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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 22nd, 2011 @ 11:42 AM Reply

At 2/21/11 11:50 PM, BigMike47 wrote: Stolen Flash alert!

Fucking god dammit, it made it through. Has anyone sent a PM to Wade?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 22nd, 2011 @ 12:42 PM Reply

At 2/22/11 11:42 AM, Spartan204 wrote:
At 2/21/11 11:50 PM, BigMike47 wrote: Stolen Flash alert!
Fucking god dammit, it made it through. Has anyone sent a PM to Wade?

Yeah, it was pretty late last night and I had a feeling it would go through (negative whistle points for me I guess D: ). But hey, I'll send a pm to Wade and hopefully he'll look into it.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 22nd, 2011 @ 12:47 PM Reply

At 2/22/11 04:59 AM, Rory wrote: A note to the ngpd:

Can you please stop bloody flagging stuff while I'm asleep? It's rather difficult for me to get any of these points whilst I'm asleep, hell, I only got my bronze whistle from flagging reviews like crazy.
/rant

Hahaha, you and your silly timezones :3


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 22nd, 2011 @ 04:34 PM Reply

At 2/22/11 04:59 AM, Rory wrote:
/rant

No.

Just stop sleeping, silly brit.
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 22nd, 2011 @ 05:46 PM Reply

At 2/22/11 12:47 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Hahaha, you and your silly timezones :3

Thank goodness for being on the same timezone as NG in general. XD

Also, I had WAY more crap to clean up seemingly, as I've just gotten done with the basic essentials back here in this room. Thursday is going to be my bedroom and the walls back here, since we unfortunately have people who smoke in my house. :/

Gonna do the rounds now since I haven't yet today, I got my stuff all ready in case something big goes down in the process. :p


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 22nd, 2011 @ 07:55 PM Reply

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 23rd, 2011 @ 09:44 AM Reply

Hello, comrades in arms.

Lizzardis (who is a very dear friend of mine) recently asked me for some help in tracking weekly stats for the Newgrounds Police Department. I had written some tracking programs for the Elite Guard, and Lizz manages the roster there. He asked if I could replicate the programs and modify them to help him manage the NGPD as well.

After a little work, I am happy to announce that the NGPD stats are now being captured daily, automatically, just like the EGB stats. And you have your own little site to check the stats any time you'd like: NGPD Stats (on my server)

The snapshots are generally grabbed about midnight, and the "week" begins at 8 AM Sunday. By next Sunday morning you should see some meaningful results. You also have the ability to see the growth between ANY two snapshots - just select the days and let the program do it's magic.

I have PM'd Lizz about this, as he will be maintaining the online roster. If you have any issues, please let me know (and Lizz as well). This way, if he gets busy, the information will still be captured and processed for all to see.

Hope you like it!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 23rd, 2011 @ 12:01 PM Reply

Byte, we are so very fortunate to have someone as resourceful and generous as you with us! When Lizzardis told me about this development I quite nearly shat bricks. I have utmost faith that this new implement will become a resounding success :)

Thank you Byte for this most wonderful gift!
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 23rd, 2011 @ 03:47 PM Reply

At 2/23/11 12:01 PM, TailsPrower wrote: I quite nearly shat bricks.

I literally shit bricks. Fucking high tech shit we have going on in here.

Speaking of high tech, any word on the Flash, yet? ;)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 23rd, 2011 @ 03:58 PM Reply

At 2/23/11 03:47 PM, MrCrawford wrote: I literally shit bricks. Fucking high tech shit we have going on in here.

Speaking of high tech, any word on the Flash, yet? ;)

Eeeep it's MrCrawford! I've PMed another person who could possibly animate for us with no word back yet. And now that you are here, is it possible, sir, for you to voice act yourself in said flash? I'd like whoever to voice act themselves to make it a bit more real.

But if you can't, I will understand, sir.

*salute*

BigMike you better stand up straight in front of your elder.
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 23rd, 2011 @ 04:38 PM Reply

At 2/23/11 03:58 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:
At 2/23/11 03:47 PM, MrCrawford wrote: I literally shit bricks. Fucking high tech shit we have going on in here.

Speaking of high tech, any word on the Flash, yet? ;)
Eeeep it's MrCrawford! I've PMed another person who could possibly animate for us with no word back yet. And now that you are here, is it possible, sir, for you to voice act yourself in said flash? I'd like whoever to voice act themselves to make it a bit more real.

But if you can't, I will understand, sir.

*salute*

BigMike you better stand up straight in front of your elder.

I'm actually pretty down. I just started working with my University's radio station, so I have access to some good equipment to give you a clear take (I'd have to do it on my personal time, but I should be pretty free around the Ides of March).


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 23rd, 2011 @ 05:06 PM Reply

At 2/23/11 04:38 PM, MrCrawford wrote: I'm actually pretty down. I just started working with my University's radio station, so I have access to some good equipment to give you a clear take (I'd have to do it on my personal time, but I should be pretty free around the Ides of March).

Hell yes that makes things much more easy! Once I get an animator we can start writing and you obviously get a say on the script and what not.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 23rd, 2011 @ 05:38 PM Reply

At 2/23/11 03:58 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:
BigMike you better stand up straight in front of your elder.

It's an honor to see the founder of the NGPD here sir!
*salutes*

If there's any way I can help with the flash (i.e. voice or scripting) just let me know, I'd be more than happy to contribute.
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 23rd, 2011 @ 09:23 PM Reply

Malicious/Bugged Flash Game

I've never had this problem occur before every time I press start on the flash, my whole computer gets all bugged up and I have to restart my comp. (tried this 5 times only happens with this flash). Perhaps this is just an isolated incident or this game is bugged, maybe one of you guys can check it out and tell me whether to blam or whistle.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 23rd, 2011 @ 09:44 PM Reply

At 2/23/11 09:23 PM, BigMike47 wrote: Malicious/Bugged Flash Game
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56 3210
I've never had this problem occur before every time I press start on the flash, my whole computer gets all bugged up and I have to restart my comp. (tried this 5 times only happens with this flash). Perhaps this is just an isolated incident or this game is bugged, maybe one of you guys can check it out and tell me whether to blam or whistle.

If that happens with your computer then Flag away. the creator of this game put some malicious code in the game to case this to happen. Also feel free to vote 0 on it as well just in case to help send it to the graveyard.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 23rd, 2011 @ 09:47 PM Reply

At 2/23/11 09:44 PM, LittleWashu wrote: If that happens with your computer then Flag away. the creator of this game put some malicious code in the game to case this to happen. Also feel free to vote 0 on it as well just in case to help send it to the graveyard.

Darn I missed it! But thanks Washu, now at least I'll know for next time.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 23rd, 2011 @ 11:40 PM Reply

At 2/23/11 03:47 PM, MrCrawford wrote: I literally shit bricks. Fucking high tech shit we have going on in here.

Well I'll be! Nice to see you again MrCrawford, been a long time since I've seen you at least.

What with a four year absence on my part, lol.

Anywho, now that I'm FINALLY home, I'm going to at least get my experience for today, along with some hopeful B/P. After that, I'll be going again until tomorrow afternoon, which I'll spend most of cleaning up more before company over the weekend.

From Friday to Monday afternoon I won't be on a whole lot during this time, but will make sure to stop in to see how things are going, plus get my experience at the least per day.

Hope you're all well, see you on the flip side! :D

*salute*


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 23rd, 2011 @ 11:55 PM Reply

At 2/23/11 11:40 PM, PowerPrower wrote: From Friday to Monday afternoon I won't be on a whole lot during this time, but will make sure to stop in to see how things are going, plus get my experience at the least per day.

Hope you're all well, see you on the flip side! :D

*salute*

And just like that Prower scampers off again, never to be seen again for another handful of years.

*sigh*
*salute*

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 24th, 2011 @ 12:08 AM Reply

At 2/23/11 11:55 PM, TailsPrower wrote: And just like that Prower scampers off again, never to be seen again for another handful of years.

*sigh*
*salute*

Lol that would be ironic and extremely depressing D:

Right when I thought I made a new bud too.....*begins walking to the general forums* with the sad Incredible Hulk theme playing in the background
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 24th, 2011 @ 12:26 AM Reply

Prower what the fuck you are ruining future episodes of the series.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 24th, 2011 @ 01:18 AM Reply

At 2/24/11 12:26 AM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: Prower what the fuck you are ruining future episodes of the series.

I don't know why, but I found that comment to be extremely clever and lulzy.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 24th, 2011 @ 12:56 PM Reply

At 2/23/11 11:55 PM, TailsPrower, BigMike47, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:

WHY PROWER, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?! *DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUUUUN*

....I'm highly amused by all of this, I have to say. I'm not going to vanish and never return XD and now I'm pretty much convinced that I have to post something now, or else people will be sad. So I will, and my company will just have to like it, cause the NGPD needs me. :P

With that said, I better be getting more than a bit part in these future episodes now, I'm going to expect a pay raise, my own trailer and a hot tub in said trailer. If these demands cannot be met...well...I guess I just don't get them. :C

*Hulk walking away music returns, walks down the side of a road into the distance*

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 24th, 2011 @ 01:17 PM Reply

At 2/24/11 12:56 PM, PowerPrower wrote: With that said, I better be getting more than a bit part in these future episodes now, I'm going to expect a pay raise, my own trailer and a hot tub in said trailer. If these demands cannot be met...well...I guess I just don't get them. :C

Noooooo we've gave him too much attention, and created a monster. But how come he gets all the kewl stuff while Im workin my butt off lol, Tails I demand everything that he has suggested and my own pet dinosaur! If my demands are not met as well within 24 hours then i will go back to doing what I usually do and feel all sad.

Now let's start the Negotiations :D
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 24th, 2011 @ 01:41 PM Reply

At 2/24/11 12:56 PM, PowerPrower wrote: ....I'm highly amused by all of this, I have to say. I'm not going to vanish and never return XD and now I'm pretty much convinced that I have to post something now, or else people will be sad. So I will, and my company will just have to like it, cause the NGPD needs me. :P

Haha I was mostly just kidding around, although truth be told you have established a solid reputation of disappearing :3 Anyways, onto other matters, I just want to commend all of you for really helping out by reporting abusive submissions and the like. It brings activity to this crew and does justice to the Portal, so keep up the good work everyone, your efforts are greatly appreciated!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 24th, 2011 @ 02:02 PM Reply

At 2/24/11 01:41 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Haha I was mostly just kidding around, although truth be told you have established a solid reputation of disappearing :3

I know you were, but what can I say? I can't really defend myself on that subject, considering the weighted pile of evidence throughout the old thread that says exactly that. XD Maybe I should become like a ghost or something, going undercover and become something like how Peyton Westlake became Dark Man. Wearing disguises to get around!

Or maybe just be myself, and say forget about it lol
Anyways, onto other matters, I just want to commend all of you for really helping out by reporting abusive submissions and the like. It brings activity to this crew and does justice to the Portal, so keep up the good work everyone, your efforts are greatly appreciated!

I'd have to agree on that, it brings more conversation here and we're helping each other out, plus ourselves in the process in the ways of points. Starting in the evenings now I think I'll start going through some flashes to see if anything exists to bring to attention, and bring it to light on the PF, since I feel like I'm doing close to nothing in the ways of helping out with this sort of thing. I'll get to cracking on that tonight. :)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 24th, 2011 @ 03:11 PM Reply

Hello. I have been an avid NG user for quite a while now. I have always been involved in removing offensive/abusive animations (and often audio).
I am currently at the rank of security gaurd and would like to know if I coul join the NGPD.
Here is my resume:

Name: Christopher
NG Level - 15
Aura - Light.
Rank - Security Gaurd.
Wistle Rank - None yet

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 24th, 2011 @ 04:09 PM Reply

I know I am not a member of the NGPD, but I wanted to bring an animation to your attention:
Here is what I found. You guys should help to remove it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/563278

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 24th, 2011 @ 05:03 PM Reply

Unsuitable Flash

Contains just ONE image of what i can only imagine to be a mutilated vagina. Be careful, very NSFW.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 24th, 2011 @ 05:18 PM Reply

At 2/24/11 05:03 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Unsuitable Flash
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56 3289
Contains just ONE image of what i can only imagine to be a mutilated vagina. Be careful, very NSFW.

Holy fucking shit that it awful. Glad I could at least flag it.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Feb. 24th, 2011 @ 05:22 PM Reply

At 2/24/11 05:18 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: Holy fucking shit that it awful. Glad I could at least flag it.

"This submission has been marked for administrative review. Please check back later."
Good job guys. Another one bits the dust!