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Oh yeah, iCurrie and johnny-the-winnar have both applied recently and nobody really paid attention. Guys if you see this, don't get offended, it's just clock day hysteria. I think you both should be good to go, but it's up to tails. There was some other guy a page or two back who applied that reported a thread to us (lulz) but i can't remember his name. Just makin sure they're not forgotten.

At 8/15/09 08:43 PM, michelinman wrote: Oh yeah, iCurrie.

I know, I've been around in the past with the Clock Day rush. I just went inactive and I want to be listed yet again. I'll just try again once our big stat fest is over with. And we then have around 50 Police Captains :|

At 8/15/09 08:53 PM, WithALilPigHelp wrote: Herlo, mry name is uhm............ well, loik at my profil acct. lol yeah so can I joni tha Newgrounds Police Dept.? is may dreamm,,...

Hi Idiot-Finder <3

I just had a great idea. Once Tails or I get 2,499 B/P points we can get the NGPD account to that amount too! Or, we can make alts just so we can honor Clock Day without surpassing the max amount of B/P points needed to be a true member of the NGPD.

At 8/15/09 08:18 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: I'm a rookie, you guys never tell me anything. :C

Any reason why this is, guys?

I've just hit my Rank of Captain. And from here on out, Its Clock Day over for me. I made around 250 points, and that's plenty for me. Now I'm going back to stern mode.

This one got replaced with that thing that tries to get you to print. Don't open it if you've got something on a tab that you've typed up or something. You'll have to close out of it all. If you've got a printer it'll probably automatically print something dumb too. Anyone still able to PM wade?

Meet'N'Fuck Clock Day XXX, by StoryClock Type: Movie Rating: Everyone

At 8/15/09 08:31 PM, michelinman wrote: This day is in place to commemorate them for this by mass-voting all of their spam flashes in like the way it used to be in the portal.

Riiight... except for the small issue of LITERALLY EVERYTHING passing judgement. That, so far, has included stuff from just about all the other active spam crews here, as well as crap that has nothing to do with clock day. Hell, even things calling everyone mindless sheep have passed with pretty much the same scores as those that were done in the name of clock day. People are obviously not paying any attention to what is clock day related and what isn't, thereby detracting from the meaning of clock day in general. It's just become a spam-fest.

So I ask you to put aside your moral dispositions, and celebrate the legacy of one of the greatest things to ever happen to NG.

That's like saying the best thing to do on Rememberence Sunday, in memory of those who fought in the wars, is to stage a mass-brawl in every western city in the world. It's one thing to acknowledge the efforts of a group, and their outcomes, but there are so many better ways to do that than to stoop to this level of pseudo-imitation. It's never going to even be as good (let alone as meaningful) as the original, and it's certainly not a good way of giving them the type of credit they deserve for their previous helping of NG.

Even if they are just a superfluous crew now, they still had their uses, but to drag NG into a pit of stupidity for the sake of 'celebrating' the clocks is just retarded. What's wrong with any of the normal methods of celebrating things? Why does it have to degenerate into this as well?

It doesn't make you sheep.

I beg to fucking differ!

In short: OMG MASS VOTE FIVEZZZ!!!

No. Fuck bandwagons.

At 8/15/09 10:01 PM, michelinman wrote: Anyone still able to PM wade?

*Sigh*

THESE THINGS PRINT OUT NOTHING! They print out blank pieces of paper. Its fine don't worry about it. Plus I have a negative on the Wade PM'ing...He still hasn't nuked his inbox.

At 8/15/09 10:01 PM, michelinman wrote: This one got replaced with that thing that tries to get you to print. Don't open it if you've got something on a tab that you've typed up or something. You'll have to close out of it all. If you've got a printer it'll probably automatically print something dumb too. Anyone still able to PM wade?

I'm gonna go through all the reported stuff that's still here tomorrow and put them all in one PM. That is, if no-one beats me to it (and if any of the abusive stuff is still here by tomorrow).

At 8/15/09 10:09 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Riiight... except for the small issue of LITERALLY EVERYTHING passing judgement. That, so far, has included stuff from just about all the other active spam crews here, as well as crap that has nothing to do with clock day. Hell, even things calling everyone mindless sheep have passed with pretty much the same scores as those that were done in the name of clock day. People are obviously not paying any attention to what is clock day related and what isn't, thereby detracting from the meaning of clock day in general. It's just become a spam-fest.

It's not necessarily all about clocks flashes. B wasn't submitted as a clock crew flash, and this is the anniversary of the day it magically made it through submission. It's just a day to put aside judgements on quality and let people submit ridiculous silly stuff and get through judgement.

That's like saying the best thing to do on Rememberence Sunday, in memory of those who fought in the wars, is to stage a mass-brawl in every western city in the world. It's one thing to acknowledge the efforts of a group, and their outcomes, but there are so many better ways to do that than to stoop to this level of pseudo-imitation. It's never going to even be as good (let alone as meaningful) as the original, and it's certainly not a good way of giving them the type of credit they deserve for their previous helping of NG.

The analogy was a little extreme. It's a tribute, not a remembrance. Just a day to put aside judgements and mass vote. I wouldn't compare mass voting to war. Haha. We're all gonna go home at the end of the day. (i suppose most of us already are)

Even if they are just a superfluous crew now, they still had their uses, but to drag NG into a pit of stupidity for the sake of 'celebrating' the clocks is just retarded. What's wrong with any of the normal methods of celebrating things? Why does it have to degenerate into this as well?

It's not all stupid. You really haven't laughed at how simple and lame these flashes are? It's about making the funniest thing you can with 5 seconds of work. Haha. And it's because clock day would go on whether Wade and Tom liked it or not. It's not something we put on. The clock crew is independent. We just support them today in their efforts because they deserve it. Plus it's fun. :)

No. Fuck bandwagons.

It's not a bandwagon... It's a holiday that has traditions associated with it. It's a lot bigger than you're giving it credit for.

madness test 1, by Raptorsend Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

Resubmitted: here's the original. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 8146

Sbc Is Awesome I Want Him, by gr0ss Type: Movie Rating: Adults Only

bestiality. Illegal. need I say more?

Dude getting shot in the face. I whistled. Still under judgement.

B B B B B B B B B B B B B, by gr0ss Type: Movie Rating: Adults Only

At 8/15/09 10:25 PM, michelinman wrote: It's not necessarily all about clocks flashes. B wasn't submitted as a clock crew flash, and this is the anniversary of the day it magically made it through submission. It's just a day to put aside judgements on quality and let people submit ridiculous silly stuff and get through judgement.

That's kind of the point. The main problem I have with this day is that dedicated flash artists can spend years making things, only dreaming of the kind of scores everything's getting right now. It just goes to show how little the quality of a flash has to do with its score these days. And let's not forget: although almost all of these flashes will be instantly forgotten once past judgement, their effects on batting average and other more permanent stats will stay.

It just seems so wrong to me to think that most people have to really try hard to get the BA needed to start a collab or be regarded as a top artist, only for it to be made meaningless by today (and all the other days), where literally anyone can end up with that same kind of achievement in one day as the real flash artists have had to work for years to get.

The analogy was a little extreme. It's a tribute, not a remembrance. Just a day to put aside judgements and mass vote. I wouldn't compare mass voting to war. Haha. We're all gonna go home at the end of the day. (i suppose most of us already are)

I honestly have no idea why I picked that for an analogy... must be the lack of sleep. The point is the same though: There are better ways of paying tribute to them than this. Hell; they're already down the sides of NG's pages, AND their collection is in the 'game of the moment' spot, what more do you want?

It's not all stupid. You really haven't laughed at how simple and lame these flashes are?

No. No I haven't. I find no humour in any of this.

It's about making the funniest thing you can with 5 seconds of work. Haha.

Hardly any of the things I've watched today were even trying to be funny, or clever, or ANYTHING besides blatantly lazy free tickets to high scores.

And it's because clock day would go on whether Wade and Tom liked it or not. It's not something we put on. The clock crew is independent.

Bahahahaha!! If Tom and Wade got bored of Clock day, there'd be nothing stopping them deleting every trace of te entire crew and all the accounts related to it, and simply taking the portal server (read: P-Bot) down on the day. Sure, it would cost them a lot of money in lost web traffic, but it's perfectly within their ability to do.

It's not a bandwagon... It's a holiday that has traditions associated with it. It's a lot bigger than you're giving it credit for.

Tradition = bandwagon + time. I see no fundamental difference. Just because people have been doing it for years doesn't make it any less stupid than if it started yesterday.

SheizenHammer, MichelinMan.

Enough of the Clock Day tradition stuff. Fact of the matter is, whether you like it or not, Is that these movies are all going to pass today. And you can either stick to your morals 100% and give them fair votes, or you can 5 them all and get your stats up for one day a year.

Like it or not, Clock day is here.

ANd like it or not, it's basically over. :P

The real point of clock day is to have fun with a bunch of spammers with the occasional decent flash. I mean cmon... this one made me laugh so hard.

SBC & Banana Lock (2009), by TehCybernerd Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

Now that's a good clock day flash. I saw plenty more too, a lot of funny ones. I agree with SH (i call him SH because SheizenHammer is a bit long, and i can never remember how to spell it :P) on the fact that we probably are sheep. I admit that i did my fair share of +1's for some of the flashes, but i voted 3's and 4's, not spamming 5s. I blammed when i thought it was required as well. Using sheep is a good analogy, because thats exactly what everyone did; they +1 voted. No watching of the videos, none of that good shit. I'm glad i did watch some of these, because i really did find some funny ones.

63 points in 46 minutes... can I do it?

Is this considered hardcore gay porn?
(((((WARNING THERE IS FLASHING BLUE AND RED COLORS, SIEZUERS WARNING)))))

Drew Pickles Orgy XXX, by NarwhalKing Type: Game Rating: Everyone

I don't know for sure... i'll flag it if you guys agree, but i just voted 0 for now...

At 8/15/09 11:15 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Is this considered hardcore gay porn?
(((((WARNING THERE IS FLASHING BLUE AND RED COLORS, SIEZUERS WARNING)))))
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 8205
I don't know for sure... i'll flag it if you guys agree, but i just voted 0 for now...

you can't catch it on anything, just wait and see if wade deletes it, the EGB has quite the comprehensive list that will be fired off in a PM to wade should get some spam out of the way, make your own PM to wade if you feel proactive

At 8/15/09 11:15 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Is this considered hardcore gay porn?

Nope; it has to be real people to be classed as hardcore adult material. It's just plain old fashioned spam as it is.

IFuck, by OppaiFan Type: Game Rating: Adults Only

this can be considered hardcore porn though, the puzzle part is hardcore, don't judge till you get there

Hey guys I'm back from vacation, ironically on clock day.

I've noticed that a lot of those damn barny bunch flashes have been slipping through due to the mass voting that goes on every clock day. That's the only way they ever seem to be able to get a flash through judgment.

The Rugrats Hentai Collab, by NarwhalKing Type: Movie Rating: Adults Only

this also contains hardcore porn, at the very end it flashes on for a few seconds, flaggable yes?

At 8/15/09 11:40 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: flaggable yes?

Yup, but it passed already. One more for tomorrow's PM. :/

At 8/15/09 11:52 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

At 8/15/09 11:40 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: flaggable yes?

Yup, but it passed already. One more for tomorrow's PM. :/

You'd think with all the PM's the admins are getting about abusive flashes that passed, they'd actually start doing something about it.

At 8/15/09 11:52 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

At 8/15/09 11:40 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: flaggable yes?

Yup, but it passed already. One more for tomorrow's PM. :/

whoa, did you just level up, if so congrats if not I guess I been up too long, great work on the frontlines , a lot of stuff got through that shouldn't have but we tagged 'em and we'll get 'em today

clock day nipple clamp, by CuteAndFuzzy Type: Movie Rating: Everyone

Hardcore porn? At leqst unsuitable :O

At 8/16/09 12:05 AM, perfect-insanity wrote: whoa, did you just level up,

Yup. I'm celebrating the end of clock day more than the day itself, with mah nyoo levul get!!111.

And I WILL get the first blam of today! Muahahahaha!!

Not that anyone cares...

At 8/16/09 12:13 AM, Ninja-Without-Sight wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 8234
Hardcore porn? At leqst unsuitable :O

I really don't think that's worthy of a flagging.

Looks like we have a whole Dept. full of Captains these days.