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At 8/29/10 07:31 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Joining the list:
ToiletPaper

A nice welcome back to an old friend! I got word off Tails that he wanted to reappear... So here he is! In all his glorious man gloriousness! :D

Thank you, thank you. I'll take my grammy award now.
The REAL TP is back, bitches.

for those who don't know, tails was the old TP (tailspower, TP, get it?). I'm the new and improved version of grandpa over there.
Leaving the list:
mwmike - Private

After the deletion of the spammer, as mentioned above, good ol' Mike ranked out of this club! I would hope to see you on the EGB roster soon enough Mike... That's if... You'll willing to join, or even want to! See you around buddy. ;)

See ya around, mike. Good luck in the EGB if you plan on joining.

SpiffyMasta - Private

Looks like Tails has got a job on his hands as unexpectedly... Spiffy, our good ol' Unit-Ops, has RANKED OUT of the NGPD! Ahh well, you can still be 2nd in command even though you're not in the club... Right? Hmmm.

hehehehehehehehe
Wait, liz, weren't you unit ops once? If so, I'm sure Spiff can still be our unit ops.

Domo - Private

Ahhh, we lose yet another recruit as he ranks out with pride! We saw Domo begin his life in the NGPD and fly out of it in what seems like, a blink of an eye! Fair well Domo... I would hope the 2nd chance by the EGB will do you well, and that I shall see you in there soon!

Good luck with that, domo. Hope you get in sooner or later.

>>>16 ][ 0874 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ ToiletPaper Police Officer *NEW*

Dammit, all the way back to 16th? I remember when I was 10th....

At 8/29/10 07:44 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Friggin A, TP, it's been too long. Where the hell have you been!

In my basement fapping, my man.
Where else?

At 8/29/10 07:53 PM, Decky wrote: Nice to see ToiletPaper back again :). See ya in the portal dude.

:D

At 8/29/10 08:12 PM, Domo wrote: I thought he was already a member cause I see him in the PF quite a lot
Oh he is coming back. Welcome back!

*bows*

At 8/29/10 08:23 PM, 34Deadman wrote: I saw TP on the Club and Crews section before I went out for a BBQ. Didn't know I would past here to rejoin. Welvome back TP(you might not know me but you will soon enough)

Oh don't worry, I know you. I lurk here quite a lot. I know more about you than you think...
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Anyway, thanks for the welcome back guys, hope I can be as active as I once was.

Only God knows how much I'll lurk on the pf.

At 8/30/10 11:57 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Now I have a new goal, beat 247 per week and try for 250! Wish me luck y'all! :)

Good luck with that dude. Think my personal best is like 203 or something just over 200. Couldn't get that now, think that was the week about half my mates went on holiday, wish I went. Instead I spent a week in the portal XD.

O' what a grand life I lead :).

At 8/30/10 06:27 PM, Decky wrote: O' what a grand life I lead :).

Haha, sounds pretty fun to me.

200 B/P points in one day? I don't think i can do that without ranking out. Realistically, if I stuck around at home all day, I could do it. I lead a very "interesting" life so this is just not possible sometimes.
I'm trying to fix my ratio, so I'm too picky to get that many points. I love the portal, and I often review flashes instead of vote to protect. It's funny, I haven't wrote this many reviews in a month for years.
I think I have averaged 60 B/P points per week, and I'm happy with that number. Naturally, as school starts back up, I'll slow down.
Back to lurking!

Hey guys you don't mind looking at the previous page? ilikeblamingcrap asked if they could join us. So if you don't mind please look into that okay.

At 8/29/10 07:59 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: Well I've accually heard about this place but never really wanted to join. Now that I accually read some of the posts and found out what you do I would like to this time. I know my post history isn't that great and don't expect to get in on my first try here but I want to at least know what I could do to get in if I try a second time.

Whew, thanks for the reminder, dead.
First one in a while. Ok, let's see here...

Badge: Way above average entrance standards, so great over there.
Whistle: not a requirement, but still amazing job there.
Posts: Could use a little work, especially the ones on page two and beyond. Mostly either 1 liners or just overall non-contributing material.

Recommendation: I'm not the Unit-Ops or anything like that, so I have no influence over the final decision, but I say you should improve your posting habits and come back here after that happens. I don't like what I saw on the second page and beyond that. Good luck nonetheless, though.

You know I can get a some Blams a day if I stay in the portal for a few hours. Whats the big deal about your ratio guys? I have never been really concerned in my ratio I just B/P.

At 8/31/10 12:05 AM, 34Deadman wrote: You know I can get a some Blams a day if I stay in the portal for a few hours. Whats the big deal about your ratio guys? I have never been really concerned in my ratio I just B/P.

My ratio isn't too good, but I don't really find that a problem.

At 8/31/10 12:05 AM, 34Deadman wrote: You know I can get a some Blams a day if I stay in the portal for a few hours. Whats the big deal about your ratio guys? I have never been really concerned in my ratio I just B/P.

If you want to join The Elite Guard Barracks after here one of the things they look at is your B/P ratio. I always try to keep mine above 1:2. To be honest I'm not to sure what ratio they are looking for but I think as long as you have better then about 1:5 its ok.

Well gents, I unexpectedly ranked out today. I guess Wade decided to delete 15 flashes at once, and I went over the limit and became a private. Until we find me an appropriate replacement, I will remain the Unit-Ops until further notice. You're not getting rid of me that easily.

DAMN!

At 8/31/10 10:14 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote: Well gents, I unexpectedly ranked out today.

Going back a page, I noticed, I ranked out earlier than I thought. Well I only noticed today, so ignore my first phrase.

Anyway like many mentioned, I am not going anywhere, do not worry young grasshoppers. They'll have to pry you from my cold dead hands before I leave. If Tails will allow me to remain as the Unit-Ops I will gladly keep the job. If he wishes to keep the job within the NGPD, which I can understand, then I will still stick around MOFOS.

What, you're not going to apply to the EGB? Well that's no fun! No reason you can't still be the unit-ops for the NGPD and be in the EGB as well, right? I mean Lizz is the NGPD Liaison for the EGB as well as the Records officer for the EGB. Come on Spiffy, join us!

*monotone voice* One of us, one of us, one of us, one of us!

At 8/30/10 11:54 AM, Figter wrote: uh..hi
Just checking in showing im still alive,
dont really have anything else to say just wanted to say hai.

;3

Well I've no idea how long you've been without posting over here but I've been out a very long time.
There is what about 10 pages since I posted the last time.

At 8/31/10 02:57 PM, wallrus wrote: Well I've no idea how long you've been without posting over here but I've been out a very long time.
There is what about 10 pages since I posted the last time.

Heh, I missed about 50 and they still love me <3

At 8/29/10 07:31 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Sunday 29th August 2010
Good evening NGPD!
5. MiLink - 31

No. ## ][ B/P ][ Gain ][ Gain/Day ][ Name, Rank]

>>>18 ][ 0660 ][ 0031 ][ 6.20 ][ MiLink Police Officer

Wow, 5th? That's pretty cool. Like I say, it's just a motivator to get myself up the list!

At 8/31/10 06:39 AM, Decky wrote:

At 8/31/10 12:05 AM, 34Deadman wrote: You know I can get a some Blams a day if I stay in the portal for a few hours. Whats the big deal about your ratio guys? I have never been really concerned in my ratio I just B/P.

If you want to join The Elite Guard Barracks after here one of the things they look at is your B/P ratio. I always try to keep mine above 1:2. To be honest I'm not to sure what ratio they are looking for but I think as long as you have better then about 1:5 its ok.

The EGB looks at your ratio?! Meh I don't have to worry though the way I go at my B/P. It is a little balanced(to me anyway). Also guys I need to get less then 50 B/P to get to my next rank so expect me to come and saying I got a new badge.

At 8/29/10 07:31 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Leaving the list:
mwmike - Private

This is bad, very bad. D: I come into the club to post apologies for missing out on a few pages and saying that I'll be back very, very soon, and it turns out that I've ranked out. If I didn't close up that last few B/P to keep up with Spiff that would have taken me to 2,999 (my retirement goal), too. Baaaaaaad. D:

I just shat a little.

After the deletion of the spammer, as mentioned above, good ol' Mike ranked out of this club! I would hope to see you on the EGB roster soon enough Mike... That's if... You'll willing to join, or even want to! See you around buddy. ;)

I was hoping to do a Tails (maybe stay in even longer), not rank out and stay in the club forever and ever and ever, but seeing as I'm no longer a policefag perhaps the EGB is the right place to go. I wonder if they'll be able to tolerate my constant absences. :/

SpiffyMasta - Private

There's another one? Another to wallow in pity with me. :D

MUDBATH, GUISE

At 8/30/10 11:57 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: when I was in the NGPD along with Lizz, Porkchop, Mike, and Krev.

The good ol' days, eh? :3

Anyways, goodbye, NGPD. I'll fucking miss you.

*cue Hero's Final Day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcPS2BQ9 EHA)*

And yes, I did steal this image from insanimation. What're you going to do about it?

Hey mwmike are you heading to the EGB? To me your a cool user and I bet they let you in easy(Like you said maybe they will think about your absence here). Did you keep that picture that animation did or you went back now and tweaked it? To bad he isn't active anymore. He seemed like a good guy(looking at his post here).

At 8/31/10 10:03 PM, 34Deadman wrote: Hey mwmike are you heading to the EGB?

I probably will be, I'm thinking of spending a few weeks away from the BBS, then in the next half term (in about eight weeks, so perhaps I'll give it a try before then) trying to get some momentum going on my B/P, and when that starts to rack up I'll apply.

To me your a cool user and I bet they let you in easy(Like you said maybe they will think about your absence here).

I think the main thing that would be going for me in getting in is my previous position as a commissioned member and the fact that I'm friends with a lot of the EGB's experienced officers from back when they were new applicants here. Thinking about it quite a few EGB members go through periods of activity, so that shouldn't be too much of a problem.

Did you keep that picture that animation did or you went back now and tweaked it?

I copied and pasted a frame of it into paint and swapped our names around, to be honest. :3

To bad he isn't active anymore. He seemed like a good guy(looking at his post here).

Alongside Lizzardis he was probably the one person on Newgrounds who I was the closest to, we were best buddies and such for quite a while. :3 It's a shame that I don't speak to him much anymore, but occasionally I have a good chat with him and that's definitely enjoyable. In my two years in the club (well, minus eight days, I ranked out just before my second anniversary), he's definitely in the top three members of the club I've met.

At 8/31/10 10:11 PM, mwmike wrote:

At 8/31/10 10:03 PM, 34Deadman wrote: Hey mwmike are you heading to the EGB?

I probably will be, I'm thinking of spending a few weeks away from the BBS, then in the next half term (in about eight weeks, so perhaps I'll give it a try before then) trying to get some momentum going on my B/P, and when that starts to rack up I'll apply.

Good luck getting in my man! Probably don't need it though.

To me your a cool user and I bet they let you in easy(Like you said maybe they will think about your absence here).

I think the main thing that would be going for me in getting in is my previous position as a commissioned member and the fact that I'm friends with a lot of the EGB's experienced officers from back when they were new applicants here. Thinking about it quite a few EGB members go through periods of activity, so that shouldn't be too much of a problem.

By the sounds of it you have a very good chance of getting in. Having friends in high places do have alot of benifits don't haha.

To bad he isn't active anymore. He seemed like a good guy(looking at his post here).

Alongside Lizzardis he was probably the one person on Newgrounds who I was the closest to, we were best buddies and such for quite a while. :3 It's a shame that I don't speak to him much anymore, but occasionally I have a good chat with him and that's definitely enjoyable. In my two years in the club (well, minus eight days, I ranked out just before my second anniversary), he's definitely in the top three members of the club I've met.

He moved on from here. Wish I had met him atleast once here. You spent 2 years here... you sir are a dedicated member(next to tails and many others) here and hope you continue to post here.

At 8/31/10 10:21 PM, 34Deadman wrote: He moved on from here. Wish I had met him atleast once here. You spent 2 years here... you sir are a dedicated member(next to tails and many others) here and hope you continue to post here.

Until the other day I was the current second longest serving member, I'm not sure who is now, although it's definitely someone who signed up around February 2009, I believe we have no more 2008 applicants in the force.

At 8/31/10 11:30 PM, mwmike wrote: Until the other day I was the current second longest serving member, I'm not sure who is now, although it's definitely someone who signed up around February 2009, I believe we have no more 2008 applicants in the force.

I joined in the middle of March 09, so it might be me. I'm just a little too lazy to look up the start date of everyone else on the roaster though.

I'm not meant to actually post here, rah rah rah, politics, but I have reason to beleive this flash is stolen

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The 'author' would likely have a username that sound more well... Professionall, as well as an emil adress thatn would likely be on the sites server, not only that, but the 'Put this game on your website' link sends you to a page where you can download SWF files for many games.

At 8/31/10 11:56 PM, TheSongSalad wrote: I joined in the middle of March 09, so it might be me. I'm just a little too lazy to look up the start date of everyone else on the roaster though.

I joined on Page 331, on the 26th of June, 2009, and I did just spend about 10 minutes finding the page in the thread.

At 8/29/10 07:59 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: Well I've accually heard about this place but never really wanted to join. Now that I accually read some of the posts and found out what you do I would like to this time. I know my post history isn't that great and don't expect to get in on my first try here but I want to at least know what I could do to get in if I try a second time.

Thanks again to 34deadman for reminding us about this one! Sorry I missed it before. :)

Rank: More than sufficient: check1
Post Count: More than sufficient: check!
Post Quality: Yikes.

While you do have quite a few good, thought worthy posts, a lot of them are simple +1 posts and one liners. While I can't argue with the quality of those few posts, your first page of posts has nearly all of them as +1 posts.

I realize that we all can't resist to post like that every once and a while, but if it were up to me, I would say no. You've got some work to do. I don't know what the big brass will say, but we'll see.

At 9/1/10 10:42 AM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Thanks again to 34deadman for reminding us about this one! Sorry I missed it before. :)

Rank: More than sufficient: check1
Post Count: More than sufficient: check!
Post Quality: Yikes.

While you do have quite a few good, thought worthy posts, a lot of them are simple +1 posts and one liners. While I can't argue with the quality of those few posts, your first page of posts has nearly all of them as +1 posts.

I realize that we all can't resist to post like that every once and a while, but if it were up to me, I would say no. You've got some work to do. I don't know what the big brass will say, but we'll see.

He got denied for joining us. But he told me he will reapply again in the future. Anyways guys you might have not noticed that I wasn't around the portal or here yesterday. Reason is I was spending all day in the hospital wating for my mom to finish surgery. The doctors removed her goul bladder I think and me and my dad probably will have to pick her up today.

****MALICIOUS FLASH ALERT****

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Causes pop-ups! Firefox just blocked 18 pop-up windows for me!

copy/pasta'd from the EGB.

Sorry for the double post guys but I know this flash is malicous! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/54 7125 it has pop up windows as soon as you press play and you can't get rid of the pop ups and they show old guys fucking each other!