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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 04:59 AM Reply

At 7/3/09 01:06 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Request

The members that have taken a look at you so far seem to find you worthy of a position in the force, and I wholeheartedly agree with them, despite there being two or three one-liners in there that could be expanded quite easily.

I'll add you the memberlist now.

======Request Accepted======


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 10:18 AM Reply

Alright, thanks! I'll try to do my job as best i can, i suppose. I'm working on the one liners as well. A lot of times though, with there being a lot of question topics in the Audio Forum, it's a little hard to do more than one line. However, there are plenty of discussion type topics. :D

Thanks again!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 10:53 AM Reply

At 7/4/09 10:18 AM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Alright, thanks! I'll try to do my job as best i can, i suppose. I'm working on the one liners as well. A lot of times though, with there being a lot of question topics in the Audio Forum, it's a little hard to do more than one line. However, there are plenty of discussion type topics. :D

Thanks again!

Make sure you register over at our private forums.
They're for the SOME of the chit-chat that would normally go on here.
Welcome aboard, you're a pleasant addition.

SINSKAE- We have a new guy, so take him into account when you take the roster.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 12:31 PM Reply

Alright, resgistered there. Now i'm waiting for the board administrator to approve the user, or something like that. I'll definatly keep checking back here. :D


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 01:53 PM Reply

At 7/4/09 10:53 AM, Porkchop wrote: SINSKAE- We have a new guy, so take him into account when you take the roster.

Would you like me to do it? I'm here in New York and my hotel has internet. I'm free for the next hour or two, so I can do the roster if you would like....

I still need you to deposit for me BTW. This is a one off. I probably wont post again after today.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 01:54 PM Reply

At 7/4/09 10:18 AM, Kaizerwolf wrote: it's a little hard to do more than one line. However, there are plenty of discussion type topics. :D

You can always try and work Billy Mays into every post.

Man that guy was awesome.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 02:35 PM Reply

Saturday 4th July 2009 - Independence day!
Well bollocks to it. I did this weeks roster. I'm now in Now York, and as my mother is resting after the flight, I realised that my hotel has Wi-Fi! Which is a good thing!

On a bad not however, I have two things which I am annoyed at:
1. Is that I lost my Deity whistle after only having it for a day. It was now gone back down to gold....I'm hoping that it will go back up!
AND
2. Its either that I didn't do the calculations properly because I am on holiday OR you guys just ain't trying no more! These numbers are poor, to say the least. Come on guys! (I do apologise if it is me that has done the calculations wrong....I am really sorry)

Rank-ups:
None :(

Leaving the list:
None :)

Top 5 Gainers:
1.bdash1990 - 222
2.Porkchop - 125
3.XtremeofParanoia - 89
4.JonnyTheWinnar - 63
5.sinskae - 32

No. ## ] B/P ][ Gain ][ Gain/Day ][ Name, Rank]
>>>01 ][ 2444 ][ 0125 ][ 17.9 ][ Porkchop Police Captain +2
>>>02 ][ 2435 ][ 0021 ][ 3.00 ][ eroth221 Police Captain
>>>03 ][ 2378 ][ 0032 ][ 4.57 ][ sinskae Police Captain -1
>>>04 ][ 2217 ][ 0001 ][ 0.14 ][ mwmike Police Captain -1
>>>05 ][ 2192 ][ 0006 ][ 0.86 ][ SpiffyMasta Police Captain
>>>06 ][ 2087 ][ 0023 ][ 3.29 ][ ninjakoopa-33 Police Captain
>>>07 ][ 2055 ][ 0004 ][ 0.57 ][ Spartan204 Police Captain
>>>08 ][ 1759 ][ 0001 ][ 0.14 ][ TailsPrower Police Lieutenant
>>>09 ][ 1718 ][ 0021 ][ 3.00 ][ NeonFlame126 Police Lieutenant
>>>10 ][ 1690 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ MrAngel Police Lieutenant
>>>11 ][ 1614 ][ 0029 ][ 4.14 ][ Sheizenhammer Police Lieutenant
>>>12 ][ 1509 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ Ninja-Without-Sight Police Lieutenant
>>>13 ][ 1454 ][ 0222 ][ 31.7 ][ bdash1990 Police Sergeant +3
>>>14 ][ 1420 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ Gu-rrilla Police Sergeant -1
>>>15 ][ 1333 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ iCurrie Police Sergeant -1
>>>16 ][ 1283 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ TheSongSalad Police Sergeant -1
>>>17 ][ 1227 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ PowerPrower Police Sergeant
>>>18 ][ 1165 ][ 0013 ][ 1.86 ][ Brick-top Police Sergeant
>>>19 ][ 1100 ][ 0089 ][ 12.7 ][ XtremeofParanoia Police Sergeant +1
>>>20 ][ 1053 ][ 0002 ][ 0.29 ][ Sawke Police Sergeant -1
>>>21 ][ 0854 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ xthesnarfx Police Officer
>>>22 ][ 0796 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ JimmyDimples Police Officer
>>>23 ][ 0768 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ Elder Police Officer
>>>25 ][ 0641 ][ 0003 ][ 0.43 ][ lawlmaster Police Officer
>>>26 ][ 0623 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ TheOriginalReference Police Officer
>>>27 ][ 0609 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ Lebastic Police Officer
>>>28 ][ 0599 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ SonicSheep Police Officer
>>>29 ][ 0557 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ RS200 Police Officer
>>>30 ][ 0536 ][ 0063 ][ 9.00 ][ JonnyTheWinnar Police Officer +1
>>>31 ][ 0522 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ TheDeathReaperIsBack Portal Security -1
>>>32 ][ 0464 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ Dejanus Portal Security -1

Apprentices:
>>>24 ][ 0746 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ Kaizerwolf Police Officer

[Last weeks roster]

[Latest Roster Excel File]


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 04:26 PM Reply

At 7/4/09 02:35 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Saturday 4th July 2009 - Independence day!
Well bollocks to it. I did this weeks roster. I'm now in Now York, and as my mother is resting after the flight, I realised that my hotel has Wi-Fi! Which is a good thing!

I wish I stayed in a hotel that had WiFi when I go on vacation.

On a bad not however, I have two things which I am annoyed at:
1. Is that I lost my Deity whistle after only having it for a day. It was now gone back down to gold....I'm hoping that it will go back up!

Aww, That sucks man. I hope you get it back.

AND
2. Its either that I didn't do the calculations properly because I am on holiday OR you guys just ain't trying no more! These numbers are poor, to say the least. Come on guys! (I do apologise if it is me that has done the calculations wrong....I am really sorry)

Yep, Portal's been slow and I haven't been able to do much this week.


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4.JonnyTheWinnar - 63

Wow, Sweet. Congrats to everyone. Oh, And Welcome aboard, Kaizer.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 04:55 PM Reply

Good evening gentlemen.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 05:00 PM Reply

At 7/4/09 04:55 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: Good evening gentlemen.

Good evening. How are you doing this fine 4th of July?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 05:14 PM Reply

At 7/4/09 05:00 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Good evening. How are you doing this fine 4th of July?

Quite well actually. And yourself?

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 05:36 PM Reply

Time for a big ole' cookout, eh? Thats what i'm doing... steak, chicken, hamburgers, hotdogs, the works. :D


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 08:42 PM Reply

At 7/1/09 12:06 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Good finds man, well done. Anyway, it seems as though things in the Portal have gotten much more quiet since the FF mass deletion, or is it just me? I'm wondering if it's a sort of "calm before the storm" scenario or if spam crews are getting concerned that spamming for spam's sake alone without rulebreaking can still result in getting your entire back catalogue of flashes deleted. What do you guys think?

First off, Happy 4th of July!!!! What a great day it is. Independence Day! (No not the movie)

Second: For those who are wondering why I just posted this old post up, it is because we all forgot to celebrate something special. The 10,000 reply to this thread!!!! Woohoo!! (of course that is if I counted right.) So on this 4th of July, lets also celebrate the long existence of the NGPD!

Celebratory Salute!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 5th, 2009 @ 01:08 AM Reply

Police officer Dongs reporting for duty.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 5th, 2009 @ 01:47 AM Reply

At 7/1/09 12:16 PM, Lizzardis wrote: 1. This place is going to turn into the NGDD and inevitability close down because of the lack of activity.
and

I beg your pardon. Who ever said the NGDD was officially closed? No one. Exactly.
And the NGDD won't close as long as I'm one of the Administrators of it. I won't be taking NGDD matters into the NGPD so if you're going to quote me. Simply take the quoted part and come on over to the NGDD and post it there. It should help with this "lack of activity" you speak of.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 5th, 2009 @ 03:47 AM Reply

At 7/4/09 02:35 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
Top 5 Gainers:

>>>>>>>>>>: 1.bdash1990 - 222 <<<<<<<<<<<<

2.Porkchop - 125
3.XtremeofParanoia - 89
4.JonnyTheWinnar - 63
5.sinskae - 32

Bwahahahaha!

What's going on NGPD


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 5th, 2009 @ 11:11 AM Reply

Hey bud. Nothing's going on here, i just woke up myself. Browsing around, hoping to go for a bike ride later today. It's a nice day outside! (why aren't you outside? *random game reference*) Hopefully, it doesn't rain on me, because that would just suck. :D


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 5th, 2009 @ 12:15 PM Reply

At 7/5/09 11:11 AM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Hey bud. Nothing's going on here, i just woke up myself. Browsing around, hoping to go for a bike ride later today. It's a nice day outside! (why aren't you outside? *random game reference*) Hopefully, it doesn't rain on me, because that would just suck. :D

Why aren't you outside? The sun will fucking rape your shit.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 5th, 2009 @ 01:45 PM Reply

At 7/5/09 12:15 PM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote: Why aren't you outside? The sun will fucking rape your shit.

Hey easy there now, we don't need unnecessary belligerency around here.


Everywhere I go, there's a sergeant there.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 5th, 2009 @ 02:05 PM Reply

Ever played the game "It's A Nice Day Today" Tails? Thats where that came from. :P


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 5th, 2009 @ 02:38 PM Reply

At 7/5/09 02:05 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Ever played the game "It's A Nice Day Today" Tails? Thats where that came from. :P

Plus, you get 5 medal points!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 5th, 2009 @ 05:54 PM Reply

At 7/5/09 02:05 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Ever played the game "It's A Nice Day Today" Tails? Thats where that came from. :P

I think he's referring to Mal's warning a few pages ago. Basically, if the amount of random posts about how everyone's day went gets too high again, this place is toast.

To that effect: Tails, I think you (or mwmike) should make a sticky thread in the NGPD forum repeating said warning, as it's quickly getting buried in this thread. It would help the new recruits not make the same mistakes the rest of us did beforehand.

Also, I apologise in advance if my posts are full of typos for the next week or so. I've got a new computer with a god-awful keyboard, and learning to use it properly is getting very annoying very quickly. Just so you know.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 5th, 2009 @ 06:08 PM Reply

At 7/4/09 05:14 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: Quite well actually. And yourself?

Well I'm good thanks. Just in New York and recovering after walking over 12,000 steps. Knees are killing me, but its been amazing!

Yet it get my Iphone though.....

At 7/5/09 01:47 AM, DarkSoldier wrote: I beg your pardon. Who ever said the NGDD was officially closed? No one. Exactly.

I didn't say that the NGDD was going to close down either. I said this place was going to turn into the NGDD yes. What I meant by that was within the activity side of things. Then it could shut down. Within saying "and inevitability close down" I wasn't referring to the NGDD's situation and that it is going to close down.

Sorry if I can across that way. Your doing a great job of keeping it afloat. Keep it up.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 5th, 2009 @ 10:32 PM Reply

To be fair, it is reasonable to infer that everything NG-related is going to close down at some point in time. Heaven forbid it happens during our lifetime hehe.

Lizzardis and Terrorist, I changed the member list so make sure you adjust your excel files accordingly.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 5th, 2009 @ 10:50 PM Reply

At 7/5/09 10:32 PM, TailsPrower wrote: To be fair, it is reasonable to infer that everything NG-related is going to close down at some point in time. Heaven forbid it happens during our lifetime hehe.

True true. However, like you said, its best if it didn't happen throughout our lifetime! saying that though, even NG itself can't be around forever....Can it?

Lizzardis and Terrorist, I changed the member list so make sure you adjust your excel files accordingly.

I have done. I think mince was up-to-date anyway.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 5th, 2009 @ 11:44 PM Reply

At 7/5/09 10:50 PM, Lizzardis wrote: True true. However, like you said, its best if it didn't happen throughout our lifetime! saying that though, even NG itself can't be around forever....Can it?

Considering it's uniqueness and the fact that we never run out of fresh 14 year olds that love to play games, it'll take a while for this place to shut down.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 6th, 2009 @ 10:16 AM Reply

Well, instead of fresh 14 year olds, we're getting spamming perverted adults and immature children younger than the legal age to drive in America. It might just be another phase of the internet, it is summer break after all.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 6th, 2009 @ 01:45 PM Reply

At 7/6/09 10:16 AM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Well, instead of fresh 14 year olds, we're getting spamming perverted adults and immature children younger than the legal age to drive in America. It might just be another phase of the internet, it is summer break after all.

I can tell you haven't been around here much. There's not a lot of adult spammers, most spammers are in the early teen years (13-15). The legal age to drive in America in most states is 16, so I don't get your point there. And it's not a phase, it's pretty much been the same for the last 6-7 years.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 6th, 2009 @ 02:24 PM Reply

At 7/6/09 10:16 AM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Well, instead of fresh 14 year olds, we're getting spamming perverted adults and immature children younger than the legal age to drive in America. It might just be another phase of the internet, it is summer break after all.

You'll come to understand that most of NG's community are valiant and noble men that still live in their mother's basement. Spamming has no season and has no off-season. You will notice that spamming from "fresh 14 year olds" tend to uncoordinated and accompanied by adolescent humor. As they get older, spammers tend to join spamming organizations. It's just a matter of dealing with the problem while they're younger.

That last line sounded like something from a drug prevention commercial or something. :3
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. Jul. 6th, 2009 @ 05:40 PM Reply

Pfhahaha! There's some really sad people around NG.

Looks like I got useless bombed. Someone actually sat and went through some 18 reviews and marked all of them as 'useless'. Fuck knows why.

Review mods get this all the time because of butthurt kids who get review banned, and instead of saying something to the mod's face they go and emo all over their review list instead.
But... me? I can't ban anyone, so it must've been either something I posted, or something I wrote in one of the reviews. Honestly, if you really are so easily offended (and so childish in your ways of dealing with it) you need to GTFO NG. Now.

Anyone else have stupid stuff like this hapen to them before?