19 22:41:59 Reply

I'm a little unsure about this one, this is what I know so far:
Pseudolonewolf is listed as the author in the flash. He hasn't submitted it, and he isn't credited. Also, the Fig Hunter website doesn't seem to have anything to do with the user who submitted this to NG.

So I think it's safe to say that it's stolen. Original: http://www.fighunter.com/?page=gamepage&
g=MDK2

I have a bad feeling about this one, though, I just know it'll turn out that I missed the one thing that proves this is the original author lol.

On another note, I'm not sure what prompted me to do an advanced search in this topic for 'dishonorable' (boredom, maybe), but this crew has sure gone through it's share of hardships. I'm now surprised to see that it didn't get locked ages ago.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-19 22:43:36 Reply

NGPD Roster as of Jun 19, 2011:

Good day everyone and happy Father's Day! I didn't do shit because my old man was out of the house for most of the day - probably drinking away his sorrows for having such a lazy and unambitious son (hahaha.... oh <:'{ ) Well anyways, it's that time again for our weekly roster report! It's been pretty slow around here... where'd everyone go? I hope last week didn't cause any heads to explode, so as a result I toned it down a notch.
Also, let's not forget that this week we introduce Joey into our ranks! Always good to see promising new recruits. Also, let's wish ILBC well on his operation, hang in there bro! Remember, sticks and stones lol. Aside from that, not much to say, not a whole lot of abuse reports either. So yeah, looking forward to improvements and some freakin activity around the thread OR YOU'RE ALL FIRED.

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01) 02,292 | 0,000 | 00.00 | --100.00 | wallrus Police Captain
02) 02,226 | 0,000 | 00.00 | --100.00 | Spartan204 Police Captain
03) 02,225 | 0,023 | 03.29 | --100.00 | TailsPrower Police Captain
04) 02,035 | 0,008 | 01.33 | +000.00 | ilikeblamingcrap Police Captain +1
05) 01,837 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | 34Deadman Police Lieutenant +1
06) 01,799 | 0,000 | 00.00 | --100.00 | Gamewiz Police Lieutenant +1
07) 01,629 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | PowerPrower Police Lieutenant +2
08) 01,593 | 0,040 | 06.67 | +000.00 | Rooster Police Lieutenant +4
09) 01,591 | 0,002 | 00.33 | --060.00 | Sectus Police Lieutenant +1
10) 01,568 | 0,003 | 00.50 | +000.00 | Kaizerwolf Police Lieutenant +1
11) 01,256 | 0,001 | 00.17 | --097.30 | Narcissy Police Sergeant +2
12) 01,084 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | Calintz Police Sergeant +2
13) 00,874 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | ToiletPaper Police Officer +2
14) 00,771 | 0,034 | 05.67 | --008.11 | zachdamacman Police Officer +2

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zachdamacman - 34
TailsPrower - 23
ilikeblamingcrap - 8
Kaizerwolf - 3

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
zachdamacman (4)
TailsPrower (2)

Total gain for week: 111

That's 15.86 per day, or 1.13 per day per member.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-19 23:29:05 Reply

At 6/19/11 10:43 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Good day everyone

Hai Tails :3

Also, let's wish ILBC well on his operation, hang in there bro! Remember, sticks and stones lol.

Don't forget titanium rods embedded inside my bone.

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What the fu- I'm not even ON newgrounds anymore and I'm on the top gainers list. Did everyone die from the AIDS I gave them already? This is inexcusable, people.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-19 23:52:47 Reply

That might explain why no one's posting as much nowadays. It's all your fault >:(


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-20 00:11:40 Reply

At 6/19/11 11:52 PM, TailsPrower wrote: That might explain why no one's posting as much nowadays. It's all your fault >:(

Shame I won't be back at college until August, then I'll be doing this all day. I'm amazed how different things are when I'm home vs there.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-20 05:29:11 Reply

At 6/20/11 12:11 AM, Narcissy wrote: Shame I won't be back at college until August, then I'll be doing this all day. I'm amazed how different things are when I'm home vs there.

Wha? You're going an entire summer without NG?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-20 08:09:28 Reply

At 6/20/11 05:29 AM, TailsPrower wrote: Wha? You're going an entire summer without NG?

No, not like that. Just, well, when I'm home I have to work around my step-family, in that time, I like working on flashes and enjoying myself on the computer, I get a lot less time to actually look for flashes that are stolen. I tend to put more time in working on flashes then finding stolen ones -- added to my laziness.

Eh, I really could find the time to look for stolen flashes, really. But it's no where near the time I had in college. Nobody to bother me.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-20 13:02:31 Reply

At 6/20/11 08:09 AM, Narcissy wrote:
At 6/20/11 05:29 AM, TailsPrower wrote:
Eh, I really could find the time to look for stolen flashes, really. But it's no where near the time I had in college. Nobody to bother me.

Haha, I actually know what you mean. During the Summer I have two jobs, plus volunteer work (making it hard to find to make posts on here).

Stolen Flash (I stumbled upon this lol):

Original Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf2aI0CPq QE

The original version is actually quite funny
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-20 21:16:07 Reply

Top five four weeks in a row? Alright! *starts dancing* Anyway, that's a nice surprise. Also, congrats Rooster for the numero uno spot.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-21 00:43:41 Reply

At 6/19/11 11:29 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: Don't forget titanium rods embedded inside my bone.

I told you jumping off of the roof wasn't such a good idea. But what do I know, after all? ;)

Also congrats on turing 14! I used to see aging as almost like leveling...until you start to lose your stats rather than gain them in older age. :/

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What the fu- I'm not even ON newgrounds anymore and I'm on the top gainers list. Did everyone die from the AIDS I gave them already? This is inexcusable, people.

Not to come off as sounding like a huge ass, but really all of us save for a couple of people have been pretty lazy. My main thing at the moment is personal stuff just getting in the way,

So yeah, the whole lot o'ya: SUCK IT! Come back and let's get some stuff done! I'll be b/p'ing the most I can this week considering that after this week I could be on hiatus for a bit. Moving into a new apartment and going to see about getting internet after getting settled in to escape the drama around my folks, haha.

Anyways, be seeing you all at some point or another this week, but around or after Friday it's going to be in the air. Anyone interested in keeping contact after this can PM me and I'll just give you some ways of getting a hold of me. Mind you the option of carrier pigeon might not work so well...or it'd take a while. I'll let you know on that one. ;)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-21 00:46:38 Reply

At 6/21/11 12:43 AM, PowerPrower wrote: So yeah, the whole lot o'ya: SUCK IT!

Pardon me, but I meant to throw an 'UP' at the end of that. Makes no senese when looking at it this way. I got hit with a giant tired feeling midway through that post, so yeah...my apologies for that and the double post. XD

NOW, I think I'll be crashing, since I think I could really need it. x.x


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-22 01:46:16 Reply

At 6/20/11 09:16 PM, zachdamacman wrote: Top five four weeks in a row? Alright! *starts dancing* Anyway, that's a nice surprise. Also, congrats Rooster for the numero uno spot.

Haha, thank you :3
Lately I have seen a decline in whistle worthy submissions. Either that's a good thing, or I haven't been on at the right time of day.
I'm going to guess the latter.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-22 01:53:58 Reply

At 6/22/11 01:46 AM, Rooster wrote:
I'm going to guess the latter.

I guess Im right. Right after I posted that i check the portal and find 2 porn slideshows.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-22 05:25:17 Reply

At 6/22/11 01:53 AM, Rooster wrote:
I guess Im right. Right after I posted that i check the portal and find 2 porn slideshows.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/57 2977
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/57 2981

Hm. The Simpson one got blammed, whereas the Tekken submission passed with a fairly solid score :\ Normally, the person reporting it should contact the admins about it so that it may be addressed retroactively. However, I'm more than willing to take that off your hands, if you'd like.

Also, I just realized that as I'm typing, I'm listening to Rooster from Alice in Chains :P


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-22 05:42:22 Reply

At 6/22/11 05:25 AM, TailsPrower wrote:
Hm. The Simpson one got blammed, whereas the Tekken submission passed with a fairly solid score :\ Normally, the person reporting it should contact the admins about it so that it may be addressed retroactively. However, I'm more than willing to take that off your hands, if you'd like.

You can pm them if you want, I never know what to label it or who its more suited to send to anyway, haha.

Also, I just realized that as I'm typing, I'm listening to Rooster from Alice in Chains :P

You can't snuff the rooster.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-22 06:35:34 Reply

At 6/22/11 05:42 AM, Rooster wrote: You can pm them if you want, I never know what to label it or who its more suited to send to anyway, haha.

No worries, consider it done :)

You can't snuff the rooster.

You know he ain't gonna diieeeeeeeeee


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-23 21:52:05 Reply

Lieutenant J-Rex reporting for duty hoping you can accept me as a part of the Official NGPD.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-23 23:00:01 Reply

I just blammed Awesome Pokemon Battle since it was a useless porn type thing.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-23 23:40:42 Reply

At 6/23/11 09:52 PM, J-Rex wrote: Lieutenant J-Rex reporting for duty hoping you can accept me as a part of the Official NGPD.

I'm pleased to see your enthusiasm, Rex! You've got a nice solid badge there and you're certainly no stranger to the forums. Unfortunately, looking over your post quality, I'm not so excited. You see, I'm encountering a lot of posts that only consists of one word, or a few words at best. Now, there are a few good ones that show thought, but a lot of them are +1 up's. I'll need to see some improvements before we can advance you to the Apprenticeship phase of our recruitment.
Put a little more thought and effort into your posts and, if possible, avoid posting one-liners. I know it's hard to make good posts around General, but if you give it an honest try, then it'll be a regular thing. Elaborate on your points that you find are relevant and share ideas, not just statements.

Another important thing: if you're still interested in joining, then I strongly recommend that you carefully go over the NGPD FAQ in my sig. You'll have to read it anyways if you plan to become a full member, so why not get it out of the way now? If you still have any questions or concerns, feel free to send me a PM and I'll be more than happy to help.

At 6/23/11 11:00 PM, J-Rex wrote: I just blammed Awesome Pokemon Battle since it was a useless porn type thing.

Umm... thanks for sharing. But you don't need to report every blam you score. If you find an abusive submission, that's another story lol.

Good luck!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-23 23:43:10 Reply

At 6/23/11 08:03 AM, tyler2513 wrote: Hey guys what's going on?

No idea since I can't watch it, what is that video about?

I guess I'm back to NG after a long "break" even though I've been checking this place out every once in a while but, yeah...

So how ya guys been anyway?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-23 23:48:33 Reply

Another important thing: if you're still interested in joining, then I strongly recommend that you carefully go over the NGPD FAQ in my sig. You'll have to read it anyways if you plan to become a full member, so why not get it out of the way now? If you still have any questions or concerns, feel free to send me a PM and I'll be more than happy to help.

Sir Yes Sir Lieutenant J-Rex will read the FAQ and improve his post quality and try to stop talking the third person Sir.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-24 01:30:11 Reply

At 6/23/11 11:43 PM, wallrus wrote: I guess I'm back to NG after a long "break" even though I've been checking this place out every once in a while but, yeah...

And here I thought you expired, but glad to see you aren't!

So how ya guys been anyway?

Thing's have been pretty slow, not gonna lie. I'm wagering that most folks decided to up and enjoy the summer apart from the company of this ol establishment. Buuuutt.... something you should be aware of is that I'm doing the Rosters now; Lizzardis had to attend with IRL matters and retired from NG for the foreseeable future. Ditto with Sheizen, as he is on an epic quest to seek order and stability! We have some new members too, which is always exciting! Be sure to acquaint yourself with them.

Anywho, it's great to see you around these parts again. But if you don't mind me asking, are you here to stick around? Or are you more or less visiting? I've removed a handful of members because they were all inactive and whatnot - so I'd appreciate it if you'd let me know!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-24 01:58:18 Reply

At 6/23/11 11:40 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
Put a little more thought and effort into your posts and, if possible, avoid posting one-liners. I know it's hard to make good posts around General, but if you give it an honest try, then it'll be a regular thing.

It isn't that hard. You really only have to just avoid the stupid threads, and actually have something to contribute. And if you never have anything good to contribute to a conversation, then you shouldn't be on a forum in the first place. Maybe more suited to a chat room or something of the like.
But that's just my thinking.

But I do like the guys enthusiasm, so if he does come up to standards I would like to see him join. Or at least an apprentice to see what he can contribute.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-24 07:41:44 Reply

Hay there ladies and gents of the NGPD.

Hope this finds you all well.

I'm still helping keeping the portal free of stolen flashes and general bad animations. Just letting you know that although I may not post here as often as when I was a member I'm still out there.

Viva la NGPD.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-24 10:04:35 Reply

This ndox guy doesn't seem to be the real author, considering he has no other submissions (keep in mind that this website has made many games before) and he has a Hotmail email address. Lately I haven't been as sure, so everyone might want to do a bit of searching around before whistling this.

Original would be here: http://caktoon.com/spongebob/81/spongebo b-burger-express


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-06-24 13:09:15 Reply

At 6/24/11 01:30 AM, TailsPrower wrote:
Anywho, it's great to see you around these parts again. But if you don't mind me asking, are you here to stick around? Or are you more or less visiting? I've removed a handful of members because they were all inactive and whatnot - so I'd appreciate it if you'd let me know!

I think I'll try to be more active again, if I can't show up proper activity untill the next weekend then just erase me from the roster. I don't see a point to have my name on it if I'm not doing anything. I'll see what I can do.


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