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At 8/16/09 12:06 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Sunday 16th August 2009 (The aftermath of clock day!)

Oh lawdy.

Oh my. I can safely say that Clock day was the best day ever. I had a great time yesterday not only just randomly saving for the fun of it, but I witnessed some great flashes that got submitted and I also had a laugh with a few other users.

It's definitely my favorite day of the year. Not only is everything getting passed in the Portal, but General is Anarchy as well. I love how the moderators and admins of this site seem to let things go for a day and look the other way.

This roster was honestly the best I have ever done, and its probably going to be like that until next year. I loved this one. Just seeing you all at least gain SOMETHING was just brilliant in itself. I'd just like to say congratulations to those who gained B/P levels. I hope you all had a wonderful clock day. Now...The only problem is we now have to clean up all the abusive reviews that have popped up here and there.

That's a small price to pay for the amount of fun I just had. I'm going to be sad next year and the years going forward when I have 2,499 B/P points and can't go up to Private. I'm so making a Clock Day alt, just to honor tradition.

Since this is a roster which of course is 2 days after the previous one, I have changed the "Gain/Day." Instead of it calculating it for 7 days it has now calculated it over 2, which would be Clock day and the bits of days before this roaster and after the previous one calculating to around about 2 whole days, and I have added an extra 0 to the end of some people's gains, now it is 00.00 instead of 0.00. It was messed up because people were getting such high numbers thats all.

No worries.

It seems that this roster has come out a little late, I apologise for that. I had some family issues to take care of. I do apologise.

We had Clock Day to deal with. Don't worry about it.

Well, it seems that the last of the flashes are dribbling in, and well....That's the end for Clock Day 2009. I hope you had a good one.

I did.

Here is your roster :)

Rank-ups:
michelinman - Police Captain
NeonFlame126 - Police Captain
TailsPrower - Police Captain
Ninja-Without-Sight - Police Captain
Kaizerwolf - Police Sergeant

Lizzardis - Master Sergeant
Porkchop - Pvt. First Class

Lol, no other 2 day span would have 7 rank-ups.

Leaving the list:
None. :) Michelinman is quite close though!

Yeah, I'm close, but plan to stop on 2,499.

Random Wiki Article of the Week
Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo

I love technicalities. :D

Random Audio of the Week
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 63389
This is a great tune. I love this, I actually can't stop listening to it xD

How appropriate for Clock Day. Good song.

Top 5 Gainers:
1.michelinman - 753

*.Lizzardis - 647
*.Porkchop - 485

2.Ninja-Without-Sight - 482
3.NeonFlame126 - 468
4.XIII13 - 181
5.TailsPrower - 118

A total of 3134? No other day. I actually gained 489 on CD, thought.

No. ## ] B/P ][ Gain ][ Gain/Day ][ Name, Rank]
>>>02 ][ 2361 ][ 0468 ][ 234.0 ][ NeonFlame126 Police Captain +6

Bwaahahahahahahahhaha

>>>09 ][ 2003 ][ 0118 ][ 59.00 ][ TailsPrower Police Captain -2

:3 I win, Tails.

Apologise if I get anything wrong. If your stats are different to the ones above then maybe when I was making the roster you gained a few more B/P. That isn't my fault, then again it isn't your either. If it is a big error or a big jump in numbers, just tell me and I will make sure it doesn't happen again. Thanks.

Well, you spelled Apologize wrong, but only one of my stats.

At 8/16/09 01:12 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Well, you spelled Apologize wrong,

Actually I didn't. That spelling is alright with my firefox spell check PLUS Microsoft word configured with the U.K Dictionary :)

but only one of my stats.

Care to explain what you mean by that? I have no idea what that means?

At 8/16/09 01:22 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 8/16/09 01:12 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Well, you spelled Apologize wrong,

Actually I didn't. That spelling is alright with my firefox spell check PLUS Microsoft word configured with the U.K Dictionary :)

MY Firefox said it was wrong. Us and UK difference, I guess.

but only one of my stats.

Care to explain what you mean by that? I have no idea what that means?

You only messed up one stat the belongs to me.

At 8/16/09 01:47 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: MY Firefox said it was wrong. Us and UK difference, I guess.

Yeah probably

You only messed up one stat the belongs to me.

Which one did I mess up on? Or where you B/P'ing when I was making the roster?

Is it safe now?

At 8/16/09 12:06 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Rank-ups:

Congrats to the lot of you, especially Tails. Quite a few this week, for obvious reasons.

Top 5 Gainers:
1.michelinman - 753

You fucking whore. :D

*.Lizzardis - 647

Moarwhore.

*.Porkchop - 485

Yetmoarwhore.

No. ## ] B/P ][ Gain ][ Gain/Day ][ Name, Rank]
>>>01 ][ 2463 ][ 0753 ][ 376.5 ][ michelinman Police Captain +8
>>>02 ][ 2361 ][ 0468 ][ 234.0 ][ NeonFlame126 Police Captain +6

Fucking hell. 376.5/day? That is absolutely fucking mad, the same goes for Neonflame.

>>>05 ][ 2222 ][ 0000 ][ 00.00 ][ mwmike Police Captain -3

D: Now Cockday's over I might have to start going for a few more B/P without having to keep up with such painful rates, rather than posting here saying I will every other day.

At 8/16/09 02:09 PM, mwmike wrote: Is it safe now?

Of course it is.

Congrats to the lot of you, especially Tails. Quite a few this week, for obvious reasons.

Why Thank you Mike.

You fucking whore. :D
Moarwhore.
Yetmoarwhore.

Hey, we like being whores. xD

D: Now Cockday's over I might have to start going for a few more B/P without having to keep up with such painful rates, rather than posting here saying I will every other day.

Not might Mike....SHOULD! Man I've seen you inactive for a while now. Its a shame since when I first met you we were good friends because you were so active. Now, I feel I have drifted away from you. You NEED to get your act together son! xD

Me and Lizzardis have made a decision. Aswell as the roster being put up in here, We'll be making it into a flash, too!

NGPD Roster! 8/16/09!, by JonnyTheWinnar Type: Game Rating: Everyone

There's the motherfucker.

Is this another Spam submission?

At 8/16/09 02:53 PM, Sanchez150894 wrote: Is this another Spam submission?

Yes. However, we don't deal with spam since there is nothing in which we can do about it. We can't flag it, nor can we actually moan to Wade about it. The only thing we can do is vote fairly and maybe review if we feel up to it :)

The roster submission got blammed... ah well, it's good enough here. :D

And geeze mike, maybe they like being whores. :P

At 8/16/09 02:34 PM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 8339
There's the motherfucker.

got blammed. can't say I blame them. shit. if I saw a useless statistics flash of ppl I didn't know, I would vote 0. But thanks for trying. ; )

At 8/16/09 03:01 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 8/16/09 02:53 PM, Sanchez150894 wrote: Is this another Spam submission?

Yes. However, we don't deal with spam since there is nothing in which we can do about it. We can't flag it, nor can we actually moan to Wade about it. The only thing we can do is vote fairly and maybe review if we feel up to it :)

oh dude -.- that's depressing... is there absolutely NO way of liberating NG from all of it's spam?

At 8/16/09 03:26 PM, Sanchez150894 wrote: oh dude -.- that's depressing... is there absolutely NO way of liberating NG from all of it's spam?

Not until people start getting some common sense and:
1) Just ignoring the spam and voting 0
2) Just completely ignore the spam users by not even giving them attention
and
3) Not reacting to them

Once EVERYBODY does that, all the spam will be gone. Unfortunately only about 25% of the users on NG do that so therefore that's not enough to get rid of it.

At 8/16/09 02:24 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Hey, we like being whores. xD

I have nothing against you being whores. If it wouldn't have fucked my ratio over all the way to hell and back I would've joined in.

Not might Mike....SHOULD!

What the fuck?

Man I've seen you inactive for a while now. Its a shame since when I first met you we were good friends because you were so active. Now, I feel I have drifted away from you.

*Sniff* Blerghhhh

You NEED to get your act together son! xD

I know, soon. :D

At 8/16/09 03:59 PM, mwmike wrote: I have nothing against you being whores. If it wouldn't have fucked my ratio over all the way to hell and back I would've joined in.

BLEEEEHHHH! Your no fun any more!

What the fuck?

You SHOULD start B/P'ing again. That's what I meant by that.

I know, soon. :D

Pfft...Soon...NOW BOY! DO IT NOW!

After a PM Session with Mike, I think I'm back in.. I'm not entirely sure.

At 8/16/09 04:25 PM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote: After a PM Session with Mike, I think I'm back in.. I'm not entirely sure.

Well make sure you get conformation so I know when to add you to the roster.

Hey guys, sorry I haven't really been posting in here much. Nothing ever seems to be going on when I'm on, then I leave and 5 new pages are up (Lots of reading to say the least) My eyes hurt now. Thanks guys I love yall <3 lmao.

Also Mich SUTFF.

At 8/16/09 04:26 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 8/16/09 04:25 PM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote: After a PM Session with Mike, I think I'm back in.. I'm not entirely sure.

Well make sure you get conformation so I know when to add you to the roster.

Here's a pic, I'd make your own judgement on this.

At 8/16/09 04:32 PM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote: Here's a pic, I'd make your own judgement on this.

I'd say your in....Welcome to the force :)

At 8/16/09 04:48 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 8/16/09 04:32 PM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote: Here's a pic, I'd make your own judgement on this.

I'd say your in....Welcome to the force :)

Awesome! Thanks.

At 8/16/09 04:26 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 8/16/09 04:25 PM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote: After a PM Session with Mike, I think I'm back in.. I'm not entirely sure.

Well make sure you get conformation so I know when to add you to the roster.

How does one go about getting into that "other members" section of the roster, is it some kind of ritualistic ceremony? are there requirements? what are they? do you not love me anymore? why don't you love me? what? now you know that I was drunk and obviously joking, don't turn that back on me

also to those on the roster, good job, some pretty good numbers for only having around 850 submissions in all yesterday

I'm not a whore mike. :(

Ok, yes i am. Haha.

I'm only 37 away from private now. That shit is DRAGGING on though. The day feels so slow since clock day was yesterday. But oh well. On the subject of reviews, I think I have a way to make everyone happy. While there's no point in posting individual abusive reviews, what I'd been doing was if i saw a flash that had several multiple reviews that were abusive, just posting the link to the flash and saying i found several reviews on here that I thought were abusive. You guys should take a look. That doesn't seem too irrational to me. I'd done it a few times though, so if you guys feel that shouldn't be allowed either let me know, or if you want to start allowing that type of thing here, well that's cool too. Hope all you guys enjoyed your clock day though. I know I did.

I MADE A DETOUR FOR SNOWBOARDING sandchez.

At 8/16/09 05:10 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: How does one go about getting into that "other members" section of the roster, is it some kind of ritualistic ceremony?are there requirements? what are they? do you not love me anymore? why don't you love me? what? now you know that I was drunk and obviously joking, don't turn that back on me

Man, that made me laugh. If only I had a witty response to each of them :\

I only put that "Other members" section because it was Clock day and me and Porkchop wanted to see our progress. I wouldn't do it on the normal roster because its and NGPD roster...not an NGPD/Some members from the EGB roster....

Good news everyone!

I added both Jonny and Sanchez to our roster as apprentices today, so we have two new recruits on board! Make sure the rest of you old geysers make em feel welcome mmkay?

Is iCurrie in yet? I remember him asking a couple times.

At 8/16/09 06:19 PM, TailsPrower wrote: I added both Jonny and Sanchez to our roster as apprentices today, so we have two new recruits on board! Make sure the rest of you old geysers make em feel welcome mmkay?

Will do Tails! They have been added to the roster ready for next week :)

At 8/16/09 06:19 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Good news everyone!

Yo Tails....For one, we still have two "week 47's" on the roster page AND the link to Sanchez150894 DOES NOT link up......You drunk tonight buddy? xD

At 8/16/09 02:53 PM, Sanchez150894 wrote: Is this another Spam submission?

Given the low score and the negative reviews (and the fact that it's gone now), I'm guessing it was. However, there is nothing wrong with spam in-and-of-itself. ONLY if it breaks one of the 3 'big ones' stated on the whistle section of the under judgement screen should you whistle it.

Anything that's not stolen (always provide original links when reporting things as such), malicious (i.e. screws with your browser / computer; was re-submitted with no changes after being blammed), or unsuitable (contains hardcore porn or illegal / shock videos, or hentai slideshows with no interactivity) is OK as far as NG is concerned. Do not whistle things just for being 'spam'.