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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 19:53:12 Reply

At 3/19/10 06:58 PM, mwmike wrote: Honestly, I have no idea about whether you'll get a place in the force or not, it's all up to Tails or Spiffy from here onwards.

Agreed on this one. It's 50-50. Though the post length is alright, the posts themselves seem to borderline spam. They are definitely on the immature side. Quality > Quantity, don't you agree tails/spiff? (whoever gets here first).

Anyway, good luck roger. I think you might need it.

also, sorry for this post sounding very ominous. I didn't mean it that way, but I can't see another way to put my thoughts.

I'm a mod!/ Sign up for the NGPD, To Blam and Protect. Post in the thread if you want to join, all new recruits are welcome! :)

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 20:37:57 Reply

wow. another recruit right after the last one. I'm not sure if it'll help any, but I'd vouch for RogerBK. I'm in the Review Request Club like he is, and he's pretty dedicated to it. I don't know about his other posts, but he always seems to be pretty decent in there, and he's one of the few people that get 100% some weeks. I think that shows he's dedicated, and while at times he might be a bit spammy, mostly it seems to be because of a lack of activity in the club, and he's trying to jump start it a bit.

We could tell him to lay off that a little bit, and I honestly think he'd be a good member of the club. Not that my opinion matters, but I thought I'd just mention this before Spiffy or Tails decides to accept/reject him.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 21:19:27 Reply

Boo. I has teh boredom.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 21:33:49 Reply

Sorry 'bout the EGB post...

I'm still learning a bit of English and i didn't understand what was the thread, but, after reading the first post of this thread, I know it's not just a kind of normal thread...

And about my acts, I'm very idiot sometimes, but when I have to be serious, I'll be!! I know that I need to have some limits here in NG...

Anyways, thank you guys for answering me, you are really cool!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 21:37:32 Reply

At 3/19/10 05:49 PM, RogerBK wrote: Guys, can I enter the NGPD??

Hey Roger, glad to see that you're interested in joining the NGPD! I'm Tails, the head honcho around here. I'm glad to see that you've got the right idea about our crew, so without further ado, let's get on with the inspection!

Badge. Check.

Post count. Check

Post quality. It seems you're extremely active in the Clubs & Crew forum, which is sorta good. Overall it seems you've been making a name for yourself in the review request club so I'm quite impressed with your efforts to contribute to NG. Your posting quality could use some work but they're certainly not half bad. Ah what the heck, CHECK!

I think you'd make a good recruit, Roger! Therefore, I now deem you ready for the Apprenticeship, which is a one-week observational period where we monitor how you contribute to the NGPD. If you pass, you will become a full-fledged member. If you do not pass, you will be taken off the member list and will not become a member.

If you have any questions at all, check out the NGPD FAQ page in my sig. If that doesn't help, you're more than welcome to contact either me or SpiffyMasta, the second-in-command.

Congratulations on making this far Roger! Do your best!
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 21:37:50 Reply

well we haven't actualy answered if you are in or not... we do not have that power... but if you do better in the fourms i am sure you will get in

:also we have a new spammer above Rogers post


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 21:46:39 Reply

Thank you Tails, I'll make more mature things and NO MORE bullshit (only once, sometimes, but not here...)

Thank you very much man, I'll do my best to fit in the Police Dpt.

*Salute*

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 21:51:36 Reply

i retract my last statment... welcome to the force Roger

*salutes* i hope you can become a valued member of the department


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 22:19:23 Reply

Hey guys, there is a really hated submission, it's IFuck 3, people hate it because it has real porn, Is this right or not??

As I know, NG do not allow authors to submit flashes with real porn...

Link: IFuck 3

I just wanna know if it could be reported, because the NG rules are clear, huh??


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 02:16:18 Reply

So apparently giving this place a visit after a long time results in me getting flamed by Toiletpaper for being a furry O.o


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 04:54:03 Reply

At 3/19/10 09:37 PM, deathofghosts wrote: also we have a new spammer above Rogers post

Hah, reading things like this is a good way to start the day. If you actually are talking about Bran-Man and not anyone else of whom have had a post deleted, I wouldn't exactly call him a spammer - more one of the most influential members of the force to ever have joined. If you look up in the appointed members section of our site you'll see him up between Tangent and Sekhmet.

To Bran-Man, will you be staying here for very long? I'd love to see you returning to the force. At

At 3/19/10 09:33 PM, RogerBK wrote: And about my acts, I'm very idiot sometimes, but when I have to be serious, I'll be!! I know that I need to have some limits here in NG...

You're far from being an idiot, I can tell that you're an intelligent person but the aforementioned post did seem a bit immature. I apologise to you if I seemed at all rude in that post. Massive congrats in joining the force. *Salute*

At 3/20/10 02:16 AM, Bran-Man wrote: So apparently giving this place a visit after a long time results in me getting flamed by Toiletpaper for being a furry O.o

Yeah, that tends to happen a lot.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 09:15:21 Reply

At 3/20/10 02:16 AM, Bran-Man wrote: So apparently giving this place a visit after a long time results in me getting flamed by Toiletpaper for being a furry O.o

Which is ironic considering my username and so forth. So how the hell have ya been Bran? What brings you here from out of the blue? :)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 11:29:51 Reply

joking =/= flaming


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 13:56:11 Reply

congrats on getting in Roger. I hope that works out well man. Although it doesn't appear that the other potential recruit is working on his post count. Oh well, one new recruit is more than most weeks.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 14:05:56 Reply

Welcome to the NGPD Roger. If you ever need help with your whistle, just come to me. I've garnered quite a reputation as the resident review nut. I work best via AIM. Sure we can use the PM system, but it just takes too long as you never know who will be online at the time. Unless you have GreaseMonkey and are using the Online/Offline ActionScript on the forums.

Other than that, I do work best via AIM. It's just much easier.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 14:36:52 Reply

Thank you guys a lot for the calorous reception, you're awesome!!!

And thanks SilentCobra, but i don't have AIM yet, I'm thinking in join in, or you can add me in the MSN, just PM me!!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 14:49:15 Reply

At 3/20/10 02:36 PM, RogerBK wrote: And thanks SilentCobra,

HOLY CRAP!!!! YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW MY NAME IS PRONOUNCED!!!!!!!! IT'S A FUCKIN' MIRACLE!! Most people think it's SintCobra1 when it's not. Finally, someone who isn't a complete ignoramus!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 15:09:09 Reply

Yeah, I know, i think i spelled wrong, but of course is Silent man, it's simply OBVIOUS!!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 15:54:46 Reply

That's what I was banking on when I signed up. Apparently, what I got was something else entirely. I really don't know how the hell that happened. Meh, what's done is done. But thanks for actually figuring it out before me or someone else had to tell you.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 21:25:54 Reply

Well hello there...

Seems as though I missed the downside of the NGPD, hopefully you guys have gotten your shit straight.

I'm assuming mwmike and tails are still the leads?

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 21:54:17 Reply

What is with all these oldies coming back? It's an epidemic!

Well, Gurilla you're absolutely right, we have been setting ourselves straightened up since our re-opening. Also, Spiffy's our new Unit Ops. Also, glad to see you're still among the living :)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-21 13:45:11 Reply

guys... a friend of mine wanted a list of all the current members of the NGPD.... so if you don't mind... could someone make a full list?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-21 13:56:23 Reply

I think Lizz is, has, or is going to be putting the roster together soon. He used to do them on Saturdays when he, Porkchop, and I were still in the NGPD. But as you very well know, he's been doing them on Sundays now. So just wait until the roster is up, ok Ghost?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-21 15:18:14 Reply

okay... has anyone seen this?? it appears to be a minor version of the NGPD... what do you huys think about it... sorta like a training crew for this place...hmmm


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-21 16:05:53 Reply

Well you gotta admit, it is an interesting concept. I was actually wondering when someone might make a thread like that. Also, the "Minor Patrol" would help newer users learn how to B/P correctly and hopefully stop at least 25% of mass voting.

I say more power to 'em. Let it ride my friend, let it...ride!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-21 16:18:22 Reply

At 3/21/10 03:18 PM, deathofghosts wrote: okay... has anyone seen this?? it appears to be a minor version of the NGPD... what do you huys think about it... sorta like a training crew for this place...hmmm

It seems to me to be a great idea, just somewhat poorly executed by the person who started the thread. He put some very odd requirements for the club, but I gave him a few suggestions to make the transition from that club to this one a little easier. What does everyone else think?

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-21 17:03:08 Reply

Good tips Salad. Yea, I really wasn't sure what to say about the requirements, so I figured I'd let someone else make comments about 'em. ^_^ The whistle bit did seem a bit odd for a requirement for joining as the NGPD does have a few members who have a garbage whistle.

I rather like the lvl require as it does show the OP that any users who may want to join know how to deposit and whatnot. It kind of makes sense when you think about. As far as the review requirement goes, I also think this is a nice idea as well; in that, it will show the OP the potential members are giving each flash a fair rating/vote and watch or play each flash with an objective outlook. It's helping to curb the newer users auto-5 or auto-0 anything that comes through the portal.

I said it once, I'll say it again, let it ride my friend, let it....ride!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-21 17:26:10 Reply

lol...

Luis couldn't join...
:P

Anyways, i hink that is a nice idea, it's very good because it helps ppl to start Blamming and protecting...

(I personally hate to blam things...)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-21 17:46:27 Reply

Sunday 21st March 2010
Evening all.

I hope you're all well and overall feeling super with yourselves. So, I was sat here thinking to myself... (Yes it did hurt, don't take the piss)... We really have come such a long way after I took over from these rosters last year on the 16th of May.

I just got me thinking... How time actually flies, yes? I'm currently about to sit my GCSE's in June, and then I think back and wonder where the hell my school life went. Just one of those things I thought about you know.

Anywho! As last week I made a few errors... Yeah sorry about that... It's safe to say I've had my caffeine now, so I'm all good now. Haha. Due to Spiff pointing out that I'd added Grizzli as an apprentice when I shouldn't have... I have taken him off the roster. If he'd like to re-enlist, he just has to ask.

Plus, I've also added the "Random Flash of the week" like you guys wanted. I've put it above the Audio of the week, yet you guys can see and tell me where you think it would look best. I hope you enjoy it.

Overall though, I hope that you've all had a good week and weekend. I regret to announce that my activity over on NG will be somewhat minimal over the course of the next few months as revision is starting and I'm going to knuckle down and get to it. I'll still be doing the roster and B/P'ing and such... I just wont be posting. I hope that's alright with you guys.

If it's not... Then I'm screwed. Haha. You guys have a good night now.

Enjoy ;)

Rank-ups:
No-one :(

Joining the list:
No-one :(

However we do have an apprentice ready to join the force :D

Leaving the list:
None :D

Random Wiki Article of the Week:
Portal 2 - I squealed like a little bitch when I found out that Valve were releasing a PORTAL 2! I was like... AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME! :D

Random Flash of the Week

Now for the first "Flash of the week" ever, this was actually a rather good find. This game is quite addicting and is quite good actually.

Random Audio of the Week

  • The Midnight Rocker- J.T.
    The Midnight Rocker- J.T. by TheFunDindongs

    Click to listen.

    Score
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Good groovy song I found myself jamming to before. Reminds me of the 80s type of songs for some odd reason.

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1. GodsBitch - 28
2. TheSongSalad - 24
3. FroNickProductions - 19
4. SpiffyMasta - 8
5. HollowedPumkinz - 7

No. ## ][ B/P ][ Gain ][ Gain/Day ][ Name, Rank]
>>>01 ][ 2499 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ NeonFlame126 Police Captain
>>>02 ][ 2482 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ mwmike Police Captain
>>>03 ][ 2446 ][ 0008 ][ 1.14 ][ SpiffyMasta Police Captain
>>>04 ][ 2295 ][ 0028 ][ 4.00 ][ GodsBitch Police Captain
>>>05 ][ 2079 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ TailsPrower Police Captain
>>>06 ][ 1576 ][ 0024 ][ 3.43 ][ TheSongSalad Police Lieutenant
>>>07 ][ 1473 ][ 0004 ][ 0.57 ][ Figter Police Sergeant
>>>08 ][ 1423 ][ 0007 ][ 1.00 ][ HollowedPumkinz Police Sergeant
>>>10 ][ 0846 ][ 0003 ][ 0.43 ][ Tolietpaper Police Officer
>>>11 ][ 0740 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ Sectus Police Officer
>>>12 ][ 0695 ][ 0005 ][ 0.71 ][ wcatdoor Police Officer
>>>13 ][ 0540 ][ 0019 ][ 2.71 ][ FroNickProductions Police Officer
>>>14 ][ 0444 ][ 0002 ][ 0.29 ][ deathofghosts Portal Security

Apprentices:
>>>09 ][ 0978 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ RogerBK Police Officer - Apprentice (03/19)

[The Last Roster]

[The Latest Roster Excel File]

I apologise if I get anything wrong. If your stats are different to the ones above then maybe when I was making the roster you gained a few more B/P. That isn't my fault, then again it isn't your either. If it is a big error or a big jump in numbers, just tell me and I will make sure it doesn't happen again. Thanks.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-21 18:14:39 Reply

At 3/21/10 05:46 PM, Lizzardis wrote: I just got me thinking... How time actually flies, yes? I'm currently about to sit my GCSE's in June, and then I think back and wonder where the hell my school life went. Just one of those things I thought about you know.

I was sort of thinking about that this week too. I remember when I couldn't imagine being in college. It's kind of crazy to think about.

Plus, I've also added the "Random Flash of the week" like you guys wanted. I've put it above the Audio of the week, yet you guys can see and tell me where you think it would look best. I hope you enjoy it.

I really don't have a preference on where it goes, but I appreciate you adding it man :)

Overall though, I hope that you've all had a good week and weekend. I regret to announce that my activity over on NG will be somewhat minimal over the course of the next few months as revision is starting and I'm going to knuckle down and get to it. I'll still be doing the roster and B/P'ing and such... I just wont be posting. I hope that's alright with you guys.

sad day. Good luck with your studies man.

Random Wiki Article of the Week:
Portal 2 - I squealed like a little bitch when I found out that Valve were releasing a PORTAL 2! I was like... AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME! :D

This just made my day. I loved the first one. It should have crossed my mind that they'd make one, but it never crossed my mind.

Random Flash of the Week
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 7048
Now for the first "Flash of the week" ever, this was actually a rather good find. This game is quite addicting and is quite good actually.

nice man. That's a pretty good game. I think it's nice to play some of the older flashes on Newgrounds from time to time, they get lost really easily.

Random Audio of the Week
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 53358
Good groovy song I found myself jamming to before. Reminds me of the 80s type of songs for some odd reason.

I like it. There's always great audio in the audio portal.

Top 5 Gainers:
1. GodsBitch - 28
2. TheSongSalad - 24
3. FroNickProductions - 19
4. SpiffyMasta - 8
5. HollowedPumkinz - 7

woo. number two again.