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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-25 12:11:48 Reply

Hi, can I join?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-25 13:33:41 Reply

Just wondering am I being checked out now or am I just in automatically?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-25 16:37:40 Reply

Lieutenant Mizar, reporting for duty. (hee hee, I outrank you :D)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-25 17:03:31 Reply

I have a question, do you have to have a specific rank to review people and accept them as an apprentice or can any member accept them? I think that these questions should be added in the faq on the web site. It would make ansering these in the future easyer.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-25 17:21:09 Reply

Vigilante Kenshi2, wishing to join.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-25 17:43:11 Reply

At 3/25/08 05:21 PM, kenshi2 wrote: Vigilante Kenshi2, wishing to join.

You are not qualified to be a member, you must be between security guard 400-499 b/p and police captain 2000-2499 b/p in order to join. Start voting on flash that are under judgment to raise you blam / protect points. Sorry civilian.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-25 18:21:23 Reply

I feel bad for not seeing this. Stupid college.

To anyone new just wondering who I am, I'm the idiot who started this club half mockingly towards the Elite Guard Barracks (created the same day, if I'm right).

Any jobs for a retired Commissioner?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-25 20:06:05 Reply

um...if there's a way to remove kisame's post, i suggest doing so. the "housewarming party" link is a slippery auto-spawner, so be careful.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-25 20:13:51 Reply

At 3/25/08 08:06 PM, bahamutzer03 wrote: um...if there's a way to remove kisame's post, i suggest doing so. the "housewarming party" link is a slippery auto-spawner, so be careful.

I'm certainly not inexperienced enough to fall for Last Measure. I've seen the links way too many times, knowing what they are.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-25 20:17:13 Reply

At 3/25/08 08:13 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
At 3/25/08 08:06 PM, bahamutzer03 wrote: um...if there's a way to remove kisame's post, i suggest doing so. the "housewarming party" link is a slippery auto-spawner, so be careful.
I'm certainly not inexperienced enough to fall for Last Measure. I've seen the links way too many times, knowing what they are.

What's last measure? anyway, i knew it was bad, but guess this was a case of "curiosity killed the cat." still, a heads up to those of lesser experience never hurts.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-25 20:42:23 Reply

At 3/25/08 08:17 PM, bahamutzer03 wrote:
At 3/25/08 08:13 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
At 3/25/08 08:06 PM, bahamutzer03 wrote: um...if there's a way to remove kisame's post, i suggest doing so. the "housewarming party" link is a slippery auto-spawner, so be careful.
I'm certainly not inexperienced enough to fall for Last Measure. I've seen the links way too many times, knowing what they are.
What's last measure? anyway, i knew it was bad, but guess this was a case of "curiosity killed the cat." still, a heads up to those of lesser experience never hurts.

thelastmeasure is a horrible site that turns your volume all the way up and you hear a voice screaming "LOOK , I'm looking at gay porno" so people around the house will think your gay and then the most horrible pic of all time pops up and it gives you 3 or 4 trojans. BTW : It's almost impossible to get out of!!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-25 20:46:40 Reply

At 3/25/08 08:42 PM, AxeWarrior wrote:
thelastmeasure is a horrible site that turns your volume all the way up and you hear a voice screaming "LOOK , I'm looking at gay porno" so people around the house will think your gay and then the most horrible pic of all time pops up and it gives you 3 or 4 trojans. BTW : It's almost impossible to get out of!!

ah, so its a trojan horse kinda thing. yea, i just force quit safari then opened it back up, cleared out the history, cache, and cookies. and i pm'd afro-ninja for good measure.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-25 21:21:04 Reply

Police officer Shinobitechno reporting for duty!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-25 22:29:36 Reply

Protocol for new officers:

Do not respond to spammers and such in the thread, or even validate them by talking about them (I know, hypocracy rules). Just report it to a mod, they come in and delete. Do not talk about or to them, it just makes it worthwhile for them, since attention whoring is what they do.

Also, I realize I say this with no official authority, but I'm old damn it! And you young'uns need a lesson 'bout how its all done in these here parts (you may excuse that vernacular filled sentance at your leisure)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-25 23:15:34 Reply

At 3/25/08 10:29 PM, MrCrawford wrote: Protocol for new officers:

Do not respond to spammers and such in the thread, or even validate them by talking about them (I know, hypocracy rules). Just report it to a mod, they come in and delete. Do not talk about or to them, it just makes it worthwhile for them, since attention whoring is what they do.

My apologies sir! *salutes* on another note, a belayed welcome back, MrCrawford. nice to see the founder make his return.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-26 12:48:30 Reply

At 3/25/08 12:11 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: Hi, can I join?

You seem alright. You're now an apprentice, welcome aboard!

At 3/25/08 01:33 PM, EnglishPanda wrote: Just wondering am I being checked out now or am I just in automatically?

Your posts were good about half-way down, then it just turned to utter shit, which kinda caught me off guard. I'll need to see more improved posts before I can let you in. Try to type at least a full sentence, because God knows I saw those 1 word posts of yours.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-26 12:59:31 Reply

Sorry, forgot about this one lol.

At 3/25/08 09:21 PM, shinobitechno wrote: Police officer Shinobitechno reporting for duty!

Good to have you, officer! Since you've passed our PI, you will now begin your apprenticeship. Good luck!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-26 18:43:19 Reply

At 3/25/08 06:21 PM, MrCrawford wrote: To anyone new just wondering who I am, I'm the idiot who started this club

*Commences Rapid Bowing, Then Salutes*

Welcome back, and pleased to meet you, Mr Comissioner.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-26 19:46:49 Reply

At 3/25/08 10:29 PM, MrCrawford wrote: Also, I realize I say this with no official authority, but I'm old damn it!

What in the world do you mean "no official authority"? You started the original thread. And since this is a continuation of the old thread, you are still considered the Founder. Since the position of Police Commissioner is currently occupied by TailsPrower, perhaps you should have the position of Unit Ops, as recognition that this club wouldn't exist if you hadn't decided to make the original thread. Who here agrees with that idea?

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-26 22:25:58 Reply

At 3/26/08 07:46 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: What in the world do you mean "no official authority"? You started the original thread. And since this is a continuation of the old thread, you are still considered the Founder.

*ahem* I still started this thread, methinks I deserve a scrap of credit

A wild AGNRY FAIC appeared!

Since the position of Police Commissioner is currently occupied by TailsPrower, perhaps you should have the position of Unit Ops, as recognition that this club wouldn't exist if you hadn't decided to make the original thread. Who here agrees with that idea?

Well you'll have to take that up with Tangent, since he's the current Unit Ops. Truth be told, aside from creating the NGPD, I can't really remember a time where Crawford did anything else. It's not that I'm not eternally grateful for what he's done, but you know what I'm saying right?
Then again, I don't see Tangent doing much either, other than being a hot-headed drill sergeant. I guess there's use for that :P


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-26 22:51:12 Reply

At 3/26/08 10:25 PM, TailsPrower wrote: *ahem* I still started this thread, methinks I deserve a scrap of credit

That's the reason you're Commissioner! And likely you will be until the club dies out, or you rank out. After all, this thread is your thread, the first post is your writing (with the input of other members), and this has become your club now.

A wild AGNRY FAIC appeared!

Leasing to the question, is it Angry Faic like in the NG Store, or Agnry Faic like in the Audio Portal?

Well you'll have to take that up with Tangent, since he's the current Unit Ops. Truth be told, aside from creating the NGPD, I can't really remember a time where Crawford did anything else. It's not that I'm not eternally grateful for what he's done, but you know what I'm saying right?

Was just an idea, for a kind of position for the original founder. Still, yeah, I get what you're saying.

Then again, I don't see Tangent doing much either, other than being a hot-headed drill sergeant. I guess there's use for that :P

Yes, I suppose there is.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-26 22:55:01 Reply

I say if crawford decides to be an active member, contributes regularly and can prove to still be a valued member of the force then maybe Tails can consider giving him a higher position. Please dont think im not grateful for crawford but tails has done a great thing hear. I also think Tails should be given allot of credit for this new thread. It is not easy convincing the mods of anything but he took the time and did what needed to be done. *salutes* So thank you sir, im sure the new thread will be a huge success.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-27 01:55:51 Reply

At 3/26/08 10:25 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Then again, I don't see Tangent doing much either, other than being a hot-headed drill sergeant.

Did I give you permission to speak? I should make an exapmple of you for all the new recruits, but I'm in a good mood, so I won't. This time. NOW BACK IN LINE! HUP-TWO-THREE-FOUR.

Heheheh, fine, what's needed of me? A new Freewebs site?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-27 06:41:16 Reply

I believe we could use a updated site, with a better FAQ. Theres always allot of people asking questions about how things are run.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-27 12:11:12 Reply

My opinion on the two issues at hand:

1: MrCrawford is the reason we have the NGPD, he deserves a posistion of honor.

2: A site for the NGPD would be great, the only problem is getting people to know about it, since you can't just modify the first post.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-27 12:52:33 Reply

At 3/27/08 12:11 PM, Sheepshifter wrote: My opinion on the two issues at hand:

1: MrCrawford is the reason we have the NGPD, he deserves a posistion of honor.

2: A site for the NGPD would be great, the only problem is getting people to know about it, since you can't just modify the first post.

Get people to place it in there signitures, maybe advertise it in some kind of police department collab. We will just have to think up of ways of advertising but it shouldn't be to hard to get the word out on the website. All we need now is to come up with what kind of website we want, I mean is it worth placing it on an independant server and making a complex website or is it a small time little website you could host on a public server.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-27 13:02:53 Reply

Hey the new thread is finally up. Well a big Huzzah to Tails on making a great start to the new thread and hope all goes well for the new topic.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-27 14:46:10 Reply

At 3/27/08 12:11 PM, Sheepshifter wrote: 2: A site for the NGPD would be great, the only problem is getting people to know about it, since you can't just modify the first post.

If you read the first post, we have the following:
1. NGPD Freeweb site
2. NGPD Forum

As for letting people know about our crew, a link on your signature is sufficient enough. Don't even bother suggesting an NGPD flash. We tried. We failed.

lost count after the 2nd attempt.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-27 14:54:03 Reply

At 3/27/08 12:52 PM, EnglishPanda wrote:
At 3/27/08 12:11 PM, Sheepshifter wrote: My opinion on the two issues at hand:

1: MrCrawford is the reason we have the NGPD, he deserves a posistion of honor.

2: A site for the NGPD would be great, the only problem is getting people to know about it, since you can't just modify the first post.
Get people to place it in there signitures, maybe advertise it in some kind of police department collab. We will just have to think up of ways of advertising but it shouldn't be to hard to get the word out on the website. All we need now is to come up with what kind of website we want, I mean is it worth placing it on an independant server and making a complex website or is it a small time little website you could host on a public server.

Well we already have a site running on a public sever. I don't think the NGPD needs a new site, we just need to update the old one. If who ever is running that site feels like reconstructing it that is up to them, but I would keep it at the same domain.
Things I think can be deleted, and updated
Deleted = Forum - we already use the new grounds forums why do we need another?
Chat - we use this forum for chats and discussions.
awesome - why is this page still up there? how long do you need a test page on the site?
Updates = FAQ
NG Police HQ Thread link


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-03-27 15:42:47 Reply

At 3/27/08 02:46 PM, TailsPrower wrote: If you read the first post, we have the following:
1. NGPD Freeweb site
2. NGPD Forum

Oh crap, I didn't notice that part. I read up to right after Honorable discharge, then stopped because I thought that was it, didn't notice that litte bit right there.