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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 16:51:17 Reply

At 3/19/10 04:45 PM, revilnemesis wrote: Officer revilnemesis reporting for duty, sir!

Welcome dude. I believe you need to have 50 decent quality posts before you can join though. Since you seem to be new to the fourms, I would suggest you avoid general to get those 50 if you still want to join. I would look at others first, because general makes it rather easy to give crappy posts, but it's your choice. As long as you get that 50, and the majority arn't spammy or crappy posts, Spiffy or Tails will let you join. Good luck man.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 17:49:56 Reply

Guys, can I enter the NGPD??

I'm currently a Police Officer...

My Goal is Help the Portal of any Unsuitable Submission

Wow, what a nice phrase up there!!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 18:45:00 Reply

wow 2 recrutes asking to join

revilnemesis you should up your post count but if you do and these posts are good quality you should get in.

as for you Roger... your post count is low but you have a good chance of getting in.

but i have no power over these things... you must wait for Tails or Spiffy to officaly welcome you and then pass apprenticeship


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 18:58:37 Reply

At 3/17/10 10:52 PM, TailsPrower wrote: my 4-leaf clover kinda reminds me of 4chan. I pray no one ostracizes me for making this connection.

Heh, when I think about it that clover does kind of look like a horribly done version of the logo - I can see where you got that one from.

At 3/17/10 10:57 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: I need to find some guinness. Oh wait there's some in my fridge. Well I'm gonna have a nice evening guys! HEHE

Nothing beats a good Guinness, I'm drinking one right now. Unfortunately, on the actual day I ended up passing out in a maths lesson and thus being dazed as fuck. Due to this I wasn't really in the right situation to be lapping up any of it, more to be lying down, head sweating and ears ringing.

At 3/18/10 04:58 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Haha trust me... When you guys say thanks for the lists... THAT IS my day. I enjoy making the lists, I don't want some sort of day just for being a good member. I can only be me at the end of the day.

I really do like the idea. I know how tedious and difficult it is to be writing lists out and I've only done it about two times. For all the work you put into them a few people saying a word or two of thanks every week and then again each month really ain't enough. Perhaps an annual day between the barracks and us in which we celebrate what you've contributed over time would help balance it out a bit, at least. <3

At 3/19/10 03:48 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: But, apparently some idiot up in Congress thought otherwise and the rest of them followed suit.

Wait, what? Do you have different DST over there or something? I'm confused here.

At 3/19/10 05:49 PM, RogerBK wrote: Guys, can I enter the NGPD??

I can't make up a decision here, but I honestly think you're very borderline. I ain't sure about what the PD's current standards are but looking at your posts they generally seem to be above standards in the volume department although your maturity is far from what I'd expect from an officer. The most immature post that I've seen in your history is your one in the EGB, saying 'Hey guys, what is exactly this thread??Blamed submissions and sig makers?? WUT???', you basically seem to be talking shit in that post, simply enough. You often act similarly in other threads. The fact that you're a member of the RRC gives me a bit more respect towards you, although simply being a member of a helpful club doesn't mean that any immaturity should immediately be ignored, even in that thread you seem to be pestering others quite a bit.

Honestly, I have no idea about whether you'll get a place in the force or not, it's all up to Tails or Spiffy from here onwards.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 19:53:12 Reply

At 3/19/10 06:58 PM, mwmike wrote: Honestly, I have no idea about whether you'll get a place in the force or not, it's all up to Tails or Spiffy from here onwards.

Agreed on this one. It's 50-50. Though the post length is alright, the posts themselves seem to borderline spam. They are definitely on the immature side. Quality > Quantity, don't you agree tails/spiff? (whoever gets here first).

Anyway, good luck roger. I think you might need it.

also, sorry for this post sounding very ominous. I didn't mean it that way, but I can't see another way to put my thoughts.

I'm a mod!/ Sign up for the NGPD, To Blam and Protect. Post in the thread if you want to join, all new recruits are welcome! :)

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 20:37:57 Reply

wow. another recruit right after the last one. I'm not sure if it'll help any, but I'd vouch for RogerBK. I'm in the Review Request Club like he is, and he's pretty dedicated to it. I don't know about his other posts, but he always seems to be pretty decent in there, and he's one of the few people that get 100% some weeks. I think that shows he's dedicated, and while at times he might be a bit spammy, mostly it seems to be because of a lack of activity in the club, and he's trying to jump start it a bit.

We could tell him to lay off that a little bit, and I honestly think he'd be a good member of the club. Not that my opinion matters, but I thought I'd just mention this before Spiffy or Tails decides to accept/reject him.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 21:19:27 Reply

Boo. I has teh boredom.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 21:33:49 Reply

Sorry 'bout the EGB post...

I'm still learning a bit of English and i didn't understand what was the thread, but, after reading the first post of this thread, I know it's not just a kind of normal thread...

And about my acts, I'm very idiot sometimes, but when I have to be serious, I'll be!! I know that I need to have some limits here in NG...

Anyways, thank you guys for answering me, you are really cool!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 21:37:32 Reply

At 3/19/10 05:49 PM, RogerBK wrote: Guys, can I enter the NGPD??

Hey Roger, glad to see that you're interested in joining the NGPD! I'm Tails, the head honcho around here. I'm glad to see that you've got the right idea about our crew, so without further ado, let's get on with the inspection!

Badge. Check.

Post count. Check

Post quality. It seems you're extremely active in the Clubs & Crew forum, which is sorta good. Overall it seems you've been making a name for yourself in the review request club so I'm quite impressed with your efforts to contribute to NG. Your posting quality could use some work but they're certainly not half bad. Ah what the heck, CHECK!

I think you'd make a good recruit, Roger! Therefore, I now deem you ready for the Apprenticeship, which is a one-week observational period where we monitor how you contribute to the NGPD. If you pass, you will become a full-fledged member. If you do not pass, you will be taken off the member list and will not become a member.

If you have any questions at all, check out the NGPD FAQ page in my sig. If that doesn't help, you're more than welcome to contact either me or SpiffyMasta, the second-in-command.

Congratulations on making this far Roger! Do your best!
*salute*


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 21:37:50 Reply

well we haven't actualy answered if you are in or not... we do not have that power... but if you do better in the fourms i am sure you will get in

:also we have a new spammer above Rogers post


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 21:46:39 Reply

Thank you Tails, I'll make more mature things and NO MORE bullshit (only once, sometimes, but not here...)

Thank you very much man, I'll do my best to fit in the Police Dpt.

*Salute*

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 21:51:36 Reply

i retract my last statment... welcome to the force Roger

*salutes* i hope you can become a valued member of the department


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-19 22:19:23 Reply

Hey guys, there is a really hated submission, it's IFuck 3, people hate it because it has real porn, Is this right or not??

As I know, NG do not allow authors to submit flashes with real porn...

Link: IFuck 3

I just wanna know if it could be reported, because the NG rules are clear, huh??


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 02:16:18 Reply

So apparently giving this place a visit after a long time results in me getting flamed by Toiletpaper for being a furry O.o


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 04:54:03 Reply

At 3/19/10 09:37 PM, deathofghosts wrote: also we have a new spammer above Rogers post

Hah, reading things like this is a good way to start the day. If you actually are talking about Bran-Man and not anyone else of whom have had a post deleted, I wouldn't exactly call him a spammer - more one of the most influential members of the force to ever have joined. If you look up in the appointed members section of our site you'll see him up between Tangent and Sekhmet.

To Bran-Man, will you be staying here for very long? I'd love to see you returning to the force. At

At 3/19/10 09:33 PM, RogerBK wrote: And about my acts, I'm very idiot sometimes, but when I have to be serious, I'll be!! I know that I need to have some limits here in NG...

You're far from being an idiot, I can tell that you're an intelligent person but the aforementioned post did seem a bit immature. I apologise to you if I seemed at all rude in that post. Massive congrats in joining the force. *Salute*

At 3/20/10 02:16 AM, Bran-Man wrote: So apparently giving this place a visit after a long time results in me getting flamed by Toiletpaper for being a furry O.o

Yeah, that tends to happen a lot.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 09:15:21 Reply

At 3/20/10 02:16 AM, Bran-Man wrote: So apparently giving this place a visit after a long time results in me getting flamed by Toiletpaper for being a furry O.o

Which is ironic considering my username and so forth. So how the hell have ya been Bran? What brings you here from out of the blue? :)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 11:29:51 Reply

joking =/= flaming


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 13:56:11 Reply

congrats on getting in Roger. I hope that works out well man. Although it doesn't appear that the other potential recruit is working on his post count. Oh well, one new recruit is more than most weeks.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 14:05:56 Reply

Welcome to the NGPD Roger. If you ever need help with your whistle, just come to me. I've garnered quite a reputation as the resident review nut. I work best via AIM. Sure we can use the PM system, but it just takes too long as you never know who will be online at the time. Unless you have GreaseMonkey and are using the Online/Offline ActionScript on the forums.

Other than that, I do work best via AIM. It's just much easier.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 14:36:52 Reply

Thank you guys a lot for the calorous reception, you're awesome!!!

And thanks SilentCobra, but i don't have AIM yet, I'm thinking in join in, or you can add me in the MSN, just PM me!!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 14:49:15 Reply

At 3/20/10 02:36 PM, RogerBK wrote: And thanks SilentCobra,

HOLY CRAP!!!! YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW MY NAME IS PRONOUNCED!!!!!!!! IT'S A FUCKIN' MIRACLE!! Most people think it's SintCobra1 when it's not. Finally, someone who isn't a complete ignoramus!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 15:09:09 Reply

Yeah, I know, i think i spelled wrong, but of course is Silent man, it's simply OBVIOUS!!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 15:54:46 Reply

That's what I was banking on when I signed up. Apparently, what I got was something else entirely. I really don't know how the hell that happened. Meh, what's done is done. But thanks for actually figuring it out before me or someone else had to tell you.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 21:25:54 Reply

Well hello there...

Seems as though I missed the downside of the NGPD, hopefully you guys have gotten your shit straight.

I'm assuming mwmike and tails are still the leads?

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-20 21:54:17 Reply

What is with all these oldies coming back? It's an epidemic!

Well, Gurilla you're absolutely right, we have been setting ourselves straightened up since our re-opening. Also, Spiffy's our new Unit Ops. Also, glad to see you're still among the living :)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-21 13:45:11 Reply

guys... a friend of mine wanted a list of all the current members of the NGPD.... so if you don't mind... could someone make a full list?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-21 13:56:23 Reply

I think Lizz is, has, or is going to be putting the roster together soon. He used to do them on Saturdays when he, Porkchop, and I were still in the NGPD. But as you very well know, he's been doing them on Sundays now. So just wait until the roster is up, ok Ghost?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-21 15:18:14 Reply

okay... has anyone seen this?? it appears to be a minor version of the NGPD... what do you huys think about it... sorta like a training crew for this place...hmmm


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-21 16:05:53 Reply

Well you gotta admit, it is an interesting concept. I was actually wondering when someone might make a thread like that. Also, the "Minor Patrol" would help newer users learn how to B/P correctly and hopefully stop at least 25% of mass voting.

I say more power to 'em. Let it ride my friend, let it...ride!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2010-03-21 16:18:22 Reply

At 3/21/10 03:18 PM, deathofghosts wrote: okay... has anyone seen this?? it appears to be a minor version of the NGPD... what do you huys think about it... sorta like a training crew for this place...hmmm

It seems to me to be a great idea, just somewhat poorly executed by the person who started the thread. He put some very odd requirements for the club, but I gave him a few suggestions to make the transition from that club to this one a little easier. What does everyone else think?