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A note to the ngpd:

Can you please stop bloody flagging stuff while I'm asleep? It's rather difficult for me to get any of these points whilst I'm asleep, hell, I only got my bronze whistle from flagging reviews like crazy.

/rant

At 2/22/11 04:59 AM, Rory wrote: A note to the ngpd:

Can you please stop bloody flagging stuff while I'm asleep? It's rather difficult for me to get any of these points whilst I'm asleep, hell, I only got my bronze whistle from flagging reviews like crazy.

/rant

It is first come first serve man. If they don't flag it someone else will, or worse it might pass judgement before it is marked. Better the flash get marked for review then pass judgement.

At 2/21/11 11:50 PM, BigMike47 wrote: Stolen Flash alert!

Fucking god dammit, it made it through. Has anyone sent a PM to Wade?

At 2/22/11 04:59 AM, Rory wrote:

/rant

No.

Just stop sleeping, silly brit.

At 2/22/11 12:47 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Hahaha, you and your silly timezones :3

Thank goodness for being on the same timezone as NG in general. XD

Also, I had WAY more crap to clean up seemingly, as I've just gotten done with the basic essentials back here in this room. Thursday is going to be my bedroom and the walls back here, since we unfortunately have people who smoke in my house. :/

Gonna do the rounds now since I haven't yet today, I got my stuff all ready in case something big goes down in the process. :p

Hello, comrades in arms.

Lizzardis (who is a very dear friend of mine) recently asked me for some help in tracking weekly stats for the Newgrounds Police Department. I had written some tracking programs for the Elite Guard, and Lizz manages the roster there. He asked if I could replicate the programs and modify them to help him manage the NGPD as well.

After a little work, I am happy to announce that the NGPD stats are now being captured daily, automatically, just like the EGB stats. And you have your own little site to check the stats any time you'd like: NGPD Stats (on my server)

The snapshots are generally grabbed about midnight, and the "week" begins at 8 AM Sunday. By next Sunday morning you should see some meaningful results. You also have the ability to see the growth between ANY two snapshots - just select the days and let the program do it's magic.

I have PM'd Lizz about this, as he will be maintaining the online roster. If you have any issues, please let me know (and Lizz as well). This way, if he gets busy, the information will still be captured and processed for all to see.

Hope you like it!

*Salutes*

At 2/23/11 12:01 PM, TailsPrower wrote: I quite nearly shat bricks.

I literally shit bricks. Fucking high tech shit we have going on in here.

Speaking of high tech, any word on the Flash, yet? ;)

At 2/23/11 03:47 PM, MrCrawford wrote: I literally shit bricks. Fucking high tech shit we have going on in here.

Speaking of high tech, any word on the Flash, yet? ;)

Eeeep it's MrCrawford! I've PMed another person who could possibly animate for us with no word back yet. And now that you are here, is it possible, sir, for you to voice act yourself in said flash? I'd like whoever to voice act themselves to make it a bit more real.

But if you can't, I will understand, sir.

*salute*

BigMike you better stand up straight in front of your elder.

At 2/23/11 03:58 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:

At 2/23/11 03:47 PM, MrCrawford wrote: I literally shit bricks. Fucking high tech shit we have going on in here.

Speaking of high tech, any word on the Flash, yet? ;)

Eeeep it's MrCrawford! I've PMed another person who could possibly animate for us with no word back yet. And now that you are here, is it possible, sir, for you to voice act yourself in said flash? I'd like whoever to voice act themselves to make it a bit more real.

But if you can't, I will understand, sir.

*salute*

BigMike you better stand up straight in front of your elder.

I'm actually pretty down. I just started working with my University's radio station, so I have access to some good equipment to give you a clear take (I'd have to do it on my personal time, but I should be pretty free around the Ides of March).

At 2/23/11 04:38 PM, MrCrawford wrote: I'm actually pretty down. I just started working with my University's radio station, so I have access to some good equipment to give you a clear take (I'd have to do it on my personal time, but I should be pretty free around the Ides of March).

Hell yes that makes things much more easy! Once I get an animator we can start writing and you obviously get a say on the script and what not.

At 2/23/11 09:23 PM, BigMike47 wrote: Malicious/Bugged Flash Game
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56 3210
I've never had this problem occur before every time I press start on the flash, my whole computer gets all bugged up and I have to restart my comp. (tried this 5 times only happens with this flash). Perhaps this is just an isolated incident or this game is bugged, maybe one of you guys can check it out and tell me whether to blam or whistle.

If that happens with your computer then Flag away. the creator of this game put some malicious code in the game to case this to happen. Also feel free to vote 0 on it as well just in case to help send it to the graveyard.

At 2/23/11 03:47 PM, MrCrawford wrote: I literally shit bricks. Fucking high tech shit we have going on in here.

Well I'll be! Nice to see you again MrCrawford, been a long time since I've seen you at least.

What with a four year absence on my part, lol.

Anywho, now that I'm FINALLY home, I'm going to at least get my experience for today, along with some hopeful B/P. After that, I'll be going again until tomorrow afternoon, which I'll spend most of cleaning up more before company over the weekend.

From Friday to Monday afternoon I won't be on a whole lot during this time, but will make sure to stop in to see how things are going, plus get my experience at the least per day.

Hope you're all well, see you on the flip side! :D

*salute*

Prower what the fuck you are ruining future episodes of the series.

At 2/23/11 11:55 PM, TailsPrower, BigMike47, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:

WHY PROWER, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?! *DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUUUUN*

....I'm highly amused by all of this, I have to say. I'm not going to vanish and never return XD and now I'm pretty much convinced that I have to post something now, or else people will be sad. So I will, and my company will just have to like it, cause the NGPD needs me. :P

With that said, I better be getting more than a bit part in these future episodes now, I'm going to expect a pay raise, my own trailer and a hot tub in said trailer. If these demands cannot be met...well...I guess I just don't get them. :C

*Hulk walking away music returns, walks down the side of a road into the distance*

At 2/24/11 01:41 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Haha I was mostly just kidding around, although truth be told you have established a solid reputation of disappearing :3

I know you were, but what can I say? I can't really defend myself on that subject, considering the weighted pile of evidence throughout the old thread that says exactly that. XD Maybe I should become like a ghost or something, going undercover and become something like how Peyton Westlake became Dark Man. Wearing disguises to get around!

Or maybe just be myself, and say forget about it lol
Anyways, onto other matters, I just want to commend all of you for really helping out by reporting abusive submissions and the like. It brings activity to this crew and does justice to the Portal, so keep up the good work everyone, your efforts are greatly appreciated!

I'd have to agree on that, it brings more conversation here and we're helping each other out, plus ourselves in the process in the ways of points. Starting in the evenings now I think I'll start going through some flashes to see if anything exists to bring to attention, and bring it to light on the PF, since I feel like I'm doing close to nothing in the ways of helping out with this sort of thing. I'll get to cracking on that tonight. :)

Hello. I have been an avid NG user for quite a while now. I have always been involved in removing offensive/abusive animations (and often audio).
I am currently at the rank of security gaurd and would like to know if I coul join the NGPD.
Here is my resume:

Name: Christopher
NG Level - 15
Aura - Light.
Rank - Security Gaurd.
Wistle Rank - None yet

I know I am not a member of the NGPD, but I wanted to bring an animation to your attention:
Here is what I found. You guys should help to remove it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/563278

Unsuitable Flash

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  How long can u last by cctech1001

  Click to view.

  Type

  Game

  Rated

  Adults Only

Contains just ONE image of what i can only imagine to be a mutilated vagina. Be careful, very NSFW.